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Reply #20 on: June 03, 2016, 02:48:27 AM

I love my daddy!


Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #21 on: June 07, 2016, 02:26:41 AM



Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #22 on: October 29, 2016, 01:11:53 AM


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Reply #23 on: March 29, 2017, 05:35:27 PM


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Reply #24 on: March 29, 2017, 05:40:37 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

That is all.

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Reply #25 on: March 29, 2017, 05:42:48 PM


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Reply #27 on: April 03, 2017, 11:44:43 PM
Many years ago (26-27), Penn Jillette wrote a column for PC Magazine. In one of his contributions he suggested that if you were composing a nasty letter to your boss you should put in every swear word that you could think of. When you were done your letter, have the spell checker correct all the nasty words (back then the spell checkers were very vanilla) then send the letter to your boss.

Interesting concept at the time.

That is all.

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Reply #28 on: April 03, 2017, 11:54:05 PM
That had to be quite entertaining for the spell checkers.


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Reply #29 on: April 30, 2017, 06:22:24 PM
When I got my first "smart phone", I notice the mic. icon and figured I could speak my message. 
I took one of the Bassets I walk back to his house and the day was nice so decided to leave him outside.  Was going to send text to his "Mom" about it, saying, "I've left Gus outside.  If you want him in just text me."

Always proofreading from my years writing for radio I saw the phone had written, "If you want a man just text me."  First and last time I tried using voice feature.

Yeah...I was tempted to send it, just to see.... ;D

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #30 on: April 30, 2017, 06:38:14 PM
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Damn!


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Reply #31 on: April 02, 2020, 06:24:13 PM
How my day started yesterday. 



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Reply #32 on: April 02, 2020, 06:54:12 PM
Sheila sheila sheila sheila  :facepalm:

S H I E L A


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Reply #33 on: April 02, 2020, 06:57:38 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on April 02, 2020, 06:24:13 PM
How my day started yesterday. 



They say caffeine is good for the bacteria in there but I doubt going that route is what they mean :emot_laughing:


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Reply #34 on: April 02, 2020, 07:45:54 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 02, 2020, 06:54:12 PM
Sheila sheila sheila sheila  :facepalm:

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Sure, be different.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #35 on: April 02, 2020, 07:58:49 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 02, 2020, 06:57:38 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on April 02, 2020, 06:24:13 PM
How my day started yesterday. 



They say caffeine is good for the bacteria in there but I doubt going that route is what they mean :emot_laughing:


Just cool it some first before squeezing the enema bag.


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Reply #36 on: April 02, 2020, 08:03:43 PM
It just shows you how well my phone knows me, when “and my insulin kit” becomes “in my ass OK”.


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Reply #37 on: April 07, 2020, 04:16:20 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on April 07, 2020, 03:10:10 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 07, 2020, 06:02:24 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on April 07, 2020, 04:47:43 AM
Under Shiela's bras.  ;D

You've seen my breats have you not?  How many bras do you think I own? :emot_laughing:

Breats?    Nope, haven't seen them.  ;D ;D

Change my name every damn time but it doesnt catch that?  :emot_banghead:

Sheila  :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead:


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