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on: December 21, 2011, 02:30:22 PM
A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says,
 "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with  God?"
 Harry replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it when I get  up in the middle of the night to go to the  bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof!, the light goes  off."

               "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

               A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry's
               wife. "Mrs. White," he says, "Harry is doing fine but I
               had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship
               with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night
               and poof! the light  goes on in the bathroom, and when
               he's done,  poof! the light goes off?"

               "OH GOOD GRIEF!" Mrs. White exclaims,

               "He's pissing in the fridge again!"

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Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 02:57:58 PM
That was funny Watcher, that silly Harry.....thanks for sharing with us.



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Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 03:31:25 PM
:emot_rotf:  Good One Watcher!! Thanks for the laugh!!

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Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 05:11:42 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha.......Too funny. Thanks for the laugh this morning......


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Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 08:04:51 PM
The lettuce was looking a little discolored...

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