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Reply #80 on: February 26, 2012, 12:20:51 AM
"If President Obama's skin were any thinner, he would need a reservoir tip."

  - Dennis Miller

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.


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Reply #81 on: February 26, 2012, 02:57:20 AM
You know the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.

-Doctor Who, "Doctor Who: The Face of Evil: Part 4 (#14.16)"
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Reply #82 on: February 26, 2012, 03:04:46 AM
Peter Clemenza: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
The Godfather

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


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Reply #83 on: February 26, 2012, 03:56:54 AM
You know the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.

Who's quote is that one?

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.


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Reply #84 on: February 26, 2012, 04:20:59 AM
The instrument has yet to be invented which can measure my indifference to that remark.

-Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce, "M*A*S*H: Alcoholics Unanimous (#3.9)"
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Reply #85 on: February 26, 2012, 06:24:07 AM
Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter.

-Colonel Sherman T. Potter, "M*A*S*H: Heal Thyself (#8.17)"

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Reply #86 on: February 26, 2012, 06:49:18 AM
LOL...Shoot the 6 biggest first?  :emot_laughing:

Janus



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Reply #87 on: February 26, 2012, 07:02:47 AM
"I find your lack of faith, disturbing."

Darth Vader

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #88 on: February 26, 2012, 07:09:13 AM



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Reply #89 on: February 26, 2012, 07:57:33 AM
"The paths of glory lead but to death."

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #90 on: February 26, 2012, 11:21:40 AM
"Already?.......you just started"  the first girl I slept with

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #91 on: February 26, 2012, 01:40:28 PM
Even cowards can endure hardship; only the brave can endure suspense.
Mignon McLaughlin

Human behavior in the midst of hardship caught my attention very early on, and my first stories were all pictures, no words.
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Reply #92 on: February 27, 2012, 02:14:28 AM
“Well, goddammit, if you're Rangers, lead the way!”

Brigadier General Norman Coda, Assistant Division Commander, 29th Infantry Division, to the 5th Ranger Battalion, beneath the bluffs on Dog White, Omaha Beach, Normandy France. June 6, 1944
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There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #93 on: February 27, 2012, 02:42:22 AM
"People speak sometimes about the "bestial" cruelty of man, but that is terribly unjust and offensive to beasts. No animal could ever be so cruel as a man, so artfully, so artistically cruel."
--Fyodor Dostoevsky

Keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.
- Epictetus


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Reply #94 on: February 27, 2012, 02:57:53 AM
Sex *could* kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it *unbelievably* fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm?

-Dr. Allison Cameron, "House M.D.: Occam's Razor (#1.3)"
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Reply #95 on: February 28, 2012, 03:59:58 PM
Come on, join hands. Everybody join hands and say, 'Howdy!' Come on. It's just one little word. You mean you can't even get together on one little word? What's the matter here? I don't understand. You know what to do why can't you just do it? People are dying out there! You've got to stop it! You can't wait anymore! You can't!

-Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce, "M*A*S*H: Peace on Us (#7.2)"



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Reply #96 on: February 28, 2012, 04:07:43 PM
Howdy!   



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Reply #97 on: February 28, 2012, 05:58:12 PM
"Why, what's the matter,
That you have such a February face,
So full of frost, of storm and cloudiness?"

-- William Shakespeare






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Reply #98 on: February 29, 2012, 01:20:21 AM
Howdy...

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Reply #99 on: March 02, 2012, 05:36:08 AM
“If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.”

- Emma Goldman