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Reply #880 on: June 28, 2022, 07:11:37 PM
"To love is to voluntarily allow someone else to destroy you."

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Reply #881 on: June 28, 2022, 10:51:32 PM
I’ve always said that “love means giving someone else permission to hurt you.” Because once you let your defenses down, they will be able to do that, and often do.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #882 on: June 29, 2022, 02:08:57 AM
Along the same line.

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Reply #883 on: June 29, 2022, 02:27:06 AM
I haven't read all the quotes posted in this topic, but here goes with some of my favorites:

“Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens.” (With stupidity, the gods themselves fight in vain.)
― Friedrich von Schiller, Die Jungfrau von Orleans

"Gegen Dummheit ist kein Kraut gewachsen" (There's no cure for stupidity.)
— Proverb

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
— Hanlon's Razor
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Reply #884 on: June 29, 2022, 02:21:17 PM
“There's no cure for stupidity.” Everyone in my family used this one when I was a child. They have been proven correct many times in my life.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #885 on: July 04, 2022, 01:54:10 AM
It's all fun and games until someone gets stabbed in the cervix  ;D

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Reply #886 on: July 04, 2022, 02:06:41 AM
==> “Pass it on, my dear; pass it on.”

In context: a convalescent woman receives unexpected kindness from someone she barely knows. (Use of an empty house, food, transport, etc.) When she is fully recovered and about to leave, she attempts to express her gratitude for the kindness. “Pass it on, my dear; pass it on," is his response.




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Reply #887 on: July 04, 2022, 03:50:28 AM

"The databank know my number says I gotta pay 'cause I made the grade last year."  -ACDC "Who made Who?"

Ain't it the fucking truth.

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Reply #888 on: July 04, 2022, 03:38:49 PM
"I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as a civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors." — Thomas Jefferson, 1816.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #889 on: October 13, 2022, 05:08:06 PM
“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.” — Robert Frost.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #890 on: April 10, 2023, 12:28:35 PM

"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible."

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Reply #891 on: May 08, 2023, 09:46:27 AM
The majority of member posts that employed cut-and-paste are therefore dull and a waste of KB space, according to that logic.  Then, KB would probably be quite svelte.  On the other side, it would revive lost skills like logic, reasoning, and writing (typing).   Although I'm not sure how that will be possible, someone will undoubtedly figure it out.




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Reply #892 on: May 18, 2023, 08:52:33 PM
The father of my ex-wife/mother of my children once told us that I poked at her in fun and she took it seriously when I knocked her up the first time.

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Reply #893 on: May 26, 2023, 04:14:46 AM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #894 on: August 28, 2023, 04:47:53 AM
“Find what you love, then let it kill you.” — Charles Bukowski

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #895 on: September 04, 2023, 11:24:28 PM
"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits." Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul, curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war. "Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits," wow! — George Carlin

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #896 on: September 04, 2023, 11:27:20 PM
Many years ago a boyfriend had a vinyl record of this and he would move the needle to replay it over and over trying to memorize it.   It took days.  It was then I realized he wasn't the smartest person.  I had it down in 5 minutes. 

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Reply #897 on: September 05, 2023, 08:11:22 AM
Many years ago a boyfriend had a vinyl record of this and he would move the needle to replay it over and over trying to memorize it.   It took days.  It was then I realized he wasn't the smartest person.  I had it down in 5 minutes.

At one time I was trying to make ends meet by doing numerous odd jobs. One of them was transcribing LPs, and I remember vividly all the needle-lifting I had to do. C&W and ballads were easy. I could transcribe them in real time. Rock was a pain. I could never understand why record labels didn't require the artists to submit lyrics.

I'd phone up the companies to tell them that some words or phrases were unintelligible. They'd insist that they couldn't leave blank spaces on lyric sheets, and told me to make something up. I felt bad about that, but I see from modern lyric websites that contributors are still experiencing the same problems. What's more, I've noticed many blatant errors spreading virally from site to site, and ending up on mainstream streaming services.

Apologies for drifting off-topic. I do it a lot.  :(



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Reply #898 on: September 05, 2023, 02:25:53 PM
Many years ago a boyfriend had a vinyl record of this and he would move the needle to replay it over and over trying to memorize it.   It took days.  It was then I realized he wasn't the smartest person.  I had it down in 5 minutes.

At one time I was trying to make ends meet by doing numerous odd jobs. One of them was transcribing LPs, and I remember vividly all the needle-lifting I had to do. C&W and ballads were easy. I could transcribe them in real time. Rock was a pain. I could never understand why record labels didn't require the artists to submit lyrics.



Hahaha, love it.  Misinterpreting lyrics was a campfire discussion this past weekend.  Many laughs.

We can help you if you ever get back to transcribing LP's 
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=73388.0

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Reply #899 on: September 28, 2023, 10:34:25 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button