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What did you find in your parents bedroom when you snooped as a kid?

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Offline Mike905

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I always thought I was the only kid that did it, but now know I was not.

What did I find?

Dad's underwear drawer - box of condoms and a magazine (Hustler the first time I found something - magazine seemed to last for about 6 months before there was a new one).

Mother's lingerie - single penis shaped vibe and a bottle of lube.

Night table drawer - Dad's side - a how to sex book
Night table drawer - mom's side - ertotic books

I suspect that most people here also use the same hiding spots.




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I remember finding dad's penthouse magazines and being fascinated by the girl on girl scenes. I was only about 5 or 6 years old at the time. A few years later i found my mother's vibe and a bag of weed. I am blessed my son isnt a curious kid at all. And even if he was, i wouldnt care that he found what my wife and i have put away. I would be more irritated that he was in our room with out permission. He always asks.

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Fuck nothing, my mother is a catholic prude, and i believe my father got his attentions elsewhere.



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I found some porn stashed at bottom of their closet and some KY in the nightstand.



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Found condoms in Dad's dresser, Vaseline jar of lube in mom's bedside table, and Mom's electric "wand" vibrator. I have her vibe now, and for all those years when I would hear it, thought she had a bad back... I named it 'Thumper', still works well, and it still makes a racket on some settings.  :D
« Last Edit: June 27, 2011, 04:43:49 PM by joan1984 »

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.


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Found condoms, dildos, lube, moms linerie, porn videos, porn magazines, and the weirdest thing is that I found handcuffs and a strap-on. And the handcuffs made me assume one of my parents were a criminal, so I was a bit paranoid about being around them for awhile lol.

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Found condoms, dildos, lube, moms linerie, porn videos, porn magazines, and the weirdest thing is that I found handcuffs and a strap-on. And the handcuffs made me assume one of my parents were a criminal, so I was a bit paranoid about being around them for awhile lol.

your parents are some kinky people.....


i see the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree  ;D



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Found condoms, dildos, lube, moms linerie, porn videos, porn magazines, and the weirdest thing is that I found handcuffs and a strap-on. And the handcuffs made me assume one of my parents were a criminal, so I was a bit paranoid about being around them for awhile lol.

your parents are some kinky people.....


i see the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree  ;D

Yepp, and this aple hit the groud hard! ;D

Love you all! So much fun here <3


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Found all sorta neat stuff....
Found all the usual stuff that kids weren't suppose to find.
Found a "Playboy" magazine..OMG I thought that was "Great".!!!!

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My best find was a photo album featuring my mom and dad in various states of undress and sexual entanglement.

I beat off so many times to pictures of my dad's cock in my mother's asshole with her fingers in her pussy, wearing a long blonde wig and a belly dancer outfit with crotchless panties.

To this day I still think my mother in her late 20s looked prettier and sexier with a cock shoved all the way down her throat than almost any other woman I've ever seen go balls deep on a hard dick. You could tell how much she loved it in the pictures. Her eyes were almost smiling as she looked up in the camera with those involuntary tears that stream down your cheeks when you're choking on cock.

The best part of it (well, not the best part, but at least the icing on the cake) is that my mother had never had sex with anyone other than my dad and was (and still is) a devout Christian, which made the pictures even more scintillating to me.

After she and my dad divorced and she'd remarried a few years later, I found that same album with all new pictures in it of her and her new husband. I was very happy to see that 10 years hadn't done anything to change her appetites and that she was still a deep-throating ass whore who loved to smile pretty for the camera with a cock in her.



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All I found was Dad's collection of Playboy magazines....damn he had a stack of them!!...Don't have a clue whatever happened to them after he passed.....some of them would prolly be worth some $$$$ today as many were from the 50's & 60's...

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Just porn mags and vids



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I'm an old fart... dad would have been older yet.

He had a great collection of Tijuana Bibles (look it up ;) ), and a handful of Playboy and Penthouse from the '60s.  By the time I hit adulthood, the only thing left was ONE adult comic book, which I snagged after he died.

Mom had a small collection of OLD vibrators... but then again, she was an RN and she trained all of us in massage.  You could kinda-sorta write some of 'em off as massage aids.  Yeah, right. :D  A couple had steel springs; you wore 'em on the back of your hand while giving a massage, or whatever.

My girlfriend's folks had MUCH nicer stuff, including a solid collection of old bondage reels and magazines.

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This topic made me happy, when i wasn't so happy.  Everything I'd list has already been covered.   So horny now.