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Reply #40 on: May 04, 2020, 04:31:36 AM
At least you're giving Chirp a day's warning.

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Reply #41 on: May 04, 2020, 04:42:52 AM
Au contraire. Disney has fucked up star wars so bad she's had nothing to do with it for a while now.

According to her they completely fucked up the point of the old movies.  ;D

She's even considering selling all her vintage star wars junk.  :emot_weird:

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Reply #42 on: May 04, 2020, 05:55:51 AM



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Reply #43 on: May 04, 2020, 01:15:05 PM
Au contraire. Disney has fucked up star wars so bad she's had nothing to do with it for a while now.

According to her they completely fucked up the point of the old movies.  ;D

She's even considering selling all her vintage star wars junk.  :emot_weird:

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Sometimes, you just need to let the real artistes do the job. Disney has become way too commercial and prevalent to do the job they need to to full efficacy.

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Reply #44 on: May 04, 2020, 02:36:36 PM
CJ: Gonna plop your perfect ass down and watch those movies on Disney+ today?

Wifey: I thought we agreed to cut back on unnecessary expenses until we get our normal jobs back?

CJ: It's already paid for a year.

Wifey: Get a refund. I have to work today anyway.

 :emot_laughing:

Thank you, Disney.  ;D



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Reply #45 on: May 04, 2020, 07:37:20 PM


On Earth we call that “going in through the out door.”   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #46 on: May 04, 2020, 09:37:42 PM


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Reply #47 on: May 05, 2020, 06:16:06 PM



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Reply #48 on: May 05, 2020, 07:07:19 PM
Had to post this somewhere...




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Reply #49 on: May 05, 2020, 07:27:12 PM
Wifey wore her favorite R2 shirt. Other than that, she didn't give a shit.

Thank you, Disney and Lucas film for your woke agenda driven garbage and hiring talent-less SJW hacks for destroying star wars.  ;D

Though I didn't mind the Mandalorian. It was ok. I didn't feel forced to watch that like I did everything else.



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Reply #50 on: May 05, 2020, 09:07:09 PM
Wifey wore her favorite R2 shirt. Other than that, she didn't give a shit.

Thank you, Disney and Lucas film for your woke agenda driven garbage and hiring talent-less SJW hacks for destroying star wars.  ;D

Though I didn't mind the Mandalorian. It was ok. I didn't feel forced to watch that like I did everything else.

We watched the Star Wars Marathon yesterday.  Other than the original 6 episodes, I had no idea what was going on, who the characters were, or what the point was.  My kids gave up trying to explain.  I just watched Pornhub on my phone for the last four hours of it.



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Reply #51 on: May 06, 2020, 01:32:24 AM
We watched the Star Wars Marathon yesterday.  Other than the original 6 episodes, I had no idea what was going on, who the characters were, or what the point was.  My kids gave up trying to explain.  I just watched Pornhub on my phone for the last four hours of it.

I went to the newest release (Thanksgiving?) because everyone else was.   I was so lost. 

Same here.  They tried explaining afterward.   Didn't help.

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Reply #52 on: May 06, 2020, 06:19:18 AM
We watched the Star Wars Marathon yesterday.  Other than the original 6 episodes, I had no idea what was going on, who the characters were, or what the point was.  My kids gave up trying to explain.  I just watched Pornhub on my phone for the last four hours of it.

I went to the newest release (Thanksgiving?) because everyone else was.   I was so lost. 

Same here.  They tried explaining afterward.   Didn't help.

“Oh, that’s Princess Leia’s old next door neighbor’s nephew... he used to mow Leia’s yard on planet Tatoonie.  You didn’t know that?”



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Reply #53 on: May 06, 2020, 03:03:12 PM
We watched the Star Wars Marathon yesterday.  Other than the original 6 episodes, I had no idea what was going on, who the characters were, or what the point was.  My kids gave up trying to explain.  I just watched Pornhub on my phone for the last four hours of it.

I went to the newest release (Thanksgiving?) because everyone else was.   I was so lost. 

Same here.  They tried explaining afterward.   Didn't help.

“Oh, that’s Princess Leia’s old next door neighbor’s nephew... he used to mow Leia’s yard on planet Tatoonie.  You didn’t know that?”

For a second I actually thought you were right. I don't, thankfully, remember much about that shit.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #54 on: May 07, 2020, 02:24:40 AM
According to CTV News, the 19-year-old woman -- identified as Ashley -- was wearing the costume in the course of her work as an employee of Coco Vanilla Galactic Cantina, a Star Wars-themed restaurant that had opened right before the coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak. The restaurant was promoting its special May the 4th drive-by and takeaway menus with a dancing stormtrooper.

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Reply #55 on: May 07, 2020, 01:08:41 PM
I think I'm gonna just shelter at home for the rest of my life. The world is just too crazy these days.



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Reply #56 on: May 07, 2020, 02:20:01 PM
I think I'm gonna just shelter at home for the rest of my life. The world is just too crazy these days.

KB will fill the void for you.  We don't have to social distance here.  Catching the Covid might be better to catch then some other diseases going around in here.

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