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Offline Shiela_M

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Reply #1440 on: October 01, 2023, 06:38:18 PM


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Reply #1441 on: October 10, 2023, 03:47:26 AM
"You need to calm down, you're being too loud. "

Dan said this to me today at dinner. Not smart.  Never tell me to calm down, because I will  do the opposite and turn up the volume. 

But, I calmly thought about it. And then I thought,  hey those are Taylor Swift lyrics.  Smiling, I said quietly and calmly., "Fuck you, you Taylor Swift wannabe."
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Reply #1442 on: October 10, 2023, 04:12:38 AM
I was having dinner with some Brit friends in London a few years back. My host, the impeccable Adrian said, “Apologies Toe, but your loud talking is disturbing those people at the next table.” I looked at my British antagonists and said, “I’M SORRY ADRIAN! AM I TALKING TOO LOUD? PLEASE TELL THEM I’M FROM TEXAS, AND EVERYBODY FROM TEXAS TALKS REALLY LOUD!”  I don’t know what was more entertaining, the looks of horror from the next table, or Adrian attempting to climb underneath our table.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #1443 on: October 24, 2023, 11:28:27 PM


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Reply #1444 on: February 21, 2024, 02:42:43 AM


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Reply #1445 on: March 21, 2024, 04:35:02 PM




"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #1446 on: June 13, 2024, 04:25:43 PM




"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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