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Reply #4740 on: September 16, 2023, 08:19:20 PM



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Reply #4741 on: September 16, 2023, 11:09:04 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #4742 on: September 18, 2023, 03:46:59 AM
Too funny.  I'm cracking up. 

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Reply #4743 on: September 19, 2023, 12:22:26 PM

I grilled a chicken for over an hour.

He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road.




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Reply #4744 on: September 19, 2023, 10:10:14 PM
After a lot of talk, some cajoling and even downright begging, I finally convinced my girl to go to an adult toy store with me.

Imagine my surprise when she took one look inside... and grabbed a cart.

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Reply #4745 on: September 20, 2023, 06:33:22 PM
Now I don't feel so bad about using those hand baskets



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Reply #4746 on: September 20, 2023, 06:49:08 PM
Cart at the liquor store. I have dropped a bottle or two in the past.


”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #4747 on: September 23, 2023, 12:44:12 PM

Words of wisdom from the National Park Service

1. It's okay if you fall apart sometimes. S'mores fall apart and we still love them.

2. Don't pet the fluffy cows.

3. To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

4. Trails often look more flat on the map.

5. When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.

6. If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down... even if you feel the friendship has run its course.

7. One day you'll find someone obsessed with you. It's probably going to be a squirrel.

8. If you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it's like to be attacked by an ermine.

9. Though most geysers are not predictable, Old Faithful is famous for its regularity.



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Reply #4748 on: September 23, 2023, 04:27:50 PM

2. Don't pet the fluffy cows.


That would make a good t-shirt…


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Reply #4749 on: September 23, 2023, 04:33:58 PM
I just did a presentation to my photo club on Bison. I used some of my many Bison pictures, but closed with the picture of a sign that said...

  "Don't pet the fluffy cows"

They do look so peaceful and calm when you see them. It's easy to see why so many people are getting gored trying to get selfies.

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Reply #4750 on: September 27, 2023, 05:25:24 PM
A sadist and a masochist were sitting on a bench together. The masochist turned to the sadist and said, “Hit me!” The Sadist smiled and said, “No.”

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #4751 on: September 27, 2023, 05:31:25 PM
I've always loved that joke..WOO! :emot_laughing:

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Reply #4752 on: September 28, 2023, 11:40:08 AM

Bros don't let other bros walk around with an open fly.

It's called the zip code.




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Reply #4753 on: September 28, 2023, 05:13:41 PM
Two gold fish were in their tank. One looks at that other and says.

You know how to drive this thing?



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Reply #4754 on: September 28, 2023, 05:25:10 PM
Um...was that from your dad Shiela. :D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #4755 on: September 28, 2023, 05:28:23 PM
Um...was that from your dad Shiela. :D :emot_kiss:

Where else.



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Reply #4756 on: September 28, 2023, 07:09:38 PM
Dad's... you gotta love us. :D

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Reply #4757 on: September 28, 2023, 08:26:39 PM

Bros don't let other bros walk around with an open fly.

It's called the zip code.


My brother in law would point it out for all around to know, by saying loudly, "Hey Steve, you trolling?"

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Reply #4758 on: September 28, 2023, 10:23:55 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #4759 on: October 02, 2023, 04:00:54 AM
A sign on a business I passed today:

Hookers do not fart, they let out a little prosti-toot

(also PH, left you a gift in the flashing thread.)


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