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Offline DemonDelight

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on: January 20, 2013, 01:04:24 PM
This is gonna get pretty messy and hard to follow, but could potentially be lots of fun. Anyone can jump in and say something they've never done, and if you've done it, please share with us. I'm very curious to see what conquests some of you have made that I have yet to fulfill.

And hey, if you happen to be drinking while you're playing, go ahead and take a drink if you see something you've done!


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Reply #1 on: January 20, 2013, 01:06:33 PM
I'll start.

Never have I ever had sex on an airplane


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Reply #2 on: January 20, 2013, 01:51:07 PM
Never had sex with a guy, or anything with a dick. Though once I gave a hand-job to a lovely girl with a dick.

Something about something by someone important.

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Reply #3 on: January 20, 2013, 02:25:55 PM
Quote from: insatiable on January 20, 2013, 01:51:07 PM
Never had sex with a guy, or anything with a dick. Though once I gave a hand-job to a lovely girl with a dick.

Well if anyone has ever read my posts they'll know I've had my fair share of cock lol.mso when you say "anything with a dick" does that include fake dicks? Like a strap on?


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Reply #4 on: January 20, 2013, 10:11:44 PM
Quote from: insatiable on January 20, 2013, 01:51:07 PM
Never had sex with a guy, or anything with a dick. Though once I gave a hand-job to a lovely girl with a dick.
hmmm, transgendered? Or very large clit?

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Reply #5 on: January 21, 2013, 02:24:16 AM
Never have I ever found a squirter in real life. Heard many girls brag, tried out two of them, either they were REALLY good at faking orgasms, or they lied about squirting.

Fun game! Hope it catches on!

As always, wishing you and yours a nice, relaxing OrGAsM,
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Reply #6 on: January 21, 2013, 02:54:00 AM
Never have I ever squirted lol


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Reply #7 on: January 21, 2013, 05:27:03 AM
Quote from: DemonDelight on January 21, 2013, 02:54:00 AM
Never have I ever squirted lol

I suppose us guys shouldn't respond to that one.  Our stories might overwhelm the board.   ;D


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Reply #8 on: January 21, 2013, 05:34:16 AM
Quote from: Partner on January 21, 2013, 05:27:03 AM
Quote from: DemonDelight on January 21, 2013, 02:54:00 AM
Never have I ever squirted lol

I suppose us guys shouldn't respond to that one.  Our stories might overwhelm the board.   ;D

Lol


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Reply #9 on: January 21, 2013, 06:11:16 AM
Never have I ever had an orgy...


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Reply #10 on: January 21, 2013, 07:38:13 AM
Quote from: forgetfulish on January 21, 2013, 02:24:16 AM
Never have I ever found a squirter in real life. Heard many girls brag, tried out two of them, either they were REALLY good at faking orgasms, or they lied about squirting.

You are SOOOOO missing out!


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Reply #11 on: January 21, 2013, 07:39:17 AM
Quote from: DemonDelight on January 21, 2013, 06:11:16 AM
Never have I ever had an orgy...

You are SOOOOO missing out!


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Reply #12 on: January 21, 2013, 07:45:35 AM
Quote from: Gia1978 on January 21, 2013, 07:39:17 AM
Quote from: DemonDelight on January 21, 2013, 06:11:16 AM
Never have I ever had an orgy...

You are SOOOOO missing out!

I've wanted to experience it at least once, but doubt that will ever happen at this point


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Reply #13 on: January 21, 2013, 07:48:25 AM
I've had an orgy, but I was only going down on the girls. Two pretty cute girls, and one decent looking girl. I was nineteen or twenty, can't remember (was high as hell).

Better to focus on one, imho.
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Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

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Reply #14 on: January 21, 2013, 07:54:09 AM
Sounds scrumptious


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Reply #15 on: January 21, 2013, 08:02:21 AM
Was nice, don't get me wrong, but they were too young, and I was too high. Should never have done anything with them, but I was being an idiot at that point in my life.

Never have I ever had someone fart while i was going down on them.

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Reply #16 on: January 21, 2013, 08:09:55 AM
Quote from: forgetfulish on January 21, 2013, 08:02:21 AM
Was nice, don't get me wrong, but they were too young, and I was too high. Should never have done anything with them, but I was being an idiot at that point in my life.

Never have I ever had someone fart while i was going down on them.

Oh dude I think I would barf!


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Reply #17 on: January 21, 2013, 08:35:47 AM
My girlfriend's ex did it to her. God that must have sucked (pun intended).

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Reply #18 on: January 21, 2013, 08:56:47 AM
lol....eew   :emot_weird:


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Reply #19 on: January 21, 2013, 09:54:05 AM
Quote from: forgetfulish on January 21, 2013, 08:02:21 AM
Was nice, don't get me wrong, but they were too young, and I was too high. Should never have done anything with them, but I was being an idiot at that point in my life.

Never have I ever had someone fart while i was going down on them.

there is rarely an opportunity to tell this story (i can't claim it as my own, thank god), so here we go..

my friend L had a thing about her boyfriend going down on her. she was just kind of weird about it. all other sex stuff she was fine with, but i guess she was uncomfortable with head so she rarely let him eat her out. one night, boyfriend is at work and L is at home, halfway through her second bottle of red wine and watching sexy romantic comedies by herself. her boyfriend came home right at that sweet spot of being wine drunk, when you're in a bubbly mood and you just feel great. this is her story...

"J comes in and i'm just feeling, sexy as hell! i think i'm being cute and sexy and spontaneous and he's just trying to go along with it for my sake. i'm throwing myself down on our bed, trying to be seductive when i'm pretty sure i was just flailing around like an idiot, but he loves me so he's going along with my antics, and i decide i want him to give me head. i practically force him to start eating me out, he was being really reluctant about it, i guess because i was acting like a fool, but i begged him in my sexy voice to do it, saying that if he didn't eat me out now i would never let him touch me again, yadda yadda yadda. so J is just getting into it down there when.. well... i fart. and A, it wasn't a short small fart. i farted for like, a full 10 seconds. do you know how long 10 seconds is when you have your face in a fart? god i was so humiliated, but still drunk. J just rolled over, got under the covers and pretended to go to sleep. he hasn't said a single word about it and i don't know if i should bring it up or just pray he will never think about it again."

i laughed hysterically for about 10 minutes after this. anyway, it was like 3 years ago now that it happened and they're engaged, so i guess he got over it.

I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

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