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Offline msslave

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Reply #45 on: August 22, 2018, 12:54:06 AM
I'm sure you we're the sexiest zombie Chirp!

Well trained and been made compliant....by our two cats.


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Reply #46 on: August 22, 2018, 02:29:38 AM
I'm sure you we're the sexiest zombie Chirp!

 ;D

Yep! We used ketchup as blood BTW.  :emot_laughing:


Confession #6.

Ok, this one is about sex.  :roll:

I've had sex with my insanely hot  ;D Japanese-American wife in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki.  :emot_dancing:

I know you think that's awful, but it wasn't for me.  :roll:
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Reply #47 on: August 28, 2018, 11:01:12 PM
Some pretty tame ones on here lol...I confess that about 3 weeks ago I met a very passable cd online and when we met I stroked and sucked that big clit



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Reply #48 on: August 29, 2018, 12:00:04 AM
So, if the woman falls asleep mid-coitus, is it ok to go ahead and finish, or is that considered poor manors? ;D

Turning her over for 'seconds' is a bit much, tho...

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.


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Reply #49 on: August 29, 2018, 12:04:29 AM
So, if the woman falls asleep mid-coitus, is it ok to go ahead and finish, or is that considered poor manors? ;D

Turning her over for 'seconds' is a bit much, tho...

Can't answer that... except... look at it the other way... if you fell asleep mid-coitus what would happen...? You'd lose your erection and your partner would be pretty pissed off at that... Therefore, equalling things up, maybe you should roll onto your back and finish yourself off...
Just sayin'
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Reply #50 on: September 01, 2018, 02:01:02 PM
I willingly sucked off my moms boyfriend MANY times.
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Reply #51 on: September 02, 2018, 08:47:32 PM
I willingly sucked off my moms boyfriend MANY times.

Have you posted any stories about it? I'd love to read it. This is one of my favorite topics.

ID card? I don't need no stinkin' ID card. I already know who I am.


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Reply #52 on: September 08, 2018, 05:44:28 PM
My old college girlfriend, whom I stalk on social media from time, has a daughter who is now the same age her mother was when we met.  She attends the same university as mom, and even pledged the same sorority.  So imagine my surprise when I “came” across her Instagram account, and it has hundreds of photos of her in skimpy attire, beachwear, minis, heels, thongs, etc.  It’s like I stepped into a time machine.  She looks so very much like my old flame.  Anyway, old man wanking off over college freshman.  I should be ashamed.  LOL.



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Reply #53 on: September 09, 2018, 02:27:39 AM
I once blew a cop to get out of trouble.  :facepalm:



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Reply #54 on: September 09, 2018, 04:14:12 AM
If you're in a bit of trouble, that's a good way out. I learned that from watching a video of a pretty girl who got caught shoplifting. The loss protection officer made her a deal so she wouldn't have to go to jail. There's a lot to be said for out-of-court settlements.



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Reply #55 on: September 09, 2018, 04:49:14 AM
Anyway, old man wanking off over college freshman.  I should be ashamed.  LOL.

I don't think we EVER get over college girls.  I sure as hell haven't!   ;D

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Reply #56 on: September 09, 2018, 05:25:44 PM
I blew a principle to not get kicked out of school.  :roll:

Notice how none of these authority figures ever said no to getting their dicks sucked.  :roll:



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Reply #57 on: September 09, 2018, 07:52:16 PM
I blew a principle to not get kicked out of school.  :roll:

Notice how none of these authority figures ever said no to getting their dicks sucked.  :roll:

Yes.  And notice how you never said no to sucking these authority figures?   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #58 on: September 09, 2018, 08:22:44 PM
I blew a principle to not get kicked out of school.  :roll:

Notice how none of these authority figures ever said no to getting their dicks sucked.  :roll:


The only correct answer to "can I suck your dick" is "why are you still standing there??"  ;D

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Reply #59 on: September 09, 2018, 10:09:37 PM
I blew a principle to not get kicked out of school.  :roll:

Notice how none of these authority figures ever said no to getting their dicks sucked.  :roll:

Yes.  And notice how you never said no to sucking these authority figures?   :emot_laughing:

I didn't want to get arrested for doing what I did, my mom would have lost it. And getting kicked out of school for inappropriate behavior wasn't a good thing either.

So CJ did what CJ always did to get out of trouble... use the mouth.  :roll:


This one's really, really bad.  :facepalm:

I let a really old man fuck me from behind for $ in a bathroom.  :facepalm:

He kept calling me beautiful and hot and since CJ is a stupid blonde and has an ego the size of a galaxy, I couldn't say no. It was awful, and he came inside me without a condom. he made the weirdest cumming sound I ever heard, like he was fuckin' dying. But I doubt there was much coming out of there anyway. I took the money and left.  :roll: