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Sex talk / Re: sucking your own cock

« Last post by Hilda on Today at 04:55:03 AM »

There's a close-up scene of a gay character performing this particular kind of autoeroticism in the film Shortbus.

It takes him quite a while to bend into position, and even then he barely makes contact, after which he masturbates into his mouth. How long it takes him to do that isn't clear, as the director repeatedly cuts to two other scenes. One of a MF couple having vigorous sex, the other of a dominatrix lashing her client to a climax and looking in awe when he spurts over his head and onto a Jackson Pollock on the wall.

The film has other light touches, but I found it so emotionally intense as to be uncomfortable.

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General Discussion / Re: What did you learn today TIL

« Last post by Hilda on Today at 04:28:06 AM »

I didn't know that Mervyn Peake wrote a novel called Mr Pye. I've read and re-read his Gormenghast quartet several times and assumed his other works were for children and young adults.

The way I stumbled on Mr Pye was odd. There's an ImageFap user who posts screenshot galleries of actors and celebrities appearing unclothed in films and television series. His most recent gallery was of UK actress Robin McCaffrey appearing in the TV adaptation of Mr Pye, made in 1986.

I've picked up a digital copy of Mr Pye and will read it this weekend. I'll keep an eye open for the TV series.

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Stories / Re: A Writer's Thanksgiving....

« Last post by Hilda on Today at 04:20:36 AM »

Yeah I don't think we can customize subforums, would be cool but the forum software is very old and just has one global theme I think.

I installed the current version of Simple Machines (2.1.4) on one of my domains and can confirm that you can't change the theme of a category or topic. Admins can download and add global themes, and users can select their favourite, but that's about it.

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Sex talk / Re: sucking your own cock

« Last post by Ol Hippie on Today at 02:54:06 AM »

I'd sort of thought about cumming in my own mouth just to see what a girl experienced/tasted when she gives me oral but I always chickened out before cumming.

I haven't tried it in a year or so.

Reflecting the comment above. I can relate.
I traveled extensively for work years ago. Many lonely nights in hotel rooms. Porn was regularly my companion. There were a couple times I tried to suck myself. Being of average length and not overly flexible, there was no getting my mouth and cock to the same place at the same time.
Though, I too, wondered what a woman experiences when giving head. So, on a couple of occasions when attempting this act, I gave myself a facial. Some landing in my mouth. The taste and texture did not bother me as I'd sampled my cum before when masturbating. I think the warmth and amount were the biggest surprise.
Haven't repeated that act for some time.... May need to try again...

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Sex talk / Re: Hairy or smooth cock what is your opinion

« Last post by Ol Hippie on Today at 02:28:43 AM »

There was a time that I was just all natural "down there".

After I had to shave for my vasectomy, I grew to appreciate the look and feel. As did my wife,
These days, my cock, balls and ass all stay clean shaven. My pubes are trimmed back from the shaft and kept rather short.
My wife seems to appreciate the look....

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Sex talk / Re: So who got laid last night?

« Last post by msslave on Today at 01:07:17 AM »

All that counts is that the two of you had fun. So glad you checked in and gave a great report on your south of the boarder adventures.

Take care.

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Stories / Re: A Writer's Thanksgiving....

« Last post by Vela Nanashi on Today at 12:06:09 AM »

Yeah I don't think we can customize subforums, would be cool but the forum software is very old and just has one global theme I think.

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Sex talk / Re: So who got laid last night?

« Last post by staci on July 26, 2024, 11:36:26 PM »

A woo for Mrs JRBG

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General Discussion / Precious Metals?

« Last post by Dudester on July 26, 2024, 11:34:30 PM »

Back in the 1990's, when I managed a hotel, the phone rang at the front desk. The girl on the switchboard gave me a look and said "The girl at the gas station next door is asking for you." I pointed to one of the desk phones and the call was transferred. The girls at the desk looked at me with concern as I took the call. When I hung up I told the girls that the girl at the gas station said someone had given her counterfeit money.

I went to the gas station. The counterfeit money turned out to be red seal two dollar bills from the early 1950's. The situation repeated a few days later and a bond of trust developed me and the clerk as she began to allow me to audit her till daily. Someone in the neighborhood had been raiding their grandparent's coin and money collection. I found more of the red seal 2 dollar bills, silver certificate ones, silver dollars, silver fifty cent pieces, silver quarters and silver dimes.
After a couple of years the girl at the gas station quit.  In that time, I had accumulated ten pounds of coins as well as a thick envelope of rare currency.

I retired a couple of months ago. Since the coins and currency had "matured" for thirty years, I decided to cash in. I called stores that bought these items and was told that they would buy the coins and currency at "wholesale prices" (pennies on the dollar). I then began to dabble with Ebay, trying to sell coins and the bills one at a time. This was a huge FAIL. I tried a batch of five coins. After the transaction was completed, the buyer told me that he had taken advantage of me and I should use the words "Loose Silver." So, I jacked up my prices and used the words "Loose Silver."

I've developed two buyers, one on the east coast and one on the west coast. Better yet, just minutes after I post the items for sale, the items are bought.
So, the next time you see one of those ads for "Buy Gold", know that it is a scam, unless you have a sucker lined up.

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Sex talk / Re: what do you prefer?handjob or mastubation?

« Last post by Writers Bloque on July 26, 2024, 11:19:07 PM »

When I jerk off, it takes dedication, from start to finish as I have to use more than my hand to get me off explosively. I also use the mental masturbation technique, and a little hands free to help. Like I have stated before I lost a fair bit of sensitivity in my shaft so both are really nothing more to me than exercises for the hand. both are okay, but take too much of my time. I beat off now to extend sexual encounters.