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Reply #160 on: August 27, 2011, 12:40:26 AM
*blush*  I apologize for having a hissy fit y'all....vinney, you're so wack..come here and gimme some sugar.



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Reply #161 on: August 27, 2011, 12:42:18 AM
I'm a cummin' Becca...oh fuck me I'm a cummin...

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.


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Reply #162 on: August 28, 2011, 01:35:35 AM
Received from D.W. Washburn, sharing here:

Middle finger history


 

 
The history of the middle finger


Middle finger history



I never knew this before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
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Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.


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Reply #163 on: August 28, 2011, 11:50:17 PM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)


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Reply #164 on: August 29, 2011, 09:09:57 PM


"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #165 on: September 01, 2011, 06:13:28 AM



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Reply #166 on: September 01, 2011, 06:23:03 PM
Oh Yes please...

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Reply #167 on: September 03, 2011, 02:46:13 AM

Up for just about anything...


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Reply #168 on: September 06, 2011, 10:52:33 AM



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Reply #169 on: September 13, 2011, 04:27:00 AM
I'm a bit miserable and crampy tonite so I just felt like saying:



FUCK YOU!



(and the horse you rode in on too)

Keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.
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Reply #170 on: September 13, 2011, 07:28:21 PM
I was only looking at their ...ummm...muscles. Honestly. And if you don't believe me then FUCK YOU.

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Reply #171 on: September 15, 2011, 05:06:31 AM
Are your parents siblings?

Blue


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Reply #172 on: September 18, 2011, 05:00:56 PM
I was only looking at their ...ummm...muscles. Honestly. And if you don't believe me then FUCK YOU.

You can do that anytime lickz ;)



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Reply #173 on: September 19, 2011, 04:59:18 AM
Are your parents siblings?

Umm, not in most States...

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.


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Reply #174 on: September 19, 2011, 05:09:51 AM
Are your parents siblings?

Umm, not in most States...

OK now that's a nasty thought.

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Reply #175 on: September 19, 2011, 06:36:36 AM
ATTITUDE



Ya gotta love Texans!  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #176 on: September 19, 2011, 12:57:37 PM
ATTITUDE



Ya gotta love Texans!  :emot_laughing:


katie bee?  ;D



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Reply #177 on: September 19, 2011, 06:40:17 PM
ATTITUDE



Ya gotta love Texans!  :emot_laughing:
No, you don't.

Fuck 'em all, the big, the short, and the tall..

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #178 on: September 19, 2011, 07:03:28 PM


Fuck 'em all, the big, the short, and the tall..


wanna CUM over and put that to the test?  ;D



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Reply #179 on: September 25, 2011, 01:45:27 AM
Aren't they just darlin'?  They make it seem as though its a priviledge to be on the receiving end of that finger, lol.  

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