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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #780 on: November 16, 2020, 05:15:25 PM
CJ might be sexually dysfunctional.  :roll:

My mouth has done all the work recently. I have no desire to do anything.  :facepalm:

I confess that I have become strangely invested in the "ChirpingGirl Reality Show". Like, screw the sexual parts, whatever happened with your sister? Did you two have the serious talk you were to have?

The CJ reality show is a big headache and a pain in the ass, sometimes.  :roll:

I'm avoiding everyone I have to and I'm trying not to deal with anyone above puberty age.

So that show is on hiatus for now. I'm tired. Stressed. There's no escaping this. I'm in purgatory forever. My children will never move out. I'll never have 5 minutes to myself. I'll never stop changing diapers. I'll never be done cleaning this house. I'll never, ever... ever be free again.

 :D



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Reply #781 on: November 17, 2020, 12:58:39 PM

So that show is on hiatus for now. I'm tired. Stressed. There's no escaping this. I'm in purgatory forever. My children will never move out. I'll never have 5 minutes to myself. I'll never stop changing diapers. I'll never be done cleaning this house. I'll never, ever... ever be free again.

 :D

Yeah, about that. I'm glad you put a smiley at the end, it gives me hope that you were joking because you're wrong about that kiddo.

You'll be free before you know it. Ask any empty nester. If you're lucky (as I have been) your kids (and later grandkids) will still be a part of your life even when they're long past puberty.

In the short term, enjoy every day with your youngsters. Those days don't last forever.



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Reply #782 on: November 21, 2020, 01:43:56 AM
I’m really horny today. I’ve been acting like a big disgusting sexual pervert all day long. I’m not ashamed of that, I’m just confessing it. Two women enjoyed the consequences.



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Reply #783 on: November 21, 2020, 06:54:05 PM
I’m really horny today. I’ve been acting like a big disgusting sexual pervert all day long. I’m not ashamed of that, I’m just confessing it. Two women enjoyed the consequences.

Simultaneously?


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #784 on: November 24, 2020, 03:03:46 AM
I really want some cock torture tonight, but no takers.  Just slap it around a little bit.  Bite it.  Leave a few marks.  Nothing serious.



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Reply #785 on: November 24, 2020, 05:09:21 AM
I really want some cock torture tonight, but no takers.  Just slap it around a little bit.  Bite it.  Leave a few marks.  Nothing serious.

What in the fuck?

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Reply #786 on: November 24, 2020, 02:37:12 PM
I really want some cock torture tonight, but no takers.  Just slap it around a little bit.  Bite it.  Leave a few marks.  Nothing serious.

What in the fuck?

 :roll:

I've been going too easy on him.  He likes it rougher than I'm willing to give.  He's in the market for a new woman it seems.

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Reply #787 on: November 24, 2020, 03:08:48 PM
I really want some cock torture tonight, but no takers.  Just slap it around a little bit.  Bite it.  Leave a few marks.  Nothing serious.

What in the fuck?

 :roll:

I've been going too easy on him.  He likes it rougher than I'm willing to give.  He's in the market for a new woman it seems.


Why not let a starving dog at it then?  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #788 on: November 24, 2020, 03:12:13 PM
I'll pass.  I've lived worshipping them, not torture



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Reply #789 on: November 24, 2020, 03:23:59 PM
I really want some cock torture tonight, but no takers.  Just slap it around a little bit.  Bite it.  Leave a few marks.  Nothing serious.



Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


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Reply #790 on: November 24, 2020, 03:33:41 PM
I really want some cock torture tonight, but no takers.  Just slap it around a little bit.  Bite it.  Leave a few marks.  Nothing serious.

What in the fuck?

 :roll:

I've been going too easy on him.  He likes it rougher than I'm willing to give.  He's in the market for a new woman it seems.


Why not let a starving dog at it then?  :emot_laughing:


Not exactly how you were trained is it Chirp, but then those skills are drastically under utilized.



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Reply #791 on: November 24, 2020, 03:48:28 PM
I'll pass.  I've lived worshipping them, not torture


Good girl.  It’s not a chew toy.



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Reply #792 on: November 24, 2020, 03:57:59 PM
I'll pass.  I've lived worshipping them, not torture


Good girl.  It’s not a chew toy.

Mine is...




I've been going too easy on him.  He likes it rougher than I'm willing to give.  He's in the market for a new woman it seems.


Never my love.  Never. 



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Reply #793 on: November 25, 2020, 07:16:45 PM
I enjoy holding onto my coffee mug by the side instead of the handle.  When my hand gets hot and almost unbearable to hold onto the mug, I set it down, stick my hands in my panties and just hold myself.  Chills to the max



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Reply #794 on: November 25, 2020, 07:23:46 PM
I enjoy holding onto my coffee mug by the side instead of the handle.  When my hand gets hot and almost unbearable to hold onto the mug, I set it down, stick my hands in my panties and just hold myself.  Chills to the max

Sounds like a version of ”the Stranger”.  A warm comfy version.
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Reply #795 on: November 25, 2020, 07:36:25 PM
I enjoy holding onto my coffee mug by the side instead of the handle.  When my hand gets hot and almost unbearable to hold onto the mug, I set it down, stick my hands in my panties and just hold myself.  Chills to the max

Watcher keeps refilling your coffee mug... 8)

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Reply #796 on: November 26, 2020, 06:42:12 PM
I enjoy holding onto my coffee mug by the side instead of the handle.  When my hand gets hot and almost unbearable to hold onto the mug, I set it down, stick my hands in my panties and just hold myself.  Chills to the max

How do your work colleagues react when you do this?


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #797 on: November 26, 2020, 08:17:55 PM
I enjoy holding onto my coffee mug by the side instead of the handle.  When my hand gets hot and almost unbearable to hold onto the mug, I set it down, stick my hands in my panties and just hold myself.  Chills to the max

How do your work colleagues react when you do this?



I have to say, as a business owner I would definitely encourage such behavior



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Reply #798 on: November 26, 2020, 10:34:41 PM
I enjoy holding onto my coffee mug by the side instead of the handle.  When my hand gets hot and almost unbearable to hold onto the mug, I set it down, stick my hands in my panties and just hold myself.  Chills to the max

How do your work colleagues react when you do this?



Who do you think gave me the idea ya goof  :emot_laughing:
« Last Edit: November 27, 2020, 04:11:01 AM by Shiela_M »



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Reply #799 on: November 27, 2020, 12:43:16 AM
I confess that if I ever had a sex bot with an AI, I would pay double for it to have Sheila's personality.