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Sex => Sexual problems. => Topic started by: joe_ny on March 16, 2011, 12:24:32 AM
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how can I get wife to have sex with a dog?
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Just buy a dog... after these two posts, she'll soon see where the plusses in her life are...
Pop
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I think Joan had it right: show your wife how it's done.
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I FUCKING LOVE YOU GWEN!!!
:emot_laughing:
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Perhaps show some videos of K9 sex. Introduce her to some of the stories on KB?
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she finally let our dog lick her for about 15 min and had 3 ejaculations I hope this is the beginning of more
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Brush the dogs teeth. Just kidding.
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she already does....start barking....woof woof!
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:aol_doggystyle:
Love,
Liz
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I think Joan had it right: show your wife how it's done.
:emot_laughing:
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i like suzie's answer better "she already does"
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Stupid question but do you have /owne a dog?
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Been ther done that
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Make sure in advance that she's not allergic to dog semen... it happens. I'll see if I can find the article again.
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Woman dies after dog sex in Limerick
yesterday at 7:39 am
A 43-year-old woman died after suffering a massive allergic reaction brought on after she had sex with a dog in Limerick.
FAITH AND BEGORRAH!
The woman, a mother of four children, suffered the reaction to the dog’s semen after willingly engaging in sex acts with the Alsatian dog in a house in the Patrickswell area of the county.
The woman passed away in October 2008, shortly after intercourse with the dog, and after a three-year investigation it was confirmed that her death occurred due to an adverse reaction suffered after having sex with the animal.
An ambulance was called to an address in Patickswell at approximately 7.30pm on the night that she died and rushed the woman to the Mid-Western Hospital, where she passed away shortly after 8pm.
A source told The Star last night that the unfortunate woman involved came in contact with a man who provided the dog on an internet chatroom.
“Both these people would have been visiting bestiality websites and at some stage it appears they agreed to meet up for sex,” the source said.
“The Alsatian then entered the picture and it appears that intercourse took place between the lady in question and the dog on the night that she died.”
The source confirmed that Gardai who had examined the scene seized an Alsation dog that has been kept in quarantine ever since.
Disturbingly, the source added that the dog “appeared to have been groomed” to have sex with women.
“This was a particularly bizarre and upsetting course,” said the source.
“It genuinely was a shocker...you think you’ve seen it all but then something like this comes along and you’re left scratching your head all over again.”
http://www.joe.ie/news-politics/current-affairs/irish-woman-dies-after-dog-sex-0013864-1 ( check out the comments! :emot_laughing: )
note: I can't verify the truth of this report, but it's on a SHITLOAD of sites. Google has 996 hits.
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how can I get wife to have sex with a dog?
how do you know the dog will agree?...
P
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Make sure in advance that she's not allergic to dog semen... it happens. I'll see if I can find the article again.
edit:
Woman dies after dog sex in Limerick
yesterday at 7:39 am
A 43-year-old woman died after suffering a massive allergic reaction brought on after she had sex with a dog in Limerick.
FAITH AND BEGORRAH!
The woman, a mother of four children, suffered the reaction to the dog’s semen after willingly engaging in sex acts with the Alsatian dog in a house in the Patrickswell area of the county.
The woman passed away in October 2008, shortly after intercourse with the dog, and after a three-year investigation it was confirmed that her death occurred due to an adverse reaction suffered after having sex with the animal.
An ambulance was called to an address in Patickswell at approximately 7.30pm on the night that she died and rushed the woman to the Mid-Western Hospital, where she passed away shortly after 8pm.
A source told The Star last night that the unfortunate woman involved came in contact with a man who provided the dog on an internet chatroom.
“Both these people would have been visiting bestiality websites and at some stage it appears they agreed to meet up for sex,” the source said.
“The Alsatian then entered the picture and it appears that intercourse took place between the lady in question and the dog on the night that she died.”
The source confirmed that Gardai who had examined the scene seized an Alsation dog that has been kept in quarantine ever since.
Disturbingly, the source added that the dog “appeared to have been groomed” to have sex with women.
“This was a particularly bizarre and upsetting course,” said the source.
“It genuinely was a shocker...you think you’ve seen it all but then something like this comes along and you’re left scratching your head all over again.”
http://www.joe.ie/news-politics/current-affairs/irish-woman-dies-after-dog-sex-0013864-1 ( check out the comments! :emot_laughing: )
note: I can't verify the truth of this report, but it's on a SHITLOAD of sites. Google has 996 hits.
Never know where those Alsatians have been lately...
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how can I get wife to have sex with a dog?
how do you know the dog will agree?...
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http://gb.fotolibra.com/images/previews/514981-alsatian-dog.jpeg
(http://www.ravishpics.com/images/28097281546309452638.jpeg)
Just tell him about her great personality... throw him a bone... hehe
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how can I get wife to have sex with a dog?
Tell her he's rich. 8)
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First, talk about it. I'll leave how you bring that up to you.
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Send her an email with a link to a picture where a woman is having sex with a dog (from an anonymous email, ofcourse). Make sure you're nearby when she opens it, prefferably in the same room or watching from another room (Make sure you time it right, so if she always reads her mail say.. in the morning and in the afternoon before she leaves from work, make sure you send it the night before so she opens it in the morning). Then (importantly: without her being aware that you're watching for a reaction) prefferably you're sitting somehwere where you can see her reaction, but where she knows that you can't see what she is watching the screen.
And obviously, don't stare at her as if you're waiting for a reaction.. watch tv or read a book whilst subtly awaiting a reaction.
See how that plays out then take it from there..
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I'd go the porn route first, I'd suggest zooskool .com but last I knew they were still "remodeling". Try some pussy licking by the dog and see if she takes to it.
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Wouldn't you prefer her to have sex with you?
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When I say I like DOGGIE it's a reference to a sexual position. :emot_kiss:
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When I say I like DOGGIE it's a reference to a sexual position. :emot_kiss:
LOL! Ummmmm...just to make sure I've got a good visual on this....do you mean something along these lines licks???
(http://ravishpics.com/images/04635548966121497712.jpg)
*WOOF* ;D
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When I say I like DOGGIE it's a reference to a sexual position. :emot_kiss:
LOL! Ummmmm...just to make sure I've got a good visual on this....do you mean something along these lines licks???
(http://ravishpics.com/images/04635548966121497712.jpg)
That's exactly what I meant! There's just something about doggie that hits all the right spots mmmmmmm.
*WOOF* ;D