Words of wisdom from the National Park Service
1. It's okay if you fall apart sometimes. S'mores fall apart and we still love them.
2. Don't pet the fluffy cows.
3. To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.
4. Trails often look more flat on the map.
5. When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.
6. If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down... even if you feel the friendship has run its course.
7. One day you'll find someone obsessed with you. It's probably going to be a squirrel.
8. If you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it's like to be attacked by an ermine.
9. Though most geysers are not predictable, Old Faithful is famous for its regularity.