Confessions

[psiberzerker]

I wasn't in any porn movies, that got published.  Too hairy, and smelly.

[SJBluebirds]

I've never had a one-night-stand, nor anonymous sex.

I've never been hit-on or 'chatted up'.  All flirting and banter and asking to see someone -- all that has been initiated by me.

I'm not shy, and I'm not a 'loner' who can't relate to women; I understand, though, that I'm not conventionally attractive to the opposite sex.  Not ugly -- just very, very plain.

[Jed_]

When i was [younger] i was in quite a few porn movies .

Well we really should see a few examples if you don’t mind.

No we don’t.

I’ve spoken with Billy in chat before, and I know what he means by [younger].  While I have a great deal of sympathy for victims, Billy should know certain true stories aren’t allowed here let alone images.

[_priapism]

When i was [younger] i was in quite a few porn movies .

Well we really should see a few examples if you don’t mind.

No we don’t.

I’ve spoken with Billy in chat before, and I know what he means by [younger].  While I have a great deal of sympathy for victims, Billy should know certain true stories aren’t allowed here let alone images.

My comment was in jest, but I see now where IB edited the OP.  “Younger” for me means 40.  Thanks for the heads up.

[psiberzerker]

Billy still seems to be in the learning curve when it comes to things like confessing to childporn in an open forum.  It's not just the law, it's also a really bad idea (Even where it's not explicitly part of the rules.)

Of course, coming from someone who's recently confessed to <inappropriate acts>, (Not in the rules, specifically, but still really bad ideas) caveat tempter.

[RopeFiend]

Psi, if you openly admitted to something bad, then I can't protect you.  If the feebs insist on your details, I'd have to hand 'em over.  Point me (IN A PM) at the thread where you screwed up and I'll remove those fantasy admissions if you wish.

SO, as a general rule of thumb and common sense, DO NOT admit to illegal acts in real-life posts or real-life stories.  It's a rather obvious extension of the age and beasty ruling.  The cops have busted morons for posting cellphone proof of a crime on YouTube, and the same might hold true for a written testimony.  You *might* get away with an "I was exaggerating for the heck of it" excuse, but not if there's evidence.

Folks, don't post while under-the-influence.

[ChirpingGirl]

Psi, if you openly admitted to something bad, then I can't protect you.  If the feebs insist on your details, I'd have to hand 'em over.  Point me (IN A PM) at the thread where you screwed up and I'll remove those fantasy admissions if you wish.

SO, as a general rule of thumb and common sense, DO NOT admit to illegal acts in real-life posts or real-life stories.  It's a rather obvious extension of the age and beasty ruling.  The cops have busted morons for posting cellphone proof of a crime on YouTube, and the same might hold true for a written testimony.  You *might* get away with an "I was exaggerating for the heck of it" excuse, but not if there's evidence.

Folks, don't post while under-the-influence.

[psiberzerker]

I already deleted them.

[Levorotatory]

Is there anything more absurd than a law that makes the same person both the perpetrator and the victim of the same crime?

[_priapism]

I played with Julie ***ket’s big titties and hairy pussy all the way home from church camp, while her mother drove.  We were packed with six other campers in one of those big station wagons with a rear facing seat.  Nice to molest my driver’s daughter.  She returned the favor also.  I love church camp.

[Dirtymind]

I played with Julie ***ket’s big titties and hairy pussy all the way home from church camp, while her mother drove.  We were packed with six other campers in one of those big station wagons with a rear facing seat.  Nice to molest my driver’s daughter.  She returned the favor also.  I love church camp.

[Jed_]

Psi, if you openly admitted to something bad, then I can't protect you.  If the feebs insist on your details, I'd have to hand 'em over.  Point me (IN A PM) at the thread where you screwed up and I'll remove those fantasy admissions if you wish.

SO, as a general rule of thumb and common sense, DO NOT admit to illegal acts in real-life posts or real-life stories.  It's a rather obvious extension of the age and beasty ruling.  The cops have busted morons for posting cellphone proof of a crime on YouTube, and the same might hold true for a written testimony.  You *might* get away with an "I was exaggerating for the heck of it" excuse, but not if there's evidence.

Folks, don't post while under-the-influence.

We could also try to avoid committing illegal acts, thereby negating the need to worry about confessing to them.

Ok Ok, I may have ticked up to 72 mph in a 70 mph zone on the way to work after voting this morning.  Other than that, I think I’m good.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ confesses she's watched secret sex videos on her sister and wife's tablet. 

I've seen how my sisters wifey got knocked up. 

And I wish I could ask them why they thought it was a great idea to make videos like that. And no I'm not proud I invaded their privacy. 

[psiberzerker]

We could also try to avoid committing illegal acts, thereby negating the need to worry about confessing to them.

Easy for you to say, when your Existence isn't being criminalized, but go ahead, and silence me.  

Next, you're going to tell me to stop confessing to Prostitution, because that's illegal too.  If I get caught, I go to Men's prison, again.  Last time I was there (In NC) I got gang raped for being transgender, but now it's becoming legal to discriminate against me, while it's being criminalized for me to have an identity.

I guess I better Be A Man, then.  I'll shut up now, I wouldn't want to get you guys in trouble, while my right to Be Myself is being taken away.

[psiberzerker]

I did unsanctioned work on the power grid this week, like my hero, Tuttle.  The workers (When they finally showed up) didn't report me for it, because honestly it was a fire hazard.  

Can someone edit the OP to reflect that the new rule is we can't confess to ANYTHING illegal?  

[Jed_]

I don’t see law enforcement hunting down the transgender for just being transgender any time soon.  Obviously I was referring to refraining from committing illegal acts that are actually wrong and actually cause harm.

Now on to more important issues, how did CJ’s sister’s wifey get knocked up, and was a real penis involved?

[ChirpingGirl]

I don’t see law enforcement hunting down the transgender for just being transgender any time soon.  Obviously I was referring to refraining from committing illegal acts that are actually wrong and actually cause harm.

Now on to more important issues, how did CJ’s sister’s wifey get knocked up, and was a real penis involved?

Yes there was a real one involved. I'm guessing the "donor" was just someone they knew from school. He had more fun than Summer did. Probably got a big thrill out of nailing a hot, gay British girl.  My sister comforted her through the process, which was sweet. I'm pretty sure the price of donation was getting to do it the old fashioned way. Which believe it or not I get. This guy has never had anything to do with the baby so he deserved to get something out of the deal for making half that beautiful little girl.

I snoop on my kids and wifeys stuff too. And they also have secrets. 

[psiberzerker]

I don’t see law enforcement hunting down the transgender for just being transgender any time soon.

And when you do, then will it be time for action?  Because we have to tell people #BlackLivesMatter when unarmed kids are killed in the streets for wearing a hoody.  So, if they start gunning down women for wearing a dress, in protest for our existence being legally erased, Then will it be obvious, or will the epitaph read: "The faggot had it coming."?

You don't see it.  You didn't see me geting gang raped in prison either, because if you Could see it, then someone might actually care. (Legally, I was a male Pervert, not a transgender woman, so they could put me in the Men's jail.)  Not enough to do anything about it, but that's Why the first step is denying our existence.  Then, it's not "Hunting down the Transgender."  It's an "Unsolved murder."

[ChirpingGirl]

I don’t see law enforcement hunting down the transgender for just being transgender any time soon.

And when you do, then will it be time for action?  Because we have to tell people #BlackLivesMatter when unarmed kids are killed in the streets for wearing a hoody.  So, if they start gunning down women for wearing a dress, in protest from our existence being legally erased, Then will it be obvious, or will the epitaph read: "The faggot had it coming."?

You don't see it.  You didn't see me geting gang raped in prison either, because if you Could see it, then someone might actually care. (Legally, I was a male Pervert, not a transgender woman, so they could put me in the Men's jail.)  Not enough to do anything about it, but that's Why the first step is denying our existence.  Then, it's not "Hunting down the Transgender."  It's an "Unsolved murder."

I can't believe I'm the one that has to say this.

Keep that shit in politics. 

[psiberzerker]

Keep that shit in politics.

Sorry.  That's a sincere apology.