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What did you find in your parents bedroom when you snooped as a kid?

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I found a condom...but this was back in the early 60's...it was thick rubber and must have been reusable.  Didn't know what it was then, but understanding hit me later.

I found a vibrator, the kind that you place rubber attachments onto in the bedstand of my grandmother when she lived with us for a while.  My cousin, girl, was with me and she said that nana's neck probably hurt a lot.  Understanding came later.

My kids would find a shit load of stuff.  Books by Henry Miller, Anais Nin, and books of different genres.  One called "One in the Bush" about fisting.  A Tijuana Bible. Nancy Friday's fantasy book series. A stack of DVD's.  Pictures of their mom and me.  The videos of us, unfortunately, didn't survive the changes in technology.



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A Tijuana Bible.

Humm, not ever heard about "A Tijuana Bible" before I googled it and found this collection:
http://www.tijuana-bibles.com/tijuanabible-comics.html




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     Dad has always kept a large pile of novels and magazines above the toilet(gross). I was looking through them one day and found a catalog hidden near the bottom selling porn videos. This prompted me to look through my parents room when they were away.

    Eventually I found a jar full of condoms and various porn videos. Even some porn comics which were the best to me. Something about lesbian pixies! aaww good memories

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Great question !

my mother was used to let a serious book of sexology (with abundant illustrations and questionnaires) lying around in the basement living- room. Between 12 yo and 15 yo, I compulsively and avidly read it many times.

I was stunned by many point: one of the questions in the book asked what would be if my father would introduce me to a prostitute at 15 yo.
It made me dream it could be possible .. it sounded so surrealistic for me. Obviously my mother would have been completely against that by the way.
 



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Great question !

my mother was used to let a serious book of sexology (with abundant illustrations and questionnaires) lying around in the basement living- room. Between 12 yo and 15 yo, I compulsively and avidly read it many times.

I was stunned by many point: one of the questions in the book asked what would be if my father would introduce me to a prostitute at 15 yo.
It made me dream it could be possible .. it sounded so surrealistic for me. Obviously my mother would have been completely against that by the way.
 

well you could have always asked him ;)



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well you could have always asked him ;)

Yea THAT would be an awkward conversation...
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15 year old boy: Hey dad, could you get me a prostitute?
Dad: ............
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Weird

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well you could have always asked him ;)

Yea THAT would be an awkward conversation...
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15 year old boy: Hey dad, could you get me a prostitute?
Dad: ............
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Weird

"Go ask your mother."



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Reply #53 on: October 11, 2011, 08:24:21 PM
Hello my name is bob im 44 married no kids..when i was 11 being a curious kid and wondering why my cock would get hard when the wind blew..when i was alone in the house i would go seaching through my parents dresser drawer..to my surprise i came across an envelope of my parents nude and grafic pics..at first i was in shock and had to figure out it was actually them..but when i figured it out it was them it lead to the most pleasurable times growing up..they would ad to to pictures as the years went on..and i couldnt wait to see the new ones..there were a bunch of pictures of my mom nude alot of her gorgeous ass and pussy..there were pics of mom blowing dad as he took the pic and some of him dogging her from behind as he took the pic in the bedroom mirror...some were even with another couple which blew me away..mom was on all 4's blowing the guy as the wife sucked her tits..that pics and many of the others are imbedded in my mind forever..they have since moved out of state and i only see them about 4 times a year..they are in their mid 60ties and still in great shape..i still dream of being with them someday but realize its probably just a dream..i still cum thinking of them and often fuck my wife thinking of them when i cum..god i wish i had the guts to do something ..but i do have wonderful memories of those pics forever!!



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i found nude grafic pics of my parents which was the ultimate..dad penthouse forum mags ..porn books  moms black condoms   went through all of moms panties to



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I think there's another post like this on here somewhere... I had started masturbating when i was six [i knew it felt good but i didn't know why]. When i was nine i was home alone and snooped in their bedroom. Like enchantedpagan, my mother was [and still is] a religious 'prude' but my father had a box on the top self of his closet. I got a kitchen chair and got it down. At the time i remember it had Penthouse and Playboy mags in it. I saw my first upclose pussy in Penthouse and in the forum read a story about a guy working on a movie or tv show set with a hot babe. He ended up on his back somehow and she ended up standing over him. He could see up her skirt. No panties. ;) And she knew it, too... Years later when i was fourteen there was a sex digest in the box and i read my first incest story, a mother/son story. It blew me away because i'd never known family fucked before that...

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Love this question..and I have a nice list...my dad was into Penthouse and Penthouse Forum so i got a huge dose of them..loved the stories in Penthouse Forum..He also had some paperbacks which had some bi stories in it also which really turned me on knowing he was reading that..he also has several porn magazines of couples playing..god I sill remember the way the couples looked..He has two decks of naked playing cards also which were very hot..these were all in the night table next to the bed...easily accesible..in mom's dresser I found two rubber dildos  one black one pinkish colored..one in a while the dildos would have a rubber on them..i guess when dad was sliding in her ass and cunt..and as I have mentioned in other responses,in his dresser there was a box of pictures of my parents..mainly of my mom,some action pics thought of dad fucking her from behind as he took the pic in the bedroom mirror and several of her blowing him as he took the pic...and the ultimate 3 that were with my dad's cousin and his wife..mom on all 4's sucking my cousins cock while his wife reached under and rubbed her boobs..I came to that pic alone about 1000 times..and with all the rest i saw above  make it like 10000 loads lol...memories that will last forever!!!!



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In my early teens, I snooped in my parents' closet and found a box containing dozens of Polaroid photos of my parents having sex. There were shots of my mother riding my father cowgirl, of him doing her doggie-style, her blowing him, closeups of his cock, her ass and pussy... you get the idea. These images are burned into my memory. Only as an adult did I realize that most of these photos must have been taken by a third party. There's no way thy could be selfies.

After I had moved away from home and married, I received a call from my mother; my father had had a seizure, what we later found out was a stroke. He was in his late 50s and in reasonably good health, but for a while it did not look good. Mom asked me to to their home and find the living will they had completed. She said it was in the briefcase under their bed. When I reached under the bed there were actually two briefcases. I opened one and found close to a hundred Polaroids, some of the old ones I recalled from years earlier, but also dozens that included other men and women. Also in the briefcase were swinger magazines and newspapers, letters from other couples, and some pretty raw porn magazines. I closed up the briefcase, got the papers from the other briefcase, and went back to the hospital. Dad eventually had a full recovery and life returned to normal.

So, I sometimes wonder whether it's nature or nurture; whether I became a swinger and pervert because it's in my genes, or whether it's because of the things I learned about my parents' sex lives. For what it's worth, I have learned that my brother is also a swinger, and that a couple of my cousins are also swingers.

None of these memories serve as fantasy masturbation fodder, but sometimes I smile to myself thinking about what a wonderful sex life my parents must have had.


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Playboy Magazine.
My dad never tried to hide it.
Mom was never worried, she "knew" exactly how to take care of my dad.
I was not suppose to read them, but when they were out in plain sight I would just grab one and start to read (and look at pictures).
No one ever yelled at me for it, nobody came running over to take it away.
The worst I ever got was a "Found anything Interesting"?....from my Mom (of all people).
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Nothing from my Dad, but from my Mother:

- a pocket rocket vibrator, with attachments and batteries
- a rubber bra with holes for her nipples
- crotchless rubber knickers
- 4 brochures of sex toys and lingerie
- a 10 or 11 inch hollow dildo that could be strapped to a pillow or someone else
- a solid 9 inch dildo
- a butt plug

and finally two dozen pictures of her fucking herself in various positions with the dildos

I suspect that my Dad took the photos, as he's not in any of them. But, it's quite hot to think that he wasn't aware that my Mother even had those photos - and it makes me think about just who actually did take them.

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