KRISTEN'S BOARD
KB - a better class of pervert

News:

Joke of the Day

Guest · 324279

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,237
    • Woos/Boos: +1283/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #3480 on: January 13, 2020, 06:42:05 PM
The Rehab center had been successful at getting people off drugs and on to leading a "straight" life.  As a result several clients had been discharged and there were a number of beds that needed to be filled to keep the operation profitable.

Two senior clients nearly ready to graduate were sent out to a couple groups of young people to try and recruit more business.

The first one came back with three new clients.  The director was impressed and he asked the guy how he'd convinced three people to enter into recovery.

"It was easy", he said.  "First I drew a large circle O, and said this is your brain. Next I drew a small circle o and told them this is your brain on drugs. These three signed up right away."

A while later, the other recruiter came back with six new candidates.

"Wow!" the director said. "How did you get twice as many people to enroll?"

"Well, I took a similar but slightly different approach to the other guy."  First I drew a small circle o.  Then I drew a large circle O. I pointed to the small circle and said this is your butt hole. Pointing to the large circle, I said this is your butt hole in prison."   

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,710
    • Woos/Boos: +1575/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #3481 on: January 14, 2020, 09:33:54 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


Offline ObiDongKenobi

  • Global Moderator
  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,078
    • Woos/Boos: +1574/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #3482 on: January 15, 2020, 06:07:30 PM

There is a man in our neighbourhood who goes around stores stealing clothes in order of their size.

The latest police reports state that he is still at large.





Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,237
    • Woos/Boos: +1283/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #3483 on: January 16, 2020, 06:40:21 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,732
    • Woos/Boos: +2841/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #3484 on: January 16, 2020, 06:48:12 PM


Not cool, That one hit a little too close to home.



Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,237
    • Woos/Boos: +1283/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #3485 on: January 16, 2020, 07:54:37 PM


Not cool, That one hit a little too close to home.
Sorry if it was insensitive...never thought there'd be ppl out there who've had sex with a cactus. :emot_laughing:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


Offline Jed_

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,822
    • Woos/Boos: +413/-12
    • Gender: Male
  • I really am a demon that defiles helpless girls
    • Forbidden Forced Fantasy
Reply #3486 on: January 16, 2020, 08:25:28 PM



Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,237
    • Woos/Boos: +1283/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #3487 on: January 16, 2020, 08:29:13 PM
Thanks Jed for reminding us of "Rule 34".   ;D

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,732
    • Woos/Boos: +2841/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #3488 on: January 16, 2020, 08:56:34 PM


Not cool, That one hit a little too close to home.
Sorry if it was insensitive...never thought there'd be ppl out there who've had sex with a cactus. :emot_laughing:

7 weeks since the last time I had a man.... getting pretty close  :'(



Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,237
    • Woos/Boos: +1283/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #3489 on: January 16, 2020, 09:25:34 PM


Not cool, That one hit a little too close to home.
Sorry if it was insensitive...never thought there'd be ppl out there who've had sex with a cactus. :emot_laughing:

7 weeks since the last time I had a man.... getting pretty close  :'(
Well, that's way too long for a hot, smart blond. Maybe Chirp can offer some pointers.

Been many years since I've been with a woman, but I've found plenty of men in same situation and we've been able to provide "comfort". ;D

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,710
    • Woos/Boos: +1575/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #3490 on: January 22, 2020, 08:20:14 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


_priapism

  • Guest
Reply #3491 on: January 22, 2020, 09:16:13 PM



Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,710
    • Woos/Boos: +1575/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #3492 on: January 23, 2020, 03:22:52 AM
lol - Old age.  ;D

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,237
    • Woos/Boos: +1283/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #3493 on: January 24, 2020, 01:47:28 PM
Found this "thingy" the other day

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,710
    • Woos/Boos: +1575/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #3494 on: January 27, 2020, 03:46:45 PM
Good for the skin, so they say.... 8)


Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


Offline ObiDongKenobi

  • Global Moderator
  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,078
    • Woos/Boos: +1574/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #3495 on: January 27, 2020, 04:19:47 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


_priapism

  • Guest
Reply #3496 on: January 28, 2020, 09:23:00 PM
My cousin has two tickets for the 2019 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It’s at Temple of God Church, in Waco, at 3pm. Her name is Beth, she’s 5’4”, about 140 lbs, good cook too... She'll be the one in the white dress.

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:



Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,237
    • Woos/Boos: +1283/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #3497 on: February 04, 2020, 12:26:25 AM
The body of the man who fell into the upholstery machine was recovered.

 :emot_updwn:

A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's two tired.

 :emot_wave2:

A short fortune teller escaped from jail...a short medium at large.

 :emot_ywave:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


Offline ObiDongKenobi

  • Global Moderator
  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,078
    • Woos/Boos: +1574/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #3498 on: February 04, 2020, 12:45:18 PM
The body of the man who fell into the upholstery machine was recovered.

 :emot_updwn:

A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's two tired.

 :emot_wave2:

A short fortune teller escaped from jail...a short medium at large.

 :emot_ywave:


 ;D ;D ;D Msslave, you might appreciate the British comedian Tim Vine

https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/jokes/tim-vine-best-jokes-and-one-liners-495010


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,710
    • Woos/Boos: +1575/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #3499 on: February 07, 2020, 03:47:34 PM
« Last Edit: February 07, 2020, 04:00:05 PM by MintJulie »

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.