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Talk => Fun & Games => Topic started by: Sweetums on August 29, 2020, 09:38:58 PM

Title: Tautology Club
Post by: Sweetums on August 29, 2020, 09:38:58 PM
The first rule of Tautology Club is: It is what it is.
The second rule of Tautology Club is: You do not talk about what's not to be discussed.
The third rule of Tautology Club is: If someone yells stop, goes limp, or taps out, then someone has yelled stop, has gone limp, or has tapped out.
Fourth rule: Only two to a pair.
Fifth rule: One tautology to a tautology.
Sixth rule: No shirts and no shoes for the shirtless and shoeless.
Seventh rule: Tautologies will go on for as long as they do.
And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Tautology Club, it's your debut evening!
 
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Shiela_M on August 29, 2020, 10:49:22 PM
I found it funny how humorous this was. Though I must say I didn't know the definition of tautology so I didn't know what it ment.  So I went online to find the definition over the internet
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: watcher1 on August 30, 2020, 02:25:52 AM
Rule 3 - goes limp? That happens on occasion.  ;D
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Shiela_M on August 30, 2020, 02:35:37 AM
Rule 3 - goes limp? That happens on occasion.  ;D

You didn't follow the rules, breaking them silly bird  :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: watcher1 on August 30, 2020, 02:37:03 AM
Rule 3 - goes limp? That happens on occasion.  ;D

You didn't follow the rules, breaking them silly bird  :emot_kiss:

Since when have I ever followed rules? 8)
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: ToeinH2O on August 30, 2020, 03:59:13 AM
(https://pixfeeds.com/images/15/405600/1200-405600-476917651.jpg)
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: watasch on August 30, 2020, 09:36:01 AM
And he is in the lead all by himself.  (One I hear Alex Trebek say quite often and repeatedly)

Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Sweetums on August 30, 2020, 02:32:15 PM
Now the fun is beginning to start!
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Shiela_M on September 06, 2020, 03:20:19 PM
Said this one this moring.

I was backing up my car in reverse  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Shiela_M on October 30, 2020, 02:57:56 AM
I'm cold and need to warm up
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Post by: MintJulie on October 30, 2020, 01:30:54 PM
How fun.  I never saw this before.  And let me just say...

All you funny people are very humorous.
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: watasch on October 30, 2020, 05:34:30 PM
Yogi Berra:  "Its like deja vu all over again". 
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Jed_ on October 30, 2020, 05:35:25 PM
For many years I‘ve jokingly said ‘naked with no clothes on’, but I’ve never had a term for that. . . . until now.
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Littlebit on October 30, 2020, 06:03:31 PM
Last nights evening sunset was beautiful.
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Post by: ToeinH2O on October 30, 2020, 06:14:23 PM
Being horny makes me sexually aroused.
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Post by: ck510 on October 30, 2020, 08:16:30 PM
I run around naked with sissors without clothes :-[
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Post by: Shiela_M on October 31, 2020, 02:01:44 PM
Sometimes, I can be such a clumsy cluts
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Post by: Shiela_M on November 15, 2020, 05:28:51 PM
It is freezing cold outside with that wet rain drizzle
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Shiela_M on November 17, 2020, 02:52:23 PM
Day off so I didn't go to work today.
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Sweetums on November 17, 2020, 04:03:59 PM
I want to forget about that guy I want to forget about!
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: TMacc on November 19, 2020, 04:02:45 PM
Hot water heater
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Shiela_M on November 19, 2020, 05:08:51 PM
ATM machine
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Sweetums on November 19, 2020, 08:55:40 PM
It's not over 'til it's over.
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: ObiDongKenobi on November 20, 2020, 04:55:19 PM
ATM machine

PIN Number

Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Sweetums on November 20, 2020, 05:32:52 PM
Barenaked Ladies
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: ObiDongKenobi on November 20, 2020, 07:14:59 PM
Barenaked Ladies

Now that's my kind of tautology.

Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: ToeinH2O on November 29, 2020, 07:03:51 PM
Preconceived bias.
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: purpleshoes on November 30, 2020, 01:02:31 PM
I descended down the stairs.
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Sweetums on December 03, 2020, 03:26:56 AM
Too much hyperbole
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Post by: Sweetums on December 04, 2020, 05:38:32 AM
Pinned immobile
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Post by: Sweetums on December 19, 2020, 06:35:31 PM
"...to complete their activity uninterrupted until they could finish."
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Post by: Sweetums on December 19, 2020, 09:23:10 PM
jet black
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Post by: Sweetums on December 24, 2020, 10:35:44 PM
Found and eliminated from one of my stories: "illicit illegality"
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Sweetums on January 06, 2021, 06:07:26 PM
The snows came late that year, lying cold and white across the landscape.
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: Sweetums on January 06, 2021, 07:52:43 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_79TdQF9qAm4/TBFD10HkojI/AAAAAAAACso/54qhfPTVsfI/s640/sc0007e99f.jpg)
Title: Re: Tautology Club
Post by: purpleshoes on January 13, 2021, 01:03:58 PM
When you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me.