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Reply #3940 on: March 23, 2022, 10:53:28 PM
This movie is really a joke.
I mean, no repercussions?
Atleast some resemblance to reality should be there.
Oh well, I guess Adam Sandler + Andy Samberg = Comedy, only comedy and nothing but comedy.
https://youtu.be/fuhVhjYLoA0



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Reply #3941 on: March 25, 2022, 11:47:06 AM

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Reply #3942 on: March 25, 2022, 01:31:00 PM

My wife just chewed me out for not buying her flowers.

In my defense... I didn't even know she sold flowers.



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Reply #3943 on: March 25, 2022, 02:28:06 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #3944 on: March 26, 2022, 05:27:06 AM

That moment, when Han Solo learnt about Luke and Leia’s true relationship!


Bonus : https://youtu.be/F9bx6k7-hk0 (when the guy is such a pervert, even female ghosts run scared of him!)
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Reply #3945 on: March 26, 2022, 02:02:16 PM
People: there is good stuff on Tik-Tok too!
Me : Yup, like this ⬇️



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Reply #3946 on: March 30, 2022, 01:18:33 PM

Chris Rock couldn't figure out why Will Smith was on stage and walking toward him.

And then it hit him.



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Reply #3947 on: March 30, 2022, 01:20:18 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #3948 on: April 01, 2022, 12:18:36 PM

Rumor has it that gas prices will be cut in half next week, nationwide.



April Fuels!



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Reply #3949 on: April 01, 2022, 06:11:12 PM
I filled up for $3.69 a gallon day before yesterday. I’ve seen higher prices. And adjusted for inflation, it’s far less than gas has been on numerous occasions in my lifetime. I just don’t understand all the old people on social media who think Joe Biden sets the price of gas. LOL. That’s the real joke of the day.

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Reply #3950 on: April 02, 2022, 10:55:45 PM
I've heard bras are like good friends. They never leave you hanging. :emot_laughing:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #3951 on: April 03, 2022, 06:44:39 PM
What did the boob tell the other boob?……….. your my breast friend!!!!  :facepalm:



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Reply #3952 on: April 03, 2022, 07:57:41 PM
What did the boob tell the other boob?……….. your my breast friend!!!!  :facepalm:

I tittered at that one.

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Reply #3953 on: April 03, 2022, 07:59:19 PM
What did the boob tell the other boob?……….. your my breast friend!!!!  :facepalm:

Periliously close to your first boo

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Reply #3954 on: April 03, 2022, 08:02:22 PM
What did the boob tell the other boob?……….. your my breast friend!!!!  :facepalm:

Periliously close to your first boo

MJ missed her chance to get another booginity notch on her pistol handle.


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #3955 on: April 03, 2022, 08:06:03 PM
What did the boob tell the other boob?……….. your my breast friend!!!!  :facepalm:

Periliously close to your first boo
Lol…. I expect I will tally up a few boo’s… my jokes are terrible. 🤓



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Reply #3956 on: April 03, 2022, 08:11:18 PM
MJ missed her chance to get another booginity notch on her pistol handle.

Too fresh for me.  My prey usually has to have 50 woo's under their belt.    One day I'll get him, if he's lucky.

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Reply #3957 on: April 04, 2022, 04:07:47 AM
Guess what I'll have between my breasts in about 30 years?

My belly button 😱
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Reply #3958 on: April 04, 2022, 07:10:48 AM
Guess what I'll have between my breasts in about years?

My belly button 😱

Not a problem, Shiela. I'll hold them up for you so you can wash your belly button... :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:



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Reply #3959 on: April 04, 2022, 04:32:04 PM
Superman is flying around one day and he’s feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is. Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay. Superman then tells him that he couldn’t do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away.

Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he’s swinging and asks him who the best piece of ass is. Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about.

He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle. He thinks I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she’ll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and id 4 seconds he’s back in the air flying away. Wonder Woman looks up and says “What was that?”

Invisible Man says: “I don’t know but my ass hurts!”

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