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« Reply #3495 on: January 14, 2020, 09:33:54 PM »

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« Reply #3496 on: January 15, 2020, 06:07:30 PM »


There is a man in our neighbourhood who goes around stores stealing clothes in order of their size.

The latest police reports state that he is still at large.




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« Reply #3497 on: January 16, 2020, 06:40:21 PM »

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« Reply #3498 on: January 16, 2020, 06:48:12 PM »



Not cool, That one hit a little too close to home.
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« Reply #3499 on: January 16, 2020, 07:54:37 PM »



Not cool, That one hit a little too close to home.
Sorry if it was insensitive...never thought there'd be ppl out there who've had sex with a cactus. emot_laughing
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« Reply #3500 on: January 16, 2020, 08:25:28 PM »





Maybe next time she’ll. . . . .



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« Reply #3501 on: January 16, 2020, 08:29:13 PM »

Thanks Jed for reminding us of "Rule 34".   Grin
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« Reply #3502 on: January 16, 2020, 08:56:34 PM »



Not cool, That one hit a little too close to home.
Sorry if it was insensitive...never thought there'd be ppl out there who've had sex with a cactus. emot_laughing

7 weeks since the last time I had a man.... getting pretty close  Cry
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« Reply #3503 on: January 16, 2020, 09:25:34 PM »



Not cool, That one hit a little too close to home.
Sorry if it was insensitive...never thought there'd be ppl out there who've had sex with a cactus. emot_laughing

7 weeks since the last time I had a man.... getting pretty close  Cry
Well, that's way too long for a hot, smart blond. Maybe Chirp can offer some pointers.

Been many years since I've been with a woman, but I've found plenty of men in same situation and we've been able to provide "comfort". Grin
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« Reply #3504 on: January 22, 2020, 08:20:14 PM »

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« Reply #3505 on: January 22, 2020, 09:16:13 PM »


“It’s like déjà vu all over again.” — Yogi Berra

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« Reply #3506 on: January 23, 2020, 03:22:52 AM »

lol - Old age.  Grin
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« Reply #3507 on: January 24, 2020, 01:47:28 PM »

Found this "thingy" the other day
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« Reply #3508 on: January 27, 2020, 03:46:45 PM »

Good for the skin, so they say.... Cool

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« Reply #3509 on: January 27, 2020, 04:19:47 PM »

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