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Offline ChirpingGirl

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Reply #855 on: November 27, 2020, 04:26:24 AM
"Did you ever itch really bad in your butt hole and it drove you insane because you couldn't somehow scratch it?" - CJ's little brother


What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?

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Reply #857 on: December 05, 2020, 05:24:15 AM
Why is he screaming "PENIS"?

CJ's wifey while watching a scene in demolition man when Stallone runs after Simon Phoenix screaming PHOENIX! But it kinda sounds like he's screaming PENIS!

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?

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Reply #858 on: December 05, 2020, 05:28:34 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 05, 2020, 05:24:15 AM
Why is he screaming "PENIS"?

CJ's wifey while watching a scene in demolition man when Stallone runs after Simon Phoenix screaming PHOENIX! But it kinda sounds like he's screaming PENIS!

The only thing in that statement, that I understood, was Penis.

"I'm a hazard to my health, don't let me get me"

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Reply #859 on: December 05, 2020, 05:32:43 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 05, 2020, 05:28:34 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 05, 2020, 05:24:15 AM
Why is he screaming "PENIS"?

CJ's wifey while watching a scene in demolition man when Stallone runs after Simon Phoenix screaming PHOENIX! But it kinda sounds like he's screaming PENIS!

The only thing in that statement, that I understood, was Penis.

Skip to 1:12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_asqjxloOI

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin' Betty White shit is this?

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Reply #860 on: December 11, 2020, 04:14:05 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 05, 2020, 05:24:15 AM
Why is he screaming "PENIS"?

CJ's wifey while watching a scene in demolition man when Stallone runs after Simon Phoenix screaming PHOENIX! But it kinda sounds like he's screaming PENIS!

Demolition Man Bobbitt


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Reply #861 on: January 03, 2021, 01:50:42 AM

"I'm a hazard to my health, don't let me get me"

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Reply #862 on: January 03, 2021, 05:47:31 PM
I know a couple of women who fit that category. But they aren't my nightmare. They are my dream.  8)  8)

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Reply #863 on: January 06, 2021, 02:04:37 PM

"I'm a hazard to my health, don't let me get me"

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