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Reply #2640 on: October 30, 2023, 04:20:14 PM
Struggling with costume ideas, I give you.

THE FLY!


hahaha.  I think Dan would like to wear that.

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Reply #2641 on: November 01, 2023, 01:48:44 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

And a woo

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Reply #2642 on: November 16, 2023, 12:17:08 PM





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Reply #2643 on: November 16, 2023, 04:52:23 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #2644 on: November 16, 2023, 06:07:25 PM



LOL. Woo for that one.


I didn't get it, but I assume this is a University of Texas vs. Texas A&M thing.

Kind of like the MIT vs. Harvard thing.

To show where my mind went, the first thing I saw was "ATM." I couldn't remember exactly what that referred to, but -- thanks to the outstanding education I've received here on KB -- I know it's an abbreviation for "Ass to Mouth."





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Reply #2645 on: November 16, 2023, 06:13:24 PM
I dont get it either. I thought an Aggie had something to do with agriculture, and then I thought, "I know a lot of famers, and they would be smarter than that."



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Reply #2646 on: November 16, 2023, 07:38:26 PM
Aggie Jokes are kind of like Polish jokes. They state or imply the stupidity of the subject.

A&M is the school where all the farmers and small town kids went. The city kids all went to UT.

Even to this day, A&M is considerably more rural, less urbane and sophisticated, AND PROUD OF IT. So that’s what that is all about.

UT has the LBJ Presidential Library.

A&M has the George H. W. Bush Library.

Pretty much says it all.

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Reply #2647 on: December 02, 2023, 03:09:12 PM
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Reply #2648 on: December 05, 2023, 11:38:00 AM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about