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Offline Pornhubby

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Reply #1200 on: December 29, 2021, 12:53:07 AM
I confessed my sins to the Sheriff. I’ve been *very* naughty. Santa gave me some things to lick clean this year.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #1201 on: December 29, 2021, 03:20:34 PM
I was at the gym early yesterday morning for a quick workout and it was ridiculously packed. Guess everybody is trying to burn off all those added holiday calories.

Anyways, there was a guy working out not too far from me, and he was quite good looking. I altered my workout in order to put myself into... compromising positions. Thought maybe I'd see him get hard under his gym shorts. I don't think he even saw me, but I did get a few other onlookers.

I wear sweats and a tshirt to the gym, might have had more success if I wore leggings and sports bra only...


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Reply #1202 on: December 29, 2021, 03:28:13 PM
Okay, …
time to drop in a nuke on myself.

After a couple of days following Kristen’sBoard’s second suspension; while missing her, (as well as everyone else.) maybe have developed a kinda-sorta slight crush on Miss S. though managed to get over it.


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Reply #1203 on: December 29, 2021, 03:56:46 PM
Quote from: Asmodel on December 29, 2021, 03:28:13 PM
Okay, …
time to drop in a nuke on myself.

After a couple of days following Kristen’sBoard’s second suspension; while missing her, (as well as everyone else.) maybe have developed a kinda-sorta slight crush on Miss S. though managed to get over it.
Glad that Kristen’sBoard has size 1 font too (even if it ain’t in the scroll down bar.) and black font colour.


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Reply #1204 on: December 29, 2021, 04:58:05 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 29, 2021, 03:20:34 PM
I altered my workout in order to put myself into... compromising positions. Thought maybe I'd see him get hard under his gym shorts.

That's a good girl  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1205 on: December 30, 2021, 03:48:27 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on November 18, 2021, 11:01:56 PM
I wonder if he's a long lost brother, because that sounds 1,000% like it :emot_laughing:
Sorry people,
Just couldn't resist...



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Reply #1206 on: December 30, 2021, 04:49:42 PM
Quote from: Asmodel on December 30, 2021, 03:48:27 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on November 18, 2021, 11:01:56 PM
I wonder if he's a long lost brother, because that sounds 1,000% like it :emot_laughing:
Sorry people,
Just couldn't resist...


Uh, that would make more sense if I said I wanted to fuck Ben  :o

I was pointing out that a great deal of his attitude and behavior sounds like my own. So I'd probably annoy the shit out of Shiela if we knew each other in real life  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1207 on: December 30, 2021, 05:02:46 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on December 30, 2021, 04:49:42 PM
Quote from: Asmodel on December 30, 2021, 03:48:27 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on November 18, 2021, 11:01:56 PM
I wonder if he's a long lost brother, because that sounds 1,000% like it :emot_laughing:
Sorry people,
Just couldn't resist...


Uh, that would make more sense if I said I wanted to fuck Ben  :o

I was pointing out that a great deal of his attitude and behavior sounds like my own. So I'd probably annoy the shit out of Shiela if we knew each other in real life  :emot_laughing:

Well, that’s why I edited the very last part of your original quoted post.


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Reply #1208 on: December 31, 2021, 05:42:05 AM
This thread is in “sex talk” so forgive me if I talk about sex.

I got so many porn pictures of my little horny friend yesterday, that I didn’t go to work and beat off a half dozen times instead. Today, when they asked me why I didn’t come to work, I told them I got a Covid test.

Feel free to post some memes.

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Reply #1209 on: December 31, 2021, 06:37:24 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on December 31, 2021, 05:42:05 AM
This thread is in “sex talk” so forgive me if I talk about sex.
I got so many porn pictures of my little horny friend yesterday, that I didn’t go to work and beat off a half dozen times instead. Today, when they asked me why I didn’t come to work, I told them I got a Covid test.
Feel free to post some memes.
Too many choices , of both arms & memes.

Also, are you referring to yourself in second-person, or is that a FWB situation you’ve got yourself there?


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Reply #1210 on: January 02, 2022, 02:35:03 PM
I have my voice back for the most part, and my sinuses are clearing up, and I have reached that point in my sickness where all I want to do is sit on somebodies face.

I'm horny as hell.... again.


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Reply #1211 on: January 02, 2022, 03:25:02 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 02, 2022, 02:35:03 PM
I have my voice back for the most part, and my sinuses are clearing up, and I have reached that point in my sickness where all I want to do is sit on somebodies face.

I'm horny as hell.... again.
msslave is lathering up to shave close. Want a smooth face just in case....... :emot_laughing:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #1212 on: January 02, 2022, 03:50:42 PM
Littl bristle wont bother me right now, just thought since I'm still sick... you'd at least have a face covering  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1213 on: January 02, 2022, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 02, 2022, 02:35:03 PM
I have my voice back for the most part, and my sinuses are clearing up, and I have reached that point in my sickness where all I want to do is sit on somebodies face.

I'm horny as hell.... again.

I think your sickness is almost over.
I've never been horny when I'm sick.
Glad you're feeling better, Miss S.
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Reply #1214 on: January 02, 2022, 04:31:02 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 29, 2021, 03:20:34 PM
I was at the gym early yesterday morning for a quick workout and it was ridiculously packed. Guess everybody is trying to burn off all those added holiday calories.

Anyways, there was a guy working out not too far from me, and he was quite good looking. I altered my workout in order to put myself into... compromising positions. Thought maybe I'd see him get hard under his gym shorts. I don't think he even saw me, but I did get a few other onlookers.

I wear sweats and a tshirt to the gym, might have had more success if I wore leggings and sports bra only...


Maybe you could try deaf pants :emot_shades:


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Reply #1215 on: January 03, 2022, 07:04:59 PM
Quote from: Wildcat666 on January 02, 2022, 04:31:02 PM
Maybe you could try deaf pants :emot_shades:
What pants?  ???

Though if I think that you used them in the context which I think you did, then that puts this phrase 👇 in a whole new light, (by directing the emphasis from Y0UR to EYES.)





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Reply #1216 on: January 03, 2022, 07:41:11 PM
Believe they are a name brand, and make a very skin tight legging.


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Reply #1217 on: January 03, 2022, 08:09:06 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 03, 2022, 07:41:11 PM
Believe they are a name brand, and make a very skin tight legging.

or cameltoe

one of the originals

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Reply #1218 on: January 09, 2022, 11:33:40 PM

Wrote my first fictional porn story during my holiday break.

Did I ever tell you I had have a thing for Bill Clinton?

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Reply #1219 on: January 09, 2022, 11:41:18 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 09, 2022, 11:33:40 PM

Wrote my first fictional porn story during my holiday break.

Did I ever tell you I had have a thing for Bill Clinton?
(Gasp!) Does Tommy know? ???

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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