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« Reply #3630 on: August 23, 2020, 12:58:02 PM »

13: I am the worst number.

666: No, I am the worst number.

2020: Bitches, please. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3631 on: August 23, 2020, 01:51:34 PM »

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« Reply #3632 on: August 24, 2020, 03:10:05 AM »





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« Reply #3633 on: August 24, 2020, 01:23:45 PM »



I'm officially a dinosaur then.  Cheesy
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« Reply #3634 on: August 24, 2020, 01:30:45 PM »



I'm officially a dinosaur then.  Cheesy

Somebody needs to be on a microfiche in the background. emot_laughing
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« Reply #3635 on: August 25, 2020, 05:34:30 PM »

Please...no groaning after viewing post. Sad
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« Reply #3636 on: August 28, 2020, 12:44:27 PM »

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« Reply #3637 on: September 05, 2020, 08:58:46 PM »

Just off the newswire. A cheese factory has blown up in France.

Early reports say da-brie was everywhere.

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« Reply #3638 on: September 12, 2020, 08:49:33 PM »

I was passing by my mate Charlie's farm yesterday and he was in the yard kissing the arse of one of his cows.
"Hey Charlie, why are you kissing that cow's arse?" I asked.
"Well," he replied "I've got terribly chapped lips."
"Does that cure chapped lips then?" I inquired.
"No," He answered, "but it do stop me licking them for a few minutes."
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« Reply #3639 on: September 13, 2020, 10:27:11 AM »

Last week I went for my annual medical checkup and it was a lady doctor who did it. After a few minutes she said "You really must stop masturbating."
"Why do I have to do that?" I asked, to which she said, "Because it's making it very difficult for me to examine you."
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« Reply #3640 on: September 16, 2020, 01:37:11 AM »



Q:  What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynocologist have in common?

A:   The both get to smell it, but will get in trouble if they try to taste it.
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« Reply #3641 on: September 17, 2020, 01:46:43 PM »

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