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Offline Clitical Thinking

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Reply #4095 on: July 04, 2022, 04:26:41 PM
Haha, thanks for sharing  ;D



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Reply #4096 on: July 04, 2022, 04:40:13 PM

I survive because the fire inside burn brighter than the fire around me. I am the Phoenix


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Reply #4097 on: July 04, 2022, 06:25:37 PM



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Reply #4098 on: July 04, 2022, 06:43:28 PM
 :facepalm:

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #4099 on: July 04, 2022, 06:44:09 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:



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Reply #4100 on: July 04, 2022, 06:46:14 PM
Hey, what do you call it when a fish wears a suit and tie?   :o

Sofishticated  ;D



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Reply #4101 on: July 04, 2022, 08:37:03 PM
So an elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie 😊




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Reply #4102 on: July 04, 2022, 10:07:44 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #4103 on: July 05, 2022, 01:23:52 PM

What do you call a belt made of hundred dollar bills?

A waist of money.



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Reply #4104 on: July 05, 2022, 02:46:30 PM
Dad had a new favorite yesterday

"Hey kiddo, just found out I'm psychic. I'm seeing a lot of spirits."
*points at the alcohol cart.

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Reply #4105 on: July 05, 2022, 02:53:06 PM
How about Grandpa jokes from an old fart?

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.

How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.

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Reply #4106 on: July 05, 2022, 03:01:25 PM
those are right there next to.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying on the floor?

Matt.

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Reply #4107 on: July 05, 2022, 03:15:50 PM
It's no wonder you and your dad get along so great. Same sense of humor. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #4108 on: July 06, 2022, 02:25:46 PM

What do you call a blind antelope. No idea.   :facepalm:

What do you call a blind antelope with no legs.  Still no idea.   :facepalm: :facepalm:

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #4109 on: July 07, 2022, 12:31:39 PM

I believe 12.5% of the Holy Bible.

I guess that would make me an eighth-e-ist.