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Reply #120 on: January 29, 2013, 02:17:49 PM
Never have I ever had cyber-sex.

Really? Wow. Well I used to have it quite often. A lot of the time I never even got off, I just enjoyed getting whoever was on the other side off. I liked being their fantasy. But it's not for everyone.

Same here....Agree

Same here....Agree also.  :D



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Reply #121 on: January 29, 2013, 02:29:23 PM
Never have I ever had cyber-sex.

Really? Wow. Well I used to have it quite often. A lot of the time I never even got off, I just enjoyed getting whoever was on the other side off. I liked being their fantasy. But it's not for everyone.

Same here....Agree

Same here....Agree also.  :D

The few times I've cybered have always been... I hope... to the satisfaction of the woman at the other end of the line... mind you... it's an enjoyable experience in some ways but overall leaves you sexually unfulfilled...

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.


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Reply #122 on: January 29, 2013, 03:14:31 PM
Forgetfulish you are in luck and KB is the best way to achieve cyber-sex if that is what you are looking for, will let you in on how I cyber, being a cyber slut I am quite good at it.

When I first joined the forum I did not know anybody so figured I would just start down the members list and weed out the females...start from A till I got to Z...a neverending supply of cyber buddies.  Once I started getting to know folks, especially if their names were way at the bottom of the alphabet I made up pet names to bump them up.  Hence, Charlie, A1 vinney, etc.

Seriously, just remember it's the internet, have fun and don't have expectations and respect the other persons privacy.



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Reply #123 on: January 29, 2013, 03:31:24 PM
Some I us just slip through the crack.

It's up to you which crack that is.

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Reply #124 on: January 29, 2013, 09:00:47 PM
I figure I should make friends first, kinda like the same way I date. My girlfriend has no problem with it IF I can remember to take care of her, and put down the comp when she's around.

If I never cyber, who cares? I like to post it up on the music boards, and I love to write, so the cyber is just something to try if the opportunity presents itself. Already got a good friend off in chat, but not myself, not quite. No biggie.

Never have I ever gotten or given head in a theater.

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Reply #125 on: January 29, 2013, 09:20:17 PM
Never have I ever gotten or given head in a theater.

Nor have I.   Michelle had my zipper down and was giving me a nice slow handjob.   She was going to take it in her mouth when it was time, but some people walked in and sat down 2 seats from us.   Held my coat over myself for the next hour.  Damn.


Never have I ever worn a rubber.
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Reply #126 on: January 29, 2013, 09:21:28 PM
Me either Forgetfulish, just a handjob.



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Reply #127 on: January 29, 2013, 09:28:50 PM
Never have I ever gotten or given head in a theater.

Never have I ever worn a rubber.

You should try, at least at first. It can feel pretty good for you and your partner, and you might last a little longer. My girlfriend LOVES the female condom, but they are really, really expensive, so we don't bother much. I often take off the condom and cum inside her, but starting with condom is fun, as long as it isn't an every time thing.

And TD, a handy in the theater is really, really, REALLY fucking hot- better than head, at least for me.

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.


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Reply #128 on: January 29, 2013, 11:57:26 PM
Never have I ever worn a rubber.

It's surprising how much of a difference quality makes.  My favorites are Skinless Skin, which I order by the barrel.  I do definitely prefer going without, though.  The sensations are completely different.  But cloaked sex >>>>> no sex any day of the week. :)



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Reply #129 on: January 30, 2013, 03:29:59 AM
Big woo for that one, Partner.

A change of pace is nice, but natural is the superior way, ultimately.

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Reply #130 on: January 30, 2013, 05:03:58 AM
Never have I ever worn a rubber.

It's surprising how much of a difference quality makes.  My favorites are Skinless Skin, which I order by the barrel.  I do definitely prefer going without, though.  The sensations are completely different.  But cloaked sex >>>>> no sex any day of the week. :)

First, Joe & Michelle, for real? Never worn a rubber wow, lucky man. I would say try it once and it will make you really appreciate the natural way.

Partner, by the barrel? Lmao you are cracking me up tonight



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Reply #131 on: January 30, 2013, 05:10:34 AM
First, Joe & Michelle, for real? Never worn a rubber wow, lucky man. I would say try it once and it will make you really appreciate the natural way.

Partner, by the barrel? Lmao you are cracking me up tonight

It's not *entirely* exaggeration.  We order bulk since we have to get them by mail.  Also, it gives us an excuse to get through them.   ;D



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Reply #132 on: January 30, 2013, 05:18:48 AM
First, Joe & Michelle, for real? Never worn a rubber wow, lucky man. I would say try it once and it will make you really appreciate the natural way.

Partner, by the barrel? Lmao you are cracking me up tonight

It's not *entirely* exaggeration.  We order bulk since we have to get them by mail.  Also, it gives us an excuse to get through them.   ;D

Well, sounds like I have to check it out



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Reply #133 on: January 30, 2013, 05:22:21 AM

Well, sounds like I have to check it out

RECOMMEND.  Very, very thin.  Closest to feeling like they're not there.  Just don't lube his dick in any way beforehand (e.g. oral or rubbing his precum around); they're prone to sliding when he is slicked up.



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Reply #134 on: January 30, 2013, 06:33:06 AM
Never have I ever been brought home by the police



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Reply #135 on: January 30, 2013, 06:47:07 AM
HAHAHA! I've been brought home by the police four times, and taken to jail nine times.

If you meant for sex, never, but taken home with a girlfriend? Once. We were spun out on ecstasy, and a friend crashed his car with us in it. Cop was nice, realized we were just trying to get home.

I wish I could answer that differently. God, I was such an emotional wreck as a kid, after my childhood, a lot of people would be. I've been off hard drugs for ten years, and entirely sober for four. Major lasting cognitive and emotional damage. Fuck drugs.

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Reply #136 on: January 30, 2013, 06:48:57 AM
Never have I ever had fucked a dog...

I'm a lady on the street, a Mrs. in the house and whore in the bedroom...


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Reply #137 on: January 30, 2013, 07:12:45 AM
HAHAHA! I've been brought home by the police four times, and taken to jail nine times.

If you meant for sex, never, but taken home with a girlfriend? Once. We were spun out on ecstasy, and a friend crashed his car with us in it. Cop was nice, realized we were just trying to get home.

I wish I could answer that differently. God, I was such an emotional wreck as a kid, after my childhood, a lot of people would be. I've been off hard drugs for ten years, and entirely sober for four. Major lasting cognitive and emotional damage. Fuck drugs.

Wow, way to be open and honest!



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Reply #138 on: January 30, 2013, 07:13:21 AM
Never have I ever had fucked a dog...

Neither have I.



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Reply #139 on: January 30, 2013, 02:09:05 PM
I have never eaten a creampie.