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Offline Asmodel

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Reply #3945 on: March 26, 2022, 05:27:06 AM

That moment, when Han Solo learnt about Luke and Leia’s true relationship!


Bonus : https://youtu.be/F9bx6k7-hk0 (when the guy is such a pervert, even female ghosts run scared of him!)
« Last Edit: March 26, 2022, 05:37:59 AM by Asmodel »



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Reply #3946 on: March 26, 2022, 02:02:16 PM
People: there is good stuff on Tik-Tok too!
Me : Yup, like this ⬇️



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Reply #3947 on: March 30, 2022, 01:18:33 PM

Chris Rock couldn't figure out why Will Smith was on stage and walking toward him.

And then it hit him.



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Reply #3948 on: March 30, 2022, 01:20:18 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #3949 on: April 01, 2022, 12:18:36 PM

Rumor has it that gas prices will be cut in half next week, nationwide.



April Fuels!



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Reply #3950 on: April 01, 2022, 06:11:12 PM
I filled up for $3.69 a gallon day before yesterday. I’ve seen higher prices. And adjusted for inflation, it’s far less than gas has been on numerous occasions in my lifetime. I just don’t understand all the old people on social media who think Joe Biden sets the price of gas. LOL. That’s the real joke of the day.



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Reply #3951 on: April 02, 2022, 10:55:45 PM
I've heard bras are like good friends. They never leave you hanging. :emot_laughing:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #3952 on: April 03, 2022, 06:44:39 PM
What did the boob tell the other boob?……….. your my breast friend!!!!  :facepalm:



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Reply #3953 on: April 03, 2022, 07:57:41 PM
What did the boob tell the other boob?……….. your my breast friend!!!!  :facepalm:

I tittered at that one.

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Reply #3954 on: April 03, 2022, 07:59:19 PM
What did the boob tell the other boob?……….. your my breast friend!!!!  :facepalm:

Periliously close to your first boo



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Reply #3955 on: April 03, 2022, 08:02:22 PM
What did the boob tell the other boob?……….. your my breast friend!!!!  :facepalm:

Periliously close to your first boo

MJ missed her chance to get another booginity notch on her pistol handle.


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #3956 on: April 03, 2022, 08:06:03 PM
What did the boob tell the other boob?……….. your my breast friend!!!!  :facepalm:

Periliously close to your first boo
Lol…. I expect I will tally up a few boo’s… my jokes are terrible. 🤓



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Reply #3957 on: April 03, 2022, 08:11:18 PM
MJ missed her chance to get another booginity notch on her pistol handle.

Too fresh for me.  My prey usually has to have 50 woo's under their belt.    One day I'll get him, if he's lucky.

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Reply #3958 on: April 04, 2022, 04:07:47 AM
Guess what I'll have between my breasts in about 30 years?

My belly button 😱
« Last Edit: April 04, 2022, 12:57:46 PM by Shiela_M »

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Reply #3959 on: April 04, 2022, 07:10:48 AM
Guess what I'll have between my breasts in about years?

My belly button 😱

Not a problem, Shiela. I'll hold them up for you so you can wash your belly button... :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: