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Reply #180 on: February 20, 2013, 04:07:35 PM
You never know what you got, until it's not there anymore....

A good example... toilet paper...

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Reply #181 on: February 20, 2013, 04:17:37 PM
You never know what you got, until it's not there anymore....

A good example... toilet paper...

 :emot_laughing:

So very true!

An a very good example!

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #182 on: February 20, 2013, 05:02:02 PM
That was a super good one Latina.



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Reply #183 on: February 20, 2013, 05:05:09 PM
1.  Don't sweat the small stuff  -  Stephen King (I try and use that as a mantra in this madhouse that is called work)
2.  You're NEVER too old to appreciate a good looking piece of pussy  - My older brother, bless his experienced soul

Jem - I second what your older brother says.  8) 

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


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Reply #184 on: February 20, 2013, 05:07:36 PM
¡Ay Dios mío! ¿Hay no más papel higiénico?

Good one, Latina.

1. ...delightful though it is to indulge in righteous indignation, it is misplaced if we agree with the lady's-maid that high birth is a form of congenital insanity, that the sufferer merely inherits the diseases of his ancestors, and endures them, for the most part very stoically, in one of those comfortably padded lunatic asylums which are known, euphemistically, as the stately homes of England.
2. We may enjoy our room in the tower, with the painted walls and the commodious bookcases, but down in the garden there is a man digging who buried his father this morning, and it is he and his like who live the real life and speak the real language.
3. When a subject is highly controversial — and any question about sex is that — one cannot hope to tell the truth. One can only show how one came to hold whatever opinion one does hold. One can only give one's audience the chance of drawing their own conclusions as they observe the limitations, the prejudices, the idiosyncrasies of the speaker.

-Virgina Woolf

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.


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Reply #185 on: February 21, 2013, 06:21:49 AM
¡Ay Dios mío! ¿Hay no más papel higiénico?

Good one, Latina.



NOOO, se acabo!!! lol...

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Reply #186 on: February 21, 2013, 06:56:25 AM
karma, the joy of watching someone get what they deserve
professionalism, the ability to sit back and enjoy the show and keep your mouth shut...

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Reply #187 on: February 24, 2013, 02:49:50 AM
"Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things."

-Unknown, possibly my father.

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.


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Reply #188 on: February 24, 2013, 02:57:00 AM



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Reply #189 on: February 24, 2013, 04:14:44 PM
"You have your way.  I have my way.  As for the right way, and the only way, it does not exist."  ~ Friedrich Nietzsche ~



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Reply #190 on: February 24, 2013, 04:34:33 PM
"You have your way.  I have my way.  As for the right way, and the only way, it does not exist."  ~ Friedrich Nietzsche ~

Beautiful. One of the best quotes I've ever heard.

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.


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Reply #191 on: February 24, 2013, 04:36:04 PM
The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts: to return love for hate, to include the excluded, and to say, "I was wrong".

Sydney J Harris

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Reply #192 on: February 24, 2013, 04:41:34 PM
Another winner. Woo Latina, that will inspire my day.

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.


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Reply #193 on: February 24, 2013, 04:46:43 PM
“Your conscience is the measure of the honesty of your selfishness.
Listen to it carefully.”

Richard Bach



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Reply #194 on: February 24, 2013, 04:52:56 PM
It's not a quote as such, but there was an album released in 1992 by Extreme called -

3 Sides To Every Story - Yours, Mine, and the Truth

It's an adage that's stuck with me ever since

You only get one crack at this....be happy


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Reply #195 on: February 24, 2013, 05:14:27 PM
"They say there's a heaven for those who will wait,
Some say it's better, but I say it ain't.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints-
The sinners are much more fun...
Only the good die young."

-Billy Joel

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.


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Reply #196 on: February 24, 2013, 05:25:05 PM
It's not a quote as such, but there was an album released in 1992 by Extreme called -

3 Sides To Every Story - Yours, Mine, and the Truth

It's an adage that's stuck with me ever since

I really like this one.   Would that it be applied in politics more often.



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Reply #197 on: February 24, 2013, 06:24:52 PM
"Almost every sinful action ever committed can be traced back to a selfish motive. It is a trait we hate in other people but justify in ourselves. ”
― Stephen Kendrick,



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Reply #198 on: February 24, 2013, 06:44:51 PM
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.  ~ Mark Twain ~



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Reply #199 on: February 24, 2013, 07:37:01 PM
Take a look at your natural river. What are you? Stop playing games with yourself. Where's your river going? Are you riding with it? Or are you rowing against it? Don't you see that there is no effort if you're riding with your river?   

  Frederick Carl Frieseke


Why do people persist in a dissatisfying relationship, unwilling either to work toward solutions or end it and move on? It's because they know changing will lead to the unknown, and most people believe that the unknown will be much more painful than what they're already experiencing.

~ Anthony Robbins


Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers. ~Mary Tyler Moore