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Reply #1920 on: January 24, 2024, 10:17:52 PM
Man!!! Did I pick a wrong time to go out for a big lunch. Any activity still going on. I suppose the towel boy is needed. Just lay in place everyone and I'll be right with you.

Hurry , hurry , hurry , I'm seizing up here ,lol

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Reply #1921 on: January 29, 2024, 10:21:01 AM
Had a one of those moments where the dick was so good, I had to take it out and look at it! Make sure it was real!



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Reply #1922 on: January 31, 2024, 05:45:50 PM
I confess I’m horny today.  :emot_laughing:

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #1923 on: February 08, 2024, 10:41:02 PM
I want to go home early and squeeze one out. Sasha sexted me for two hours. I finally gave her a story, while she jilled one off. Then she goes to sleep on me. LOL.  Eight hour time difference. Her big clit was sated.


”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #1924 on: February 09, 2024, 06:20:43 AM
Clitty, clitty, bang, bang   :o ;D



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Reply #1925 on: February 21, 2024, 12:02:13 AM
Allan sent me a dick pic first thing in the morning.  I've abused my shower buddy several times today while looking at it and sexting him about it.



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Reply #1926 on: March 21, 2024, 02:50:59 AM
I had a total ME day today. So in other words, I laid in bed eating junk food and randomly masturbating!

Two delivery orders and 5!! Yes! Count them! 5!! Self induced orgasms! Talk about a relaxing friggin day!



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Reply #1927 on: March 21, 2024, 03:02:53 AM
WOO for taking a me day and getting some workouts with your toy(s). No doubt that junk food fueled your erotic energy. ;D

You're a good girl 😜

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #1928 on: March 21, 2024, 03:11:38 AM

You're a good girl 😜

Whisper those words into my ear, and it'll be 6! :emot_thdrool:



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Reply #1929 on: March 21, 2024, 03:23:22 AM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1930 on: March 21, 2024, 05:16:08 AM

Two delivery orders and 5!! Yes! Count them! 5!! Self induced orgasms! Talk about a relaxing friggin day!


Love you baby girl.   :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:

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Reply #1931 on: March 21, 2024, 02:05:12 PM
I had a total ME day today. So in other words, I laid in bed eating junk food and randomly masturbating!

Two delivery orders and 5!! Yes! Count them! 5!! Self induced orgasms! Talk about a relaxing friggin day!

Taken care a business.  What a good little girl  :sign_yourock:


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Reply #1932 on: March 21, 2024, 03:29:58 PM
I had a total ME day today. So in other words, I laid in bed eating junk food and randomly masturbating!

Two delivery orders and 5!! Yes! Count them! 5!! Self induced orgasms! Talk about a relaxing friggin day!

Nix on the junk food but already enjoyed one early fullfilling masturbation. More to come. Cum?  A great day to play today.  8) 8)

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Reply #1933 on: March 21, 2024, 09:16:46 PM
I had a total ME day today. So in other words, I laid in bed eating junk food and randomly masturbating!

Two delivery orders and 5!! Yes! Count them! 5!! Self induced orgasms! Talk about a relaxing friggin day!

Darling Shiela ,the best and MOST satisfying junk food is.................................................POTNOODLES  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: here I am !!

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Reply #1934 on: March 22, 2024, 03:48:00 PM
Sorry, not really a pasta/noodle person. If I were looking to indulge in some potnoodles, it has to have that h so delicious meat!

After reading this, now I'm craving mac and cheese, and gonna have to drive and get some Mac's... ooh! Gonna get the Taco Mac... :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:



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Reply #1935 on: March 22, 2024, 03:58:58 PM
Sorry, not really a pasta/noodle person. If I were looking to indulge in some potnoodles, it has to have that h so delicious meat!

After reading this, now I'm craving mac and cheese, and gonna have to drive and get some Mac's... ooh! Gonna get the Taco Mac... :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:

Someone say meat?  ;D ;D :emot_kiss:   

Some noodles, some meat..... 8)

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Reply #1936 on: March 26, 2024, 03:26:12 AM
I confess, since I got rid of this nightmare job, I’m a lot hornier, and I spend most of my day fucking around. I feel 10 years younger.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #1937 on: March 26, 2024, 07:14:24 PM
I confess, since I got rid of this nightmare job, I’m a lot hornier, and I spend most of my day fucking around. I feel 10 years younger.

PH ,just wait until you retire !!!!  It's sex everyday !!!!

Nicky x [OAP] [old age pensioner]

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Reply #1938 on: March 26, 2024, 07:26:19 PM
I confess, since I got rid of this nightmare job, I’m a lot hornier, and I spend most of my day fucking around. I feel 10 years younger.

PH ,just wait until you retire !!!!  It's sex everyday !!!!

Nicky x [OAP] [old age pensioner]

Maybe not sex every day but hornier, yes. Me thinks you should come visit the colonies and share in the "sex every day".  ;D ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1939 on: March 26, 2024, 11:04:01 PM
I wish there was an online course for guys to take better dick pics. I got some today that were kinda bad. Allan is no photographer, but he could have out at least a little more effort into it.

I take a LOT of pics and meticulously pic out the one or two I will send him (or post to KB). Better lighting better angle, and I don't need to see what beverage you like to drink next to it.