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General Discussion / Re: What MADE your day today?
« Last post by watcher1 on March 28, 2024, 07:48:00 PM »
Never heard anything about poisonous snakes in Europe. I guess it can happen in a warm climate. What snakes are we talking about?

Guess I know why you have warrior boots on. Here I thought it was for kicking ass and talking.names. :D

Would those be granny boots?  ;D ;D

I just looked up snake varieties in France and there are more than I would have guessed. The poisonous ones are vipers. One person dies every ten years from a poisonous snake bite in France the article cited. I will file this under what did I learn today.  8)
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Fun & Games / Re: NYT Mini - warning possible spoilers
« Last post by msslave on March 28, 2024, 07:46:56 PM »
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Real easy. Wish my old fingers could move faster. I'd be down in the two digit range too.

I know... excuses, excuses excuses
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Foxi stories / THE NAUGHTY NEIGHBORS by FOXI (FF, MF, MMF)
« Last post by Foxihotgirl on March 28, 2024, 07:45:57 PM »
THE NAUGHTY NEIGHBORS


by


FOXI



    The neighborhood always knew when someone moved into the security complex. There were over fifty homes and all were lived in. It was rare to see someone move from the place. Of course when someone passed away a spot would open up and then the grapevine was humming until someone new moved in. It was normally a 55 or over community but sometimes a younger couple would move in. This was acceptable to the citizens of the neighborhood. They liked fresh sexy couples. Children were not allowed so the couple was free to do what they liked fettered by a family.

    What made the people of this community tight and happy was the sex that each one shared with their neighbors. Fifty couples sharing and willing to have sexual enjoyment with others. It was not unusual to see someone's wife coming out of another mans home. It happened everyday. Though most were over fifty they stayed young by the many affairs they enjoyed.

    So when someone new came into the neighborhood the entire community worked together to seduce them into the fold. Thus the next day when they saw the moving van pull up to the empty house everyone paid close attention to what was being brought in. It said volumes as to who the new people were.

    "Look, Henry. They have a huge large screen TV. The furniture is expensive too." Said Dory her nose almost pressed against the window. Across the street the workmen delivered the load of furniture and household appliances and soon left. Phone rang and people talked about what they saw and soon the grapevine was abuzz with chatter.

    "The new tenants can't be far behind." Said Henry joining his wife at the window." He could see all the neighbors doing the same. Soon a car pulled into the driveway. It was an electric sportscar that was worth plenty and Henry whistled. "They got money that's for sure."

    When the doors to the vehicle opened they all gave a sigh of pleasure. The man was tall and probably in his 40's. The woman was younger and stunningly beautiful with long blonde hair and a slim tight body that made Henry moan in pleasure just looking at the woman.

    "Shit, baby, she's incredible. Look at that beautiful ass." Said Henry grabbing his crotch.

    "Yes, baby she's a stunner all right. So is he. The phone started ringing and did so in every house that was close enough to see the new couple. Word of their new tenents got out faster than the speed of light and soon Henry and Dory had instant request for photos of the couple.
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General Discussion / Re: What MADE your day today?
« Last post by msslave on March 28, 2024, 07:38:41 PM »
Never heard anything about poisonous snakes in Europe. I guess it can happen in a warm climate. What snakes are we talking about?

Guess I know why you have warrior boots on. Here I thought it was for kicking ass and talking.names. :D
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Fun & Games / Re: NYT Connections - warning possible spoilers
« Last post by msslave on March 28, 2024, 07:32:27 PM »
Connections
Puzzle #291
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Fun & Games / Re: NYT Connections - warning possible spoilers
« Last post by msslave on March 28, 2024, 07:29:55 PM »
Connections
Puzzle #291Connections
Puzzle #291
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%uD83D%uDFE8%uD83D%uDFE8%uD83D%uDFE8%uD83D%uDFE8
%uD83D%uDFE6%uD83D%uDFE6%uD83D%uDFE6%uD83D%uDFE6
%uD83D%uDFEA%uD83D%uDFEA%uD83D%uDFEA%uD83D%uDFEA

Blue a good guess, purple just the last four left.
Guess a win is a win however you get it. :emot_dancing:
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General Discussion / Re: What MADE your day today?
« Last post by Potnoodles on March 28, 2024, 07:20:20 PM »
A surprise visit by Lolo the nurse.

A surprise because she isn't scheduled until next week but it was lovely to see her.
The reason for the visit ,apart from showing off a pair of gorgeous legs in a very short summer dress [and pink panties I observed] was not to examine Rob but to give us an "anti venom kit" !
Because of the early warm weather the snakes are out and folks who live "rural" should have a venom kit in their fridge. We did not know this.
Sure we know about the snakes ,but we are not frightened of them just very careful where we tread, but we didn't know about the kit.
 Lolo showed us how to use it and what to do after.
We have a picture sheet of all the possible culprits that we should try to identify on our way to hospital.
All scary but interesting stuff.

 But what actually made my day was when Lolo got my medical files out and told me that there was an irregularity/error in them.

 She pointed to my date of birth and said that it was wrong.
I looked ,but no it was in order .
 She looked puzzled and asked was I sure about the year ? I looked again , 1956 all correct. And then she said the most wonderful words ...........................

                                                                                                  " I am so sorry but I thought you were 50 maybe 53".

YEY I LOVE this girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!   She is most welcome at our house anytime day or night

Nicky [young Nicky ,yeyeyey] x
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Fun & Games / Re: Change a letter (5 letters)
« Last post by ObiDongKenobi on March 28, 2024, 07:12:11 PM »
GNASH
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Fun & Games / Re: NYT Connections - warning possible spoilers
« Last post by ObiDongKenobi on March 28, 2024, 07:11:09 PM »
Connections
Puzzle #291
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Fun & Games / Re: NYT Mini - warning possible spoilers
« Last post by ObiDongKenobi on March 28, 2024, 07:09:12 PM »
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