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Offline Katiebee

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Reply #680 on: April 29, 2014, 12:52:14 AM
Congratulations, Wubble, you have found watcher a new avatar!

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #681 on: April 29, 2014, 11:21:30 AM
Wubble, see what happens when you spend too much time watching the eagle cam.   :emot_laughing:

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Reply #682 on: April 29, 2014, 11:53:44 PM
Quote from: msslave on April 29, 2014, 11:21:30 AM
Wubble, see what happens when you spend too much time watching the eagle cam.   :emot_laughing:

That's what that eagle is saying to all us voyeurs ;D


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Reply #685 on: May 06, 2014, 10:45:08 AM


Optical illusion: if you stare at the pic long enough, you'll eventually see a GUY there.

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Reply #686 on: May 11, 2014, 01:54:28 AM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #687 on: May 25, 2014, 08:29:18 PM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #688 on: May 30, 2014, 08:14:57 PM

Something about something by someone important.

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Reply #689 on: May 30, 2014, 09:13:34 PM
For all of the those who travel a whole bunch:

« Last Edit: May 30, 2014, 11:54:04 PM by TigerStripe49 »

Nothing holds attention like leaving some things to the imagination.

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Reply #690 on: May 30, 2014, 09:40:17 PM
Quote from: TigerStripe49 on May 30, 2014, 09:13:34 PM
For all the those who travel a whole bunch:



I wouldn't use any of the expressions above as they are a mostly a literal translation of words 'fuck you', which will sound totally ridiculous in many languages as they use different expressions to convey the sentiment of 'fuck you!'.

For example, it says 'neuk jou' for Holland, which no Dutch person will ever utter. The right expression is 'Sodemieter op!' and in Belgium 'Bol het af!'.

The French will more often use 'Vas te fair foutre!' instead of 'encule' and in Germany nobody uses 'Fick dich!', instead they use 'Verpiss dich!'.

Here endeth the lesson.

Ow and, fuck you.  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #691 on: May 30, 2014, 09:50:57 PM
It was quite obvious that someone just used an online translator to put it together.And anyone who has used those things know how reliable they are.

*le sigh* And - Thus ends my mass conspiracy to get English speaking KB members schooled and ridiculed everywhere. *pout* I never get to have any fun...

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Reply #692 on: May 30, 2014, 09:57:13 PM
Quote from: TigerStripe49 on May 30, 2014, 09:50:57 PM
It was quite obvious that someone just used an online translator to put it together.And anyone who has used those things know how reliable they are.

*le sigh* And - Thus ends my mass conspiracy to get English speaking KB members schooled and ridiculed everywhere. *pout* I never get to have any fun...

Goddammit, if you're going to pull pranks like this on Americans, while being an American yourself, at least give a heads up to the multilingual non-Americans, because yes, unfortunately a lot of us have experienced that a lot of Americans blindly believe stuff like the above. So basically I was trying to be kind for a change. LOL


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Reply #693 on: May 30, 2014, 10:50:37 PM
Thanks for the language lession.  Tho' I doubt I can pronounce any of them.  I'll just stick with what I know.  Your submissions could not  have come from a translator.  You must be a pip when you travel around Europe.

So, Fuck You. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #694 on: May 31, 2014, 12:06:23 AM
And remember, the finger is not ubiquitous around the globe.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #695 on: May 31, 2014, 02:34:12 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 31, 2014, 12:06:23 AM
And remember, the finger is not ubiquitous around the globe.


OOhhhhhh....  *snaps his fingers in realization* So THAT's why that guy put it in his mouth so quickly! Next time someone steps on my foot in Kazakhstan, I've got to let it go...

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Reply #696 on: June 07, 2014, 01:06:19 AM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #697 on: June 08, 2014, 01:07:33 AM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #698 on: June 08, 2014, 04:10:05 AM
Quote from: vinney on June 07, 2014, 01:06:19 AM


Nice to know that Lily Allen shaves, I guess.  :D

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