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What did you find in your parents bedroom when you snooped as a kid?

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legend2200, First of all allow me to be the first to welcome you to KB.

This was a great first post and no it was not too long.

I really feel that a lot of people, (I was going to say us) have had our eyes opened sexually at an earlier age than most. I am a firm believer that many of the things that I was exposed to, (not just in my parents bedroom) influenced me sexually for the rest of my life. For me it is hard to pinpoint exactly where the wheels ran off the track (if that is even the case). I was exposed, over a long period of time to a very wide array of stimuli that I firmly believe has influenced me sexually and not all for the better I might add.....

I am so pleased to have found this board as an outlet..This is not therapeutic for me but I sure have learned an awful lot about not only sex but my own sexuality.

Woo to you for joining and posting......



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Pot, dirty magazines, and a dildo 

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lots and lots of Polaroids



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Quote: Lots and lots of Polaroids

Natey, please elaborate for us exactly what you saw on said Polaroids. ;-)

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You know, my folks were pretty tame.  I found flavored condoms on my Dad's side.  My mom seemed to be a little more into the naughty stuff.  I found hard-cover erotic books (I duuno, hard-cover just makes it seem a little more hard-core), and then she had erotic oils and a few other things I didn't know what they were at the time.  No vibes or dildos. 

Now, my brother had some kinky shit!  All kinds of videos and porn.  I found handcuffs and zip-drives full of porn of his girlfriend.  Things that make you go Ugh! :-X.  The real prize, I thought was when I found something wrapped in a towel.  Turned out to be a large dildo... with a little something "organic" on the end.  Apparently, my brother was kind of kinky, and liked a little back door action.  I cant fault him for that, Im squirrelly myself on occasion with my wife, but come on Man!  Clean your toys!!!



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I went snooping and found pics of my mum with all kinds of items being used as sex toys and have carried on with my own collection also my dad doing her in all positions, a strange object that I now know was a butt plug. Till this day my dad still has the biggest cock I have seen, thought about it often



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My parents weren't wild (at least the I could tell).
Regularly scheduled routine sex and bed thumping behind closed doors was about it.
Dad was from the Navy near Korean War days.. And I did find a few things of mini pinup cards (ooo...breasts! :). from back then and naughty playing cards. Also remember a mini book with stories in it.
Dunno if that book was dads or moms.

Parents were too just too vanilla to have much. Depressing really. Never got a birds and bees talk from 'em. sucks that it took years after high school-long after I'd left to even understand the physics of sex :/

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Not in the bedroom, but on a bookshelf downtown -- a copy of Anais Nin's Delta of Venus. Hopefully nobody ever noticed that I masturbated to it so many times that the cover almost fell off.



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I grew up with only a mom and we were poor and so she worked a lot.  I snooped a lot and all I bet found was some garters and lacy bras and panties.   I think they were old.  I really viewed my mom as an asexual being.   I honestly don't think I was far off. 

But I had a cousin who was a bit older.   His parents (my moms sister) were considerably more sexual.  In his moms dresser he showed me condoms and a couple of vibrators.   There were also lots of pictures.  My cousin said it want his mom but it was and it was definitely his dad and they were close ups of her sucking his dick. His dad also had lots of penthouse and hustler magazines. 



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No wonder we're all perverts, it's our parents' fault! :o

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My dad had magazines and movies at the house.     I had just made mention of the movies in another topic earlier today.    He must have had 30 of them on VHS.   I looked at all of it at an early age (younger than 20).     Nothing else.   I didn't really snoop.     He just kept it all in his closet and I came across it one day when my mom asked me to hand some clothes in his closet.      I was watching one movie one night when my parent were out when suddenly my door opened.   I pretended to be sleeping.    My dad ejected the movie from the player and walked out of the room.   He didn't catch me any other times.

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Back in the day, before the sexual revolution, I checked the 'rents' bedroom dresser drawer. The only incriminating evidence I found was a tiny plastic telescope on a chain so you could use it as a key ring. If you peeked through the 'scope you could see a naked pin-up girl with prominent boobies and a naughty smile on her face. Big deal. I was not bowled over whatsoever. I was looking for something XXX worthy, and that was far from it.

My dad was a decent looking guy, cast in the William Holden mold, and wore the same suit size that fit him in high school, wore that size all his life. The 'rents almost divorced when mom learned he was porkin' the girls at the office, but he begged and pleaded, told mom she was the only one he wanted, and promised to be good.

Ha! He learned to be more discreet, that's all. When he died, one of the girls at the office sent a condolence card telling us he was a naughty boy, but I could read between the lines that she was one of the naughty girls. Mom was brain-fogged with dementia by then, so she never saw that card.

Even though they used to insult each other without restraint, they loved each other to the end. When he was in the hospital for the last time, I took her to visit him. It was Honey this and Honey that, very touching, really.

After that, as her dementia progressed, mom would talk to me like I was the devil on her shoulder, and speak to me in public places as if we were alone, but like in a doctor's office waiting room, the doc would make an appearance, then go back into the inner office, and mom would tell me how she wouldn't mind rolling in the hay with him, loud enough for everyone to hear. I got that kind of thing almost every time she saw a healthy specimen. She had sex on the brain as long as she could take in breath. Even when she was old, she liked when old boyfriends would tell her she was still beautiful. So the sex drive never goes away. It may be hidden away, or it may pop out at odd times, but it never goes away. If they put that in a TV show, nobody would believe it, but that's how it was.

I was a love child, by the way, and always proud of that fact.



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I had two scorching hot mommies. What do you think I found?  ;D



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In my Dad's drawer, I found a two volume set (paperback) about Casanova.  When home alone, I'd read a few pages.  Very tame compared to what came after the 60's, but to a young guy it didn't take much to get me "up and over". ;D ;D

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Sweet Fuck All.

I was introduced to things early by my best friend's mom and thank the gods for that. My parents had nothing... anywhere. I searched high and low but never found anything. I have never even seen them hold hands let alone anything else. If I didn't have a sister and look like my dad's twin I would swear they had no interest in sex at all lol.

My family is a strange one tho. We are all taught from the cradle not to show emotion. I am like the cuckoo in the nest ofc. lol. I honestly kept looking long after I needed to, just out of curiosity.