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Offline TheciaMarie

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on: December 20, 2011, 04:05:05 PM
Because if god were a woman, cum would taste like chocolate.   :emot_laughing:

I thought I was into bestiality and necrophilia until I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Reply #1 on: December 20, 2011, 04:38:59 PM
Quote from: TheciaMarie on December 20, 2011, 04:05:05 PM
Because if god were a woman, cum would taste like chocolate.   :emot_laughing:


Unless she is a lesbian and is trying to give women subtle hints  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #2 on: December 20, 2011, 04:41:20 PM
Thecia, you crack me up.  But if cum tasted like chocolate, might not be any populating cause women would be gobbling up that chocolate cum. 


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Reply #3 on: December 20, 2011, 05:02:00 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on December 20, 2011, 04:41:20 PM
Thecia, you crack me up.  But if cum tasted like chocolate, might not be any populating cause women would be gobbling up that chocolate cum. 

And I probably would not be getting any productive work done!!!  WOO, TD!

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #4 on: December 20, 2011, 05:53:11 PM
Quote from: TheciaMarie on December 20, 2011, 04:05:05 PM
Because if god were a woman, cum would taste like chocolate.   :emot_laughing:


No. If god were a woman, vaginas would taste like beer...


"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #5 on: December 20, 2011, 06:28:10 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on December 20, 2011, 05:53:11 PM
Quote from: TheciaMarie on December 20, 2011, 04:05:05 PM
Because if god were a woman, cum would taste like chocolate.   :emot_laughing:


No. If god were a woman, vaginas would taste like beer...

Are you kidding???  Some guys might, but I prefer them the way they taste right now!!!

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #6 on: December 20, 2011, 07:00:35 PM
Right on RHL...Loves my pussy just the way it is...It's how I know God is a man...


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Reply #7 on: December 20, 2011, 08:06:28 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on December 20, 2011, 05:53:11 PM

No. If god were a woman, vaginas would taste like beer...

Not Italian women.  Theirs would taste like fine wine.   ;D

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Reply #8 on: December 20, 2011, 08:13:22 PM
Good one Thecia! And you all are giving me great laughs with this! I have to agree with RHL and Janus..... I love the way you girls taste...just as you are!!
  Here's a little humor I found online..


If God Were A Woman
1) Sex would smell like chocolate
2) Farts would smell like roses
3) Dogs would smell spring fresh
4) Babies would come from vending machines
5) Men would be born with a permanent erection
6) All women would have the same size breasts
7) There would be no cellulite
8) Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE
9) Men would be born with an "OFF" switch
10) There would be no "Tittie Bars"....Male Revue would continue
11) Every man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife
12) All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii
13) Men would inherit the menstrual cycle
14) Men would come with software to be custom designed
15) Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife
16) Men would have built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth
17) Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches
18) Sex would last longer than 30 seconds
19) Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek
20) Viagra becomes an over the counter drug.

In a place where you can be anyone.....be yourself....you're amazing.

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Reply #9 on: December 20, 2011, 09:12:10 PM
Quote from: Bigdaddymmm3 on December 20, 2011, 08:13:22 PM
Good one Thecia! And you all are giving me great laughs with this! I have to agree with RHL and Janus..... I love the way you girls taste...just as you are!!
  Here's a little humor I found online..


If God Were A Woman
1) Sex would smell like chocolate
2) Farts would smell like roses
3) Dogs would smell spring fresh
4) Babies would come from vending machines
5) Men would be born with a permanent erection
6) All women would have the same size breasts
7) There would be no cellulite
8) Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE
9) Men would be born with an "OFF" switch
10) There would be no "Tittie Bars"....Male Revue would continue
11) Every man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife
12) All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii
13) Men would inherit the menstrual cycle
14) Men would come with software to be custom designed
15) Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife
16) Men would have built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth
17) Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches
18) Sex would last longer than 30 seconds
19) Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek
20) Viagra becomes an over the counter drug.

If God were a man:

1.  Sex would taste like steak.
2.  Farts would not smell, but they would be louder.  It would be a lot more funnier!
3.  Ditto
4.  Ditto and they would have an "off" button.
5.  Most of us have that already.
6.  No, but standardization on the sizes would be OK.
7.  Ditto!!!!
8.  Ditto!  & sugar free!
9.  Women would have a "Nagging Suppressor"
10.  Ditto.  They would be topless already!
11.  Which she would deposit in the bank as she would have no desire to spend every last cent!
12.  Ditto!  Who needs PMS?
13.  N/A  See above.
14.  Women would come with software to be custom designed
15.  Women would be equipped to spend more time on their husbands than they do on the telephone, facebook, ect.
16.  Women would have built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of how much they spent at the mall.
17.  Men would be born with at least 6".
18.  Ditto!
19.  Ditto!
20.  Ditto!
And last, but not least:
21.  No more headaches!
« Last Edit: December 20, 2011, 09:15:26 PM by redhatlover »

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #10 on: December 20, 2011, 09:19:45 PM
ROFL!   Thecia, Woo for this thread, getting lots of laughs from it.  Thanks so much for starting it.


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Reply #11 on: December 20, 2011, 09:35:54 PM
Oh too funny RHL!!! WOOOOO

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Reply #12 on: December 21, 2011, 03:03:57 PM
Quote "Thecia, you crack me up.  But if cum tasted like chocolate, might not be any populating cause women would be gobbling up that chocolate cum. "

I don't know Becca, some of us gobble it up anyway.


I thought I was into bestiality and necrophilia until I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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