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« Reply #3555 on: March 24, 2020, 10:15:26 PM »

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« Reply #3556 on: March 25, 2020, 06:38:18 PM »





For the last time, It’s Jed. . . . not Jeb!!!!
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« Reply #3557 on: March 25, 2020, 06:45:30 PM »

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« Reply #3558 on: March 25, 2020, 07:42:40 PM »





For the last time, It’s Jed. . . . not Jeb!!!!


I thought the same thing.


The bad part is, when you were done assaulting it, you served it up on a plate.


 That said, I made pasta salad for dinner last night to go with fried chicken.
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« Reply #3559 on: March 25, 2020, 08:58:20 PM »

It was fried chicken wings.  Those girls couldn’t have flown anyway, especially after I was done with them.
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« Reply #3560 on: March 25, 2020, 10:51:19 PM »


Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to  find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!  Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
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« Reply #3561 on: March 25, 2020, 11:02:52 PM »

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« Reply #3562 on: March 26, 2020, 01:14:49 AM »


Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to  find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!  Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

Brilliant!!! And a great big WOO...
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« Reply #3563 on: March 26, 2020, 02:03:54 AM »


Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to  find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!  Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

I hate you,  laughed so hard my sides hurt along with everything else now  emot_laughing
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