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« Reply #3645 on: September 30, 2020, 05:18:43 PM »

Not enough holy water in the world to...  never mind facepalm
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« Reply #3646 on: October 01, 2020, 02:45:21 AM »

Not enough holy water in the world to...  never mind facepalm

Are you saying that you would need to take a bath in holy water?  Cool
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« Reply #3647 on: October 01, 2020, 02:54:56 AM »

Not enough holy water in the world to...  never mind facepalm

Are you saying that you would need to take a bath in holy water?  Cool

Just go ahead and have a priest bless the hot tub  facepalm
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« Reply #3648 on: October 01, 2020, 08:59:26 PM »

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« Reply #3649 on: October 02, 2020, 11:37:31 AM »

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« Reply #3650 on: October 15, 2020, 02:13:56 PM »

"When this covid thing is over..." is starting to sound like "When I win the lottery..."
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« Reply #3651 on: October 18, 2020, 03:50:55 PM »

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« Reply #3652 on: October 20, 2020, 01:31:50 AM »

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous “One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind” statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.”Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky” statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors’ bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”
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« Reply #3653 on: October 20, 2020, 02:00:16 AM »

My uncle told me that years ago.  I always wondered if it was real or urban legend?

I always liked it though.  My uncle who is extremely conservative said ‘blow job’ when he told me, LOL.
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« Reply #3654 on: October 20, 2020, 04:57:22 AM »

My uncle told me that years ago.  I always wondered if it was real or urban legend?

I always liked it though.  My uncle who is extremely conservative said ‘blow job’ when he told me, LOL.

It is an urban legend. That’s why I put it here, instead of in “what I learned today.” 
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« Reply #3655 on: October 20, 2020, 01:14:45 PM »


My father's best friend used to call him Gorsky.  I never understood why.  My sister and I even asked him and his friend several times.  They would brush it off as a joke from when they were younger.  

So now after reading this, I'm thinking daddy told his friend he never received oral sex.   I am maybe wrong in coming to that conclusion, but I certainly can't go to him now to confirm that's the reasoning for his friend calling him that.
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« Reply #3656 on: October 20, 2020, 09:35:47 PM »


My father's best friend used to call him Gorsky.  I never understood why.  My sister and I even asked him and his friend several times.  They would brush it off as a joke from when they were younger.  

So now after reading this, I'm thinking daddy told his friend he never received oral sex.   I am maybe wrong in coming to that conclusion, but I certainly can't go to him now to confirm that's the reasoning for his friend calling him that.

My wife, who is Russian, asked me about Mr. Gorsky.  Apparently the Gorskys are famous in Russia also.  LOL.
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« Reply #3657 on: October 21, 2020, 12:40:17 AM »

What do we want?

A cure for tourette's syndrome

When do we want it?

Shit fuck!!!
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« Reply #3658 on: October 21, 2020, 11:59:12 AM »

Very clever Shiela.  All I can say is, *&%$#&%. 

Dang, I think I broke my autocorrect. facepalm
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« Reply #3659 on: October 21, 2020, 12:00:18 PM »

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