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Reply #5120 on: July 17, 2024, 04:35:30 PM


Its not humanity that said laughing at bad things happening was bad, but society. Laughing when being tickled isnt reacting because its pleasant, but because its uncomfortable. There were many stories and tales of people making a mockery or joke of death or other serious things. Not laughing at the particular person, but the situation as a whole. Hamlet was one of the famous examples. The gravekeeper holding the skull and delivering his speech was a comedic break. Even the vikings said "I will look death in the eye and laugh."  Its like how a lot of people will say dont cry at my funeral, laugh and remember the good times despite it being against the norm. It is society that says you need to cry and mourn the dead. But the Greeks took a week to mourn and party in honor of the dead. Someone getting hurt or killed is a bad thing, but why when someone get hurt or dies comically we can laugh?

"A train accident: Train hits clown car, 50 dead."

I believe if something is funny, albeit tragic, then laugh. But understand there is a line between funny and inappropriate. I made the joke at work about the moments before he fell he had to take a phone call. We laughed. On the other hand, I wont make a 9/11 joke, because there was no real humor in that situation, except for the plane that was crashed in the field, cause it seemed those hijackers failed Hijacking 101. The best way to gauge if something bad is funny is the reaction of the person or peoples involved.

like this was funny:

My cousin who was a bit too deep into the herb fell down his apartments third floor stairs. Rolled under the second floor's landing rail, fell past the ground floor hit the stairs leading to the basement storage rooms and rolled into an open dumpster. He called me from the hospital three states away to ask me to get his phone and keys.

Another example is the Darwin Awards.

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Reply #5121 on: July 19, 2024, 03:17:19 PM
This is inappropriate but will ask anyway

How does a blind person know when to stop wiping their ass?

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Reply #5122 on: July 19, 2024, 04:00:08 PM
Lol, do tell, lol



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Reply #5123 on: July 19, 2024, 04:44:52 PM
It starts to taste like toilet paper.

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Reply #5124 on: July 19, 2024, 07:14:27 PM
It starts to taste like toilet paper.

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Reply #5125 on: July 19, 2024, 07:18:44 PM
It starts to taste like toilet paper.

 :emot_weird:

There is actually quite a bit of Internet discussion about how blind people wipe their asses. Even YouTube videos. I had no idea there was interest in the subject. But of all the comments, I thought that one was the funniest.

Most of the “experts” agree, you should not wipe your ass more than two or three times, or you are just “smearing it around.”

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Reply #5126 on: July 19, 2024, 08:44:27 PM
It starts to taste like toilet paper.

 :emot_weird:

There is actually quite a bit of Internet discussion about how blind people wipe their asses. Even YouTube videos. I had no idea there was interest in the subject. But of all the comments, I thought that one was the funniest.

Most of the “experts” agree, you should not wipe your ass more than two or three times, or you are just “smearing it around.”


Ain't the internet wonderful?





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Reply #5127 on: July 23, 2024, 01:44:43 AM
How do you know when  a guy's a foot fetishist?

When you say "Hey, look at that pair!" - he looks down.

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Reply #5128 on: July 24, 2024, 02:20:06 AM
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers, and rabbits feet. I thought: "Wow, he's really pushing his luck!”

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Reply #5129 on: July 28, 2024, 12:21:56 PM


At the Olympics one year, I saw an athlete carrying a long pole, so I said to him, "You must be a pole vaulter."

He replied, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"




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Reply #5130 on: July 28, 2024, 08:20:09 PM


At the Olympics one year, I saw an athlete carrying a long pole, so I said to him, "You must be a pole vaulter."

He replied, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

*groan*  :facepalm:

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Reply #5131 on: August 08, 2024, 05:08:03 AM
Tonight I told my wife I was going to change my password to PENIS.



Her terse reply, "I don't think it's long enough."

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Reply #5132 on: August 08, 2024, 01:03:39 PM
Tonight I told my wife I was going to change my password to PENIS.



Her terse reply, "I don't think it's long enough."

Ooh, that's cold. Woo.


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Reply #5133 on: August 09, 2024, 12:40:52 AM
If two vegans are fighting, is it still considered "Beef?"

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Reply #5134 on: August 10, 2024, 03:55:14 AM
If two vegans are fighting, is it still considered "Beef?"

How do lesbians build houses? The tongue and groove method!

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I will see myself out.

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Reply #5135 on: August 11, 2024, 01:29:51 AM
A wealthy man with no family passes away. He was quite greedy and almost never spent a dime he didn't have too. The only three people he trusted were his priest, his doctor, and for some reason (😉) his lawyer.

During the reading of his will, the three people found that he had an specific account with each of them attached to the account. Each one held $10 million. According to his will, they were to each put all $10 million into his coffin to be buried with it.

After the funeral ceremony, the there of them got together and the priest said, "I have a confession. I kept $2 million of the money in order to open a new shelter and supply it with food, for the needy next to the church."

The doctor then said, "I must come clean as well. I kept $4 million so I could update my hospital with the latest and best medical equipment I can to help the sick."

The lawyer looks at both of them and shakes his head. " I can not believe that the two of you would deny this mans dying wish."

The doctor shook her head in shame and said, "I give you credit for putting it all in his coffin."

The lawyer looks at her and replies, "of course I did. Wrote that check out for the whole amount!"
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Reply #5136 on: August 12, 2024, 12:08:27 PM


Is it true? Is there really a plane that flies horses from all over the world to the site of the Olympics for equestrian events, and it's called...

AIR HORSE ONE?




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Reply #5137 on: August 12, 2024, 02:08:33 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

On the reality side maybe Liz can fill us in. She's flown all over the world with horses. She's got an active horse trading business.

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Reply #5138 on: August 14, 2024, 03:00:30 AM

The lawyer looks at her and replies, "of course I did. Wrote that check out for the whole amount!"


Woo. Best lawyer joke I have heard in a long time.   :emot_laughing:

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Reply #5139 on: August 21, 2024, 03:35:31 PM

I went to the library to try to get that book about Pavlov's Dog and Schrödinger's Cat.

The librarian said that the name rang a bell but he couldn't be certain whether they had it or not.

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