Confessions

[Shiela_M]

I don't think it'd weird at all. I don't get a thrill out of it, but I don't think on it either, unless I've just done it earlier and then they show up.

It's like the gaming chair. Allan's dad finds it comfortable so when he's over, he'll usually sit in it. His mother sits on the sofa near by, and I've been sodomized while leaning over the arm rest she uses.

[Writers Bloque]

I don't think it'd weird at all. I don't get a thrill out of it, but I don't think on it either, unless I've just done it earlier and then they show up.

It's like the gaming chair. Allan's dad finds it comfortable so when he's over, he'll usually sit in it. His mother sits on the sofa near by, and I've been sodomized while leaning over the arm rest she uses.

I let my wife handle the decorating of the interior, and that is why the Den feels lived in over the Living room, which looks like a Victorian Era barfed all over it. Wood and cushioned furniture, china hutch, etc. However in that room, every piece of furniture in there has been christened by my wife and I, to the point I offered a woodworking buddy money to just make a board with the various ends screwed along its length for my wife to use, as she was getting bolder and bolder with her masturbatory fun. She fell off the high backed chair while mounting the soft pointed but thick end thing on one of the corners. So yeah, people do sit in those chairs, but my wife gets that devious smirk when someone comes in and sits on the furniture. Of course I work my ass off to make it not smell like sex must.

[shaver]

The past couple of days up here it has been very hot it was great to go nude  it the back of our place it sure is good to let it all hang out

[Pornhubby]

My penis needs a lot more attention than it is getting on my birthday.

[msslave]

Just heard there's a car hauling a$$ from Wisconsin heading south.
Hmmm, I wionder...?

[ObiDongKenobi]

 

[Shiela_M]

Turned on the heated seats so its scortchung hot for him. 🔥🔥🔥😘

[Shiela_M]

Now I really, really want wrap my lips around one myself.

[Shiela_M]

The growlers hungry!! So is her neighbor!

[Shiela_M]

Allan said he's tired, and must want to "relax and nap" this evening...

You're welcome love!!

[Pornhubby]

Sasha is back home, and feeling much better. We spent the whole day sexting. I just love giving her orgasms. Because I know all of her perversities and just how to put those into words. But she does the same for me also. She is a total pervert, just like me.

[msslave]

Glad to hear she's safe and the two me of you are back "keeping busy". 

[Shiela_M]

I too am glad she is safe, and the dangers aren't keeping her fr9m perving out with you.

[Shiela_M]

I have a problem with sharing too much. How do I know this?

I was trying to call someone a "lucky duck", and autocorrect changed it to "lucky dick".

Even typing this out, "dick" became the preferred choice word... my phone knows too much about me, and it's new!!

[Pornhubby]

I have an iPhone 12 Pro Max, that I got in 2020.  It knows all my dirty little secrets. I have so many password protects and double encrypts, but I know my son, the law student, is going to be shocked by what he finds once I’m gone.

[purpleshoes]

My wife went through that after her brother died and she had to clean out his apartment. He was a preacher and she was shocked and disgusted by some of the things she found.

As I approached my mid-70s I started getting rid of a lot of stuff I wouldn't want my kids to see. What little I have left is on a single external drive, with innocuous folder names like Test Results and Binary Reports buried in folders that have a lot of other folders, like Music.

[Writers Bloque]

Its funny, our phones keeps all our dirty little secrets. Thats why I am having mine willed to be buried with me.

[Pornhubby]

My last act before dying will be clicking “Yes. Erase all.”

[Writers Bloque]

My last act before dying will be clicking “Yes. Erase all.”

Naw, dont do that, leave it for the future generations to mull over. Maybe if classic sci fi is right, they in the future will stop having kids naturally and forget all about the joys of skin on skin sexual contact. Gotta leave a record of how dirty and fun being a pervert is.

[purpleshoes]

My last act before dying will be clicking “Yes. Erase all.”

Ah, but what if you die peacefully in your sleep?

I think Writer's on the right track. Have the infernal thing buried with you.

Believe it or not, there's nothing on my phone that I wouldn't want anyone to see. Aside from innocuous texts with family and occasional actual phone calls, all I use my phone for is reading e-books, playing solitaire and checking Instagram. And the weather app, I do look at that every day. I don't even have email set up on the phone.