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What did you find in your parents bedroom when you snooped as a kid?

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Just turning this around a bit... nothing sexual in nature in my mother's bedroom only a military type contraceptive in a box belonging to my father... However... my youngest daughter rifled through the drawers in our bedroom and found about a dozen or so polaroid photos of me and the missus... all naked... and me with the stiffest cock I think I had ever had... The my missus tore them up and burnt them blast her... :( They'd have made terrific fodder for KB pervs and I reckon there have been more than a few woos with the pics of my  wife...  :o

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Growing up in the 50s and early 60s in a small Iowa town didn't provide a lot of fodder.  Hottest I came across was a two volume set of books about Casanova.  Don't know if it was his autobiography or not.  There were some drawings and accounts of his adventures bedding various wives of famous people of that time.  Tame by today's standards, it gave me some good times.

One Playboy showed up about 1960.  A local girl (very hot) had gone off to Hollywood and was rumored to be in that issue.  My cousin and I got hold of it.  Looked similar to her, but yet not.  Copies were sold out and local women were driving several towns away to seek out remaining copies. 

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I remember a book called reading 'The Pearl' in the late 80's. It's a collection of magazine articles previously published from the late 1700's until (round-a-bout) 1870 in London for penny.

Anyway, there I was reading it, and I was so turned so I had a huge bulge in my jeans. By the time I was getting down to the nitty-gritty, I was lost in thoughts of country bumpkins in Essex fucking like rabbits.

I had headphones on as I was listening to music, and so I didn't hear when my folks came home; shouted of me to come help shift some heavy boxes and stuff from the car.

Imagine my horror when my mother opened my bedroom door to find me with my jeans around my ankles wanking like nobodies business! Instead of just shutting the door and letting me get on with it, as I hadn't spotted her, she burst in and all holy hell let loose!

SO embarrassing!

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Let's see umm what I found in my dads stuff.
Hustler, playsboys, hand drawn comic sex pics.

Mom's stuff: all the sexy undies you could think of.
Crotchless, garters thigh highs.
"Shoulder" massage wand.
The Joy of Sex
The Joy of Massage, both of witch became foder to my hand churned baby batter and socks that could stand up on their own, and stiff enough to impale anyone who my may have tripped and fell on one.

Weed, seeds. A pipe.

In the other direction, I let my daughter have a friend spend the night on a school night. Explained that is they did not go to school in the am that I would never allow it again, because I had to work at 4am that day.

I had my computer in my room, and I always turned it off when I left. It was on when I got home, girls were not there so they got to school. The computer was not on my daughters account but mine. My folder where I d/led stories from Mr. Double, and frank McCoy sites and other assm stories was open.

I was nervous for a while after that.

Edit to add: and very hard.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2014, 07:35:55 PM by poppa_plays »

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This is fun, and how I fueled my masturbation as a young girl. I found a trunk full of magazines in their walk-in. I think there was "Puritan" and "Cheri" and "Oui", maybe "Hustler" too. Many were old and missing covers and things, no doubt from long hours of use. I'd hide, sitting indian style behind the bar in our finished basement; slowly turning through the pages and working myself into an absolute frenzy, shaking from the arousal....and then finally rub myself off and explode.

sortof like i do now on KB and the Archives lol.

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I found magazines (my dad subscribed to Penthouse) in both my mom's and dad's night stand drawers.  My mom also had a vibe and some erotic books.  But I guess the wildest things I found were some pictures (just nudes, no sex) of people I didn't know but I later found out that several of them were of my mom and her sister when they were teens taken on a beach in Italy.  Makes me wonder!



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Found porn mags under the mattress. I mean a lot of mags. The mattress had a hump from all the mags under it. 



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My Dad had the usual collection of playboy and penthouse mags, and a couple of Dutch hardcore porn mags, (this was the late 60's/early 70's). Mum had a drawer full of sexy lingerie, including crotchless panties and peephole bra - which may be why I still get seriously turned on by lingerie pics. Oh, and a vibrator!
Also the envelope stuffed with Polaroids: mum in the bath holding her amazing tits; stood up in the bath with the vibrator up her; and some in the bedroom, taken with a strategically placed mirror; her lying on the bed, in lingerie, with a couple of fingers up herself, whilst jerking off my (quite well endowed) dad who was taking the pics.



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Great question.  Brings back memories.

I think I was about 13 years old.   I was looking for Christmas presents.   My parents each had their own walk-in-closet.    I found some presents in my dad's closet.   Also found 5 joints in a band-aid can on a shelf behind some sweaters.   Found some reel-to-reel tapes, also.   When my parents went away for an afternoon, I got the projector out and found them all to be porn movies.   

In my mom's closet I found a 12-inch long rubber cock.   Big knob on it.   It looked unused, so I took a whiff of it and it smelled like latex.     Also found some very skimpy lingerie.

A few months later, I went back in to see how many joint's were left.  Still 5.  Looked to be the same ones because they were so dried up.   But putting the band-aid can back, I found a few polaroids.   One was of my naked mom holding the dildo with a smile on her face.  Another picture she was holding her boobs, supported underneath as though presenting them to the camera.  And another was a candid shot of my mom toweling off after a shower.











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I have found lots of porn mags and books. A tube of Joy jelly..Doc Johnson I believe. some type of lube....

Never found any pics of my parents or anything.....Thank God



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When I read "this was the late 60s/early 70s" I started thinking I wish this was the late 60s/early 70s. Not that i'm saying everything must have been great back then. No internet of course. :P But in some ways the porn was better back then. ;-) lol

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Hey GG, not better, just different.



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Hey, Coach, better in some ways.
In the past, I used to frequent this porn shop that sells older magazines: Playboy, Penthouse, Oui, Cheri, other name I can't remember [damn, some of those 70s porn magazines had some HOT stuff!]. They'd also sell foreign porn magazines from the 70s, a lot of that European stuff was wild, and I don't mean really sick stuff. Even some 70s unusual American porn magazines had articles and pictorials American magazines don't seem to even want to touch these days.
Today, porn has either gotten too freaky or American porn is tame compared to decades ago. Just saying.

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Hey, Coach, better in some ways.
In the past, I used to frequent this porn shop that sells older magazines: Playboy, Penthouse, Oui, Cheri, other name I can't remember [damn, some of those 70s porn magazines had some HOT stuff!]. They'd also sell foreign porn magazines from the 70s, a lot of that European stuff was wild, and I don't mean really sick stuff. Even some 70s unusual American porn magazines had articles and pictorials American magazines don't seem to even want to touch these days.
Today, porn has either gotten too freaky or American porn is tame compared to decades ago. Just saying.

I agree.  Back when I was a kid (80's) my dad subscribed to Penthouse and I guess both my dad and mom "read" them since I found issues in both their night stand drawers.  And me and my friend found stacks of older issues from the 70's in our garage too. When my parents were out we would look at the pictures and read some of the articles and the letters. I remember there was this thing called Couples. It told of a relationship from both the man and woman point of view. Was very sexy!  Once in a while we found some European magazines too that were very kinky.

And to this day, I still prefer watching porn from the 70's and 80's.  It was just so much sexier and naughtier. Although I could do with out the super thick pussy hair.  Most of todays porn is just too plastic, really boring.



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I joined this board chiefly (but not exclusively) so I could thank you all for this thread, which has made me feel better about something that's been bugging me since I was about 14. Naturally curious about sex and generally nosy, I went through my parents' bedroom pretty extensively one day after school and found toys, erotic letters they sent to one another, an enormous shoebox full of Polaroids of my mom nude... and a VHS tape of my parents having sex, ranging a number of years. (There was lots of porn but it wasn't really hidden and I'd known about that for years.)

I felt weird and guilty not just for snooping -- though I kept doing it -- but also for both seeing this stuff I wasn't supposed to see and getting off on it. It made me extremely horny and then extremely ashamed after I came. I'm not attracted to my mom and I don't have any (negative) hangups as a result of this, but the forbidden nature of it was overpoweringly seductive to me. Having seen this stuff and enjoyed it I've always felt abnormal. It's a relief to see how (somewhat) common this experience is.

One of the things I discovered that day -- really when I couldn't quite process what it meant yet -- was that my parents had done a fair bit of swinging over the years, though only with other men in what now sounds to me like a cuckold-ish arrangement. (My dad egged this on but had some pretty bad control issues; I think he probably liked it but couldn't handle the fact that he did and lashed out.) Sixteen years later, I'm happily in a long-term open relationship and, like someone else said above, I wonder if it's genetic or if it was somehow an outgrowth of being exposed to that part of my parents' sex life.

Another consequence is that I guess I started to associate snooping with sexual release, and now the hunt for "scandalous" material in and of itself turns me on. (I was cheated on years hence, and the discovery of it both wreaked havoc on my emotions and excited me deeply.)

Anyway, thanks for helping someone feel a bit less strange. I hope this post isn't too terribly long, sorry if it is!