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« Reply #3510 on: January 28, 2020, 09:23:00 PM »

My cousin has two tickets for the 2019 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It’s at Temple of God Church, in Waco, at 3pm. Her name is Beth, she’s 5’4”, about 140 lbs, good cook too... She'll be the one in the white dress.

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« Reply #3511 on: February 04, 2020, 12:26:25 AM »

The body of the man who fell into the upholstery machine was recovered.

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A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's two tired.

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A short fortune teller escaped from jail...a short medium at large.

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« Reply #3512 on: February 04, 2020, 12:45:18 PM »

The body of the man who fell into the upholstery machine was recovered.

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A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's two tired.

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A short fortune teller escaped from jail...a short medium at large.

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 Grin Grin Grin Msslave, you might appreciate the British comedian Tim Vine

https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/jokes/tim-vine-best-jokes-and-one-liners-495010

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« Reply #3513 on: February 07, 2020, 03:47:34 PM »

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« Reply #3514 on: February 08, 2020, 04:29:09 PM »

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« Reply #3515 on: February 08, 2020, 04:31:32 PM »

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« Reply #3516 on: February 08, 2020, 04:54:39 PM »


You've got to be kidding me.  I was literally looking at this exact joke days ago... are you peeping on my history somehow?  Watcher indeed   emot_weird
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« Reply #3517 on: February 09, 2020, 03:11:41 PM »


You've got to be kidding me.  I was literally looking at this exact joke days ago... are you peeping on my history somehow?  Watcher indeed   emot_weird

History, no. You, hmmm... Grin Grin
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« Reply #3518 on: February 09, 2020, 03:13:10 PM »

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« Reply #3519 on: February 09, 2020, 06:38:33 PM »

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« Reply #3520 on: February 09, 2020, 07:44:49 PM »

Foot fetish is an American thing; in the rest of the world we prefer metres.
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« Reply #3521 on: February 10, 2020, 01:29:04 PM »

Foot fetish is an American thing; in the rest of the world we prefer metres.

It's true. Most Americans just don't get the metric system. We can't even spell meters right.
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« Reply #3522 on: February 11, 2020, 03:52:11 PM »

Sunday night wife and I made a bet on the Oscar's. Stakes were, the loser had to perform oral sex on the winner.

Come on..how safe was I?  No foreign film would have a chance of winning best picture. I was so looking forward to that BJ.

Well I lost. She's been rubbing it in my face ever since.
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« Reply #3523 on: February 11, 2020, 05:17:16 PM »

Sunday night wife and I made a bet on the Oscar's. Stakes were, the loser had to perform oral sex on the winner.

Come on..how safe was I?  No foreign film would have a chance of winning best picture. I was so looking forward to that BJ.

Well I lost. She's been rubbing it in my face ever since.

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« Reply #3524 on: February 11, 2020, 06:07:46 PM »

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