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Reply #1080 on: July 23, 2021, 01:22:33 PM

Never have I ever screwed an Oreo.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Twisted. I've never twisted an Oreo apart.   :facepalm:



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Reply #1081 on: July 23, 2021, 01:37:57 PM

Never have I ever screwed an Oreo.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Twisted. I've never twisted an Oreo apart.   :facepalm:

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Reply #1082 on: July 23, 2021, 02:03:38 PM

Never have I ever screwed an Oreo.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Twisted. I've never twisted an Oreo apart.   :facepalm:

To the best of my knowledge, and I'm really trying to remeber, but...

Never have I ever eaten an Oreo cookie.

I've eaten millions of chips ahoy, cookies, and generic name brand sandwich cookies, but I swear I dont ever remember ever eating a single Oreo.



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Reply #1083 on: July 23, 2021, 10:16:14 PM
Never have I ever dropped acid. My youngest daughter said to me recently, “We should drop acid together sometime.” I was like “Sure, honey.” What can a parent say? Generally I’m meh regarding mind altering substances. But I’d do anything to hang out with her.


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Reply #1084 on: July 23, 2021, 10:47:55 PM
Never have I ever smoked

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Reply #1085 on: July 24, 2021, 12:58:51 PM
You haven't begun to live yet.

Too much work, in my opinion. I pop the whole thing in my mouth.

To the best of my knowledge, and I'm really trying to remember, but...
Never have I ever eaten an Oreo cookie.

Seriously? I eat them by the dozen.



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Reply #1086 on: July 24, 2021, 01:19:31 PM
You haven't begun to live yet.

Too much work, in my opinion. I pop the whole thing in my mouth.

To the best of my knowledge, and I'm really trying to remember, but...
Never have I ever eaten an Oreo cookie.

Seriously? I eat them by the dozen.

Seriously. I've eaten store brand sandwich cookies, and I like the lemon ones more than the chocolate so oreos have never had an appeal to me.



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Reply #1087 on: July 29, 2021, 07:51:54 PM
...eaten a po boy sandwich. Think I may be missing out on something 🤔



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Reply #1088 on: July 29, 2021, 08:39:03 PM
Never have I ever swum naked more than a mile

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Reply #1089 on: July 30, 2021, 12:52:09 AM

...eaten a po boy sandwich. Think I may be missing out on something 🤔


If by "something" you mean "a little slice of heaven," then yes, you're on to something.

If you want to try one, go to a restaurant that has a reputation for them. I've had my share of bad po boys -- the bread is limp or too chewy, the seafood is poorly prepared (e.g. overcooked, too oily), or the toppings are bland.

But please try one. You'll think Toe and I later.






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Reply #1090 on: July 30, 2021, 04:20:06 AM
Never have eaten a po boy sandwich either or ever swum naked at all



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Reply #1091 on: July 31, 2021, 05:14:22 PM
Never have I ever had sex with more than three men

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Reply #1092 on: July 31, 2021, 06:42:03 PM
Never have I ever screwed more than a dozen men at once.

(Or more than zero, for that matter...)

No wait, that came out wrong...

Never have I ever twisted a man apart.

(Twisted, sure. Just not apart.)


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Reply #1093 on: August 18, 2021, 04:22:34 PM
Never have I ever gone to a different country.



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Reply #1094 on: August 18, 2021, 09:52:18 PM
Never have I ever - nor, I think, shall I ever - comprehend how very diverse are people's experiences of this world.

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Reply #1095 on: August 18, 2021, 10:30:57 PM
... gone mile high clubbing



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Reply #1096 on: August 19, 2021, 01:06:14 AM
... gone mile high clubbing


I used to. Frequently. I don’t know if the flight attendants have gotten more conservative, the airplane security more onerous, or maybe I’m just to old to fuck in the toilet. Haven’t seen anyone fucking on commercial aviation since 9/11. Private aviation? Hell yes!



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Reply #1097 on: August 19, 2021, 01:29:29 AM
Never have I ever gone to a different country.


How different does the country have to be?



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Reply #1098 on: August 19, 2021, 04:17:46 AM
Just geographically outside the borders of mine.
Never have I ever gone to a different country.


How different does the country have to be?



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Reply #1099 on: November 17, 2021, 09:04:37 AM
Never have I ever... not licked, kissed, or sucked on a guys balls while giving a blowjob