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« Reply #3615 on: June 06, 2020, 11:54:53 PM »



Wow, that guy is very well equipt, and that shot...

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« Reply #3616 on: June 07, 2020, 02:02:33 AM »


On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.'


LOL. And woo.  I seem to recall watcher’s woman is Italian.

Sicilian. And she did have two with meatballs and one without. Grin  Grin
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« Reply #3617 on: June 09, 2020, 03:06:58 PM »

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« Reply #3618 on: June 11, 2020, 03:03:26 AM »

I am so happy.  I just got new exercise equipment.  Queen size dreamcloud mattress with box spring and memory foam.  So excited for my next workout
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« Reply #3619 on: June 12, 2020, 02:24:22 AM »

I am so happy.  I just got new exercise equipment.  Queen size dreamcloud mattress with box spring and memory foam.  So excited for my next workout

I would love to see the impression in your new memory foam after your next "workout".   emot_kiss
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« Reply #3620 on: June 19, 2020, 02:03:16 PM »

Sometime, even if it's broke, you shouldn't even try to fix it.

Europe English
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

Unfortunately, it still wouldn't fix the way they spell words funny, like metre, theatre, and colour.  Grin
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« Reply #3621 on: June 19, 2020, 04:10:33 PM »


Now, now Purpleshoes, let's not start down that road thread or my language and behaviour might get colourful but lack all humour and flavour.  It could be rumoured I might even harbour a grudge  Grin

BTW is it true that Canadians like to cling on to the superfluous "u"?


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« Reply #3622 on: August 01, 2020, 08:27:58 PM »

At 999, I think this is good bye KB.  I've had a blast being a member here.  Reading some great stories and sharing some of my own.  Shared some secrets and had fun flirting.  Even done things I'm proud of.  When you post a picture and somebody uses it as an avatar, that is a great compliment, and when that person is MJ... really it's only down hill from there.

I don't think there is anything else I could possibly share here.

So I guess this is goodbye everybody

Goodbye

Farewell

So long

Bye bye
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« Reply #3623 on: August 01, 2020, 11:35:05 PM »

At 999, I think this is good bye KB.  I've had a blast being a member here.  Reading some great stories and sharing some of my own.  Shared some secrets and had fun flirting.  Even done things I'm proud of.  When you post a picture and somebody uses it as an avatar, that is a great compliment, and when that person is MJ... really it's only down hill from there.

I don't think there is anything else I could possibly share here.

So I guess this is goodbye everybody

Goodbye

Farewell

So long

Bye bye

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« Reply #3624 on: August 03, 2020, 01:36:16 AM »

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« Reply #3625 on: August 03, 2020, 11:44:58 AM »

Have you no shame Toe. >Sad
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