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Reply #140 on: January 30, 2013, 02:58:36 PM
HAHAHA! I've been brought home by the police four times, and taken to jail nine times.

If you meant for sex, never, but taken home with a girlfriend? Once. We were spun out on ecstasy, and a friend crashed his car with us in it. Cop was nice, realized we were just trying to get home.

I wish I could answer that differently. God, I was such an emotional wreck as a kid, after my childhood, a lot of people would be. I've been off hard drugs for ten years, and entirely sober for four. Major lasting cognitive and emotional damage. Fuck drugs.

Congrats on the sobriety.  Been there, done that myself.

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Reply #141 on: January 30, 2013, 04:55:51 PM
Thanks, RHL, but I firmly believe that getting sober deserves no accolade, as I am just behaving like a normal human being for a change, with help.

I do, however give myself (and all others who deal with addiction) credit for recognizing the problem, and deciding to do something about it.

I have eaten a creampie, but I was drunk. It tasted like you would think it would, and I don't intend to do it again.

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Reply #142 on: January 30, 2013, 08:58:54 PM
Accolade may not be the right word, but it sure does deserve acknowledgment.  I'm happy for both you and RHL for your life changes.



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Reply #143 on: January 30, 2013, 09:01:58 PM
Agreed, it's not easy giving something up that was comforting you



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Reply #144 on: January 30, 2013, 11:04:07 PM
Never have I ever had sex on grass. As the child of a hippie, and someone who has sex in public sometimes, this seems wrong to me.

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Reply #145 on: January 30, 2013, 11:13:10 PM
Never have I had a 3some or group sex...soooooo wana :)



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Reply #146 on: January 30, 2013, 11:36:16 PM
Never have I had a 3some or group sex...soooooo wana :)

A whole lot of us in that boat, sister.



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Reply #147 on: January 30, 2013, 11:38:52 PM
3sums can be a TON of fun for a girl, as you can cum and cum again. The big problem comes the next day, as you likely have to see the people you just had sex with.

Some can handle that, others cannot (and even if the guy wanted it, he might start acting like a little bitch about it, getting all jealous). Good luck, and I hope you enjoy if you do have one (I've had one MFff, and one MFF), but use protection!

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Reply #148 on: January 30, 2013, 11:42:04 PM
My hubby has ruled it out...but want a 3some or more...and hell, I'm gonna have it :)



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Reply #149 on: January 31, 2013, 01:16:47 AM
Never have I ever stolen a car.....oh shit, yea I did ;p



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Reply #150 on: January 31, 2013, 01:54:38 AM
Never have I ever watched my lover get fucked by another man... but I'd love to.   :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:

I'm on my way....LOL



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Reply #151 on: January 31, 2013, 02:01:17 AM
Never have I ever watched my lover get fucked by another man... but I'd love to.   :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:

I'm on my way....LOL

Really toe? You'd like that?

Janus you are such a slut lol



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Reply #152 on: January 31, 2013, 02:09:48 AM
My slutty side is hanging out again? Damn......I better put that away.



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Reply #153 on: January 31, 2013, 02:34:53 AM
Woo for the MMF threeway!

Never done that, asked the girlfriend if she wanted to, she's had them before, but doesn't want one anymore. :(

Oh well, I can always put something up her butt and dream... ;)

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Reply #154 on: January 31, 2013, 02:37:59 AM
Never have I ever had a DP.



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Reply #155 on: January 31, 2013, 02:39:42 AM
That sounds like an oversight to me...

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Reply #156 on: January 31, 2013, 02:58:41 AM
Never have I ever had a DP.

Hello!!!!! :)

You only get one crack at this....be happy


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Reply #157 on: January 31, 2013, 03:21:59 AM
Never have I ever had fucked a dog...

Neither have I.
hmmmm, can't make that claim.

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Reply #158 on: January 31, 2013, 03:28:34 AM
Never have I ever had fucked a dog...

Neither have I.
hmmmm, can't make that claim.

That is awesome.  Would love to hear about that!



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Reply #159 on: January 31, 2013, 05:19:16 AM
Never have I ever had fucked a dog...

Neither have I.
hmmmm, can't make that claim.

I got lucky and got out of there before she got a hold of me.   :emot_laughing:

(Ok, that was mean.  And totally fictitious.)