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Offline Asmodel

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Reply #4035 on: May 23, 2022, 07:26:40 PM

The stamp collector bit,
I still haven’t understood….



Thanks for the clarification sir.
Ah, so my wild guess was indeed right….



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Reply #4036 on: May 23, 2022, 07:32:48 PM
Yes children...there was a time when stamps were licked to moisten the glue. Self-adhesive stamps replaced them.

Oh...we had to lick the envelope too.

Thus endeth today's history lesson.

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #4037 on: May 23, 2022, 09:26:36 PM
Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-And Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

-Thanks, how much do I owe you?

-5 Euros.



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Reply #4038 on: May 25, 2022, 01:20:21 PM
Yes children...there was a time when stamps were licked to moisten the glue. Self-adhesive stamps replaced them.

Oh...we had to lick the envelope too.

Thus endeth today's history lesson.
Oh… I saw those in movies…
Though wasn’t unable to make the connection…
As for thread.



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Reply #4039 on: May 25, 2022, 03:31:24 PM
Question:
What is a Bear’s Favourite Drink?
Answer: A Pine-A Claw-Ada! 🌲🍹



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Reply #4040 on: May 27, 2022, 04:54:06 PM

My favorite is the stamp collector.  Anybody here collect stamps?

Cute joke.
The stamp collector bit,
I still haven’t understood….



It took me a while as well  :facepalm:

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #4041 on: May 27, 2022, 05:49:39 PM

The last line! :emot_laughing:



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Reply #4042 on: May 27, 2022, 06:20:42 PM
Yes children...there was a time when stamps were licked to moisten the glue. Self-adhesive stamps replaced them.

Oh...we had to lick the envelope too.

Thus endeth today's history lesson.


Here is a happy stamp from that era:




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Reply #4043 on: May 31, 2022, 02:09:07 PM
THIS DUDE’S CRAZY! Instead of blaming it on them, he should have improved his skills!  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #4044 on: May 31, 2022, 06:11:02 PM
No shortage of men that think they're infallible in the bedroom, and where if the woman isn't satisfied, she's got a bad attitude, is bad at sex, or has a toy addiction



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Reply #4045 on: May 31, 2022, 06:23:16 PM
I had to check to make sure this guys name was James. 🤣

My futon was better.😘

I survive because the fire inside burn brighter than the fire around me. I am the Phoenix


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Reply #4046 on: May 31, 2022, 06:26:04 PM
I had to check to make sure this guys name was James. 🤣

My futon was better.😘
Who James?

Donald J Trump?
That J means John, as per Siri atleast.
What’s a futon? A blanket or a comforter ?



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Reply #4047 on: May 31, 2022, 07:07:04 PM

I survive because the fire inside burn brighter than the fire around me. I am the Phoenix


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Reply #4048 on: May 31, 2022, 07:17:14 PM
James the Butter Churner



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Reply #4049 on: May 31, 2022, 07:31:04 PM

Who James?

https://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=44669.msg611585;topicseen#msg611585
Sheesh! You’re right! The guy who made that post (in the image) does sound like him!
What’s a futon? A blanket or a comforter ?

It's a sofa that pulls out into a bed. It's what I'm grinding on here. Ah, A two-in-one sofa-cum-bed, gotcha.


https://imgur.com/a/cZUxCDI

Go ahead, click the link. We know you want to CT?!?
Anyways…
*clicks the link*
Omg…
You got me good Miss Shiela!
My own Rick-roll video!