Do you pick up people at work, or do you keep that seperate?

[Well Behaved Lady]

If you are speaking in general terms about Europe Bexy, while not a work situation, it is most definitely a contradiction to what you have said in your last paragraph.

The affair between John Profumo & Christine Keeler whilst it was in the 1960's it most definitely did damage to his career and brought down a government

There are many situations where politicians in the UK have been forced to resign because of affairs.

I stand corrected. I should have written non-Anglo-Saxon Europe or Continental Europe. French ex-president Mitterand had a mistress and and extra-marital child, not one French person gave a fuck about that. Our king Albert II, same situation, the vast majority of Belgians just shrugged and said 'So what?'. And then we're not even talking about Berlusconi yet. There are simply zero situations I know of in Continental Europe where a politician or CEO ever had to resign due to an (extramarital) affair.

We do laugh a lot and roll our eyes when we see stuff like Clinton-Lewinsky and the media hype. If that happened over here, it would simply be regarded as a private matter between spouses and the mistress. The media do try to make a big deal out of it sometimes but the populace in general regards it as trivial.

For me personally I couldn't give to hoots what two people get upto, I'm not UK based so I've no knowledge of how people reacted there in general, most of the scandals are hyped media reports. If you are paying taxes though, you do expect a politician to be making news for totally different reasons.

The Profumo affair involved state security and Soviet spies, so it was materially different.

As for the Profumo scandal I had referred to it being a totally different situation in my post.

[anvil]

I tend to roll my eyes and laugh at our politico/ sex scandals over here as well.

I've always wondered why they  don't just respond with "so what."

I've had a few ladies work with me over the years. I've always enjoyed the special bit of sexual overtones it added to our work and believe they did too.

I actually prefer a woman helper than a male.

the last lady was most special. we decided to let the "public" make their own decisions as to what was hot, and what was not, and enjoyed the cheap entertainment.
she was 25, tall, lithe, and had those deep black eyes just made to fall into.I have many fond memories of our 3+ years together.

one in particular. we were restoring an old piece and were taking it apart. one with a heavy hammer, the other with a chisel. a bit risky if the hammer is off or visa versa.

I handed her the hammer and she looked at me and asked if I trusted her. with a big grin i affirmed my trust.

after a while, a line of sweat darkening her tank top between her breasts, she paused. with a special shine in her eyes, she struck a pose and spoke these unforgettable words.

"you know, most women would think I'm crazy, but this is making me really  hot"

Unforgettable,,,

[RopeFiend]

I never did, mainly due to the fact that didn't want to be the one all the folks gossiped about in the break room.  

That's pretty much my reason, as well.  It *will* get around, good or bad.  I've never done any of the ladies, though I'm certain that I'm the topic of some of the rumors and chit-chat.  I've overheard some of it.  

Though I'm brutally tempted on nearly a daily basis.  There's an amazingly cute little Asian (probably Nepalese, can't tell for sure) that keeps trying to get my attention.  She's about 56 inches tall (140cm) with a gorgeous face, late teens or early 20s. Just a few days ago I saw her coming towards our area, and when she saw me (and saw that I saw her) her walk jumped from a casual stroll to the bouncy/happy walk that I usually do.  I was both gratified and amazed that she'd watched me well enough to mimic it.

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UPDATE:  Gaaaaa!  Normally that cute little Asian works about 300 to 400 feet across the building in an entirely different part of the company.  The area right next to me needed someone, so GUESS WHO VOLUNTEERED FOR THE SPOT??  Yep, she's sitting about 8 feet away beside me.  And since I know their job better than their *lead* does, they frequently need to come to me with questions about "how do I do this?", and that's led to some accidental touching.... about 4 or 5 times already this evening, and didn't instigate it.  I swear!

The first time, her expression went 'Oooooo!' (I think because I run noticeably higher skin temperature than most people do).

[Katiebee]

Poor rope.

Gird up thy loins, oh lion of Judea!

[anvil]

you are in trouble now,,, when those insidious oriental women decide " I Want You" you best just drop trowe and Man Up!! 

 

[RopeFiend]

Well, I've survived 3+ weeks of constant low-yield thermonuclear warfare. 

The last couple of weeks she's taken to singing, louder when we're the only two in the general area.  I haven't a clue *what* she's singing as it's in Khmer (she's Cambodian, not Nepalese.)  Sounds like a love song, could be a laundry list for all I know.  She's also lightly stroking the side of her neck when I'm behind her.  She developed an irritation on her chest that she wanted me to take a look at.  I think she was  scratching it to make it look red, but I did look, Just In Case (I'm one of the handful of Emergency Medical Responders for the company.)

We're in an area with around ~60 young guys, a few old farts like me and 5 or 6 young women.  The guys are hitting on her daily, and she looks over at me while she's talking to them to see if I notice.  Sorry, but I perfected peripheral vision long ago, and don't need to make it obvious that I know what's going on around me.    I have excellent 'situational awareness'.

At first, I'd suspected that she was on Green Card status and looking for a 'soft touch' to get her permanent residency.  Nope!  Her parents and she were naturalized around 10 years ago, so THAT reason went out the window.

On the plus side, she's probably NOT a Christian.  Around 95% or better of Cambodians are Buddhist.  I can work with a Buddhist 'cos they don't get all preachy.  I'm Taoist myself, which is kinda/sorta close.

How do you politely tell someone that you don't have a granddaughter fetish, without hurting their feelings?  If I was 30 years younger, I'd be all over her like an octopus, but I'm *not*.

Here's the closest pic I could find that looks kinda like her.  She's WAY cuter, and has a bigger smile that makes her eyes light up, but this is sorta in the ballpark:

She has brown hair, with a high ponytail or her hair in a bun / knot usually, never pigtails.

Oh, and did I mention knee-high high-heeled leather boots?  I'm about half-erect for most of the work day.  That's... UNCOMFORTABLE in decent-fitting bluejeans.  To hell with FMPs, I'm *all* over a woman in boots!

[GEMINIGUY]

Damn, she's super cute...

[Elizabeth]

WELL...??
you gotta "DO" something..!!!
SO..??
Why don't you just marry her??
 

Love,
Liz

[RopeFiend]

Marry her?  Sure, and I'd be kicking the kids out of the house when I'm 75.  There's a small factor of AGE difference going on here.

...and to be honest, SIZE difference.  The young gal at work is nearly the same size and shape as Little Miss Kitty, but she's probably 2 inches shorter than Kitty is.  I'm *taller* than Lee Stone is in the screencap below by an inch or two.

Someone that small would have to have kittens, not babies.

I know that most women want a TALL guy, but *really*, there's an upper-limit.

[Katiebee]

I'd do her.

[phtlc]

I've been with co-workers before, but never again. Too complicated.

It can get complicated but if folks are up front in the beginning it can be done with some success.

I suppose. It's never worked out for me. I had a co-worker I dated who was losing interest in me and the writing was on the wall. I realized it was over (if not yet officially) so I waited for her to give me the good news. As I waited I met someone I liked and ended up breaking up with the girl I was seeing (who was going to break up with me anyway), and suddenly I became the bad guy while she played the victim. Everyone was upset at me for "being so heartless" as she bawled and made a spectacle with our co-workers. She was clearly just pissed that I dumped her before she dumped me (like it's a competition or something), but it would have been perfectly fine with me if she had dumped me first. Neither of us was happy, she wanted out so why cry her heart out when the guy she wants to be rid of gives her exactly what she wants? If she had a brain in her head she would have fucking thanked me for saving her the trouble. It's not like I cheated. I broke up honestly, face to face and moved on. Yet...I was the bad guy.

Another time a co worker and I were play flirty, but there was nothing serious, and neither of us were ever really sure we were really interested in each other (our mutual attraction only seemed to rise when we were drinking). we had never even had one actual date, yet one night I kissed another girl and BAM!.........I'm the bad guy. I could see it if we had been dating but for fuck sakes we had only been engaged in playful flirting.

And I've had a few other bad situations.

Sorry, every workplace romance or flirtation has ended bad for me. I won't say to others that they shouldn't do it, but I'd never do it again. Co workers are co-workers and nothing more

[phtlc]

I don’t profess to “know” women and what makes them tick,

Possession of a penis prevents the understanding of that complex species.

[RopeFiend]

I'd do her.

<laffs>  You just might have a shot at the gal at work.  The only thing I can puzzle out is that she goes for dominant personalities, and happy ones to boot.  You're definitely both, from what I can tell from this tiny porthole on the Interwebs.

If a guy that's nearly 3 times her age is enticing (out of nearly 1000 people at work), then there's more going on than just *looks*.

If you're hunting Miss Kitty, I'd suggest catnip and a plane ticket.  Last I'd heard, she was still in Cali after retiring from the porn industry.  She doesn't have any real smiles in  her post-porn life that I've seen, which is sad.  She also got a set of bolt-on boobs sometime after 2008.  Kitty is on the left.

http://warashi-asian-pornstars.fr/en/s-7-0/kitty/female-asian-pornstar/photo-gallery/7960

[RopeFiend]

If that doesn't just cork it!

My little friend at work came up with a couple of creative new reasons why I needed to hold her hands this evening.  Feeble, but it worked.  A few hours later I was talking about the overtime we're about to head into when the December Rush hits, and mentioned that the hours were available if she needed some extra cash.  She said she couldn't 'cos she has class.  You see, she's a SENIOR and has to keep her grades up.

Did you ever see 'Animal House'?  The scene where Pinto has the angel and devil on opposite shoulders, telling him to (not) fuck Carmine's daughter?  My blind friend is thinking "Wow, HAWT college senior... FUCK HER!  FUCK HER BRAINS OUT!"

http://www.traileraddict.com/animal-house/red-band-clip-angel-vs-devil

Nope!  HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR.  Yes, she's 18 so *technically* an adult, but the angel riposted and mentioned something about trolling the schoolyards for pussy not being a Good Thing.  Hell, she's still 5 months away from her Homecoming Prom!


Damnit, I don't think I'm gonna be able to get an erection for a freakin' WEEK now!  

<you'll have to imagine the shopping cart scene, 'cos I couldn't find links for it>

[Elizabeth]

If that doesn't just cork it!

My little friend at work came up with a couple of creative new reasons why I needed to hold her hands this evening.  Feeble, but it worked.  A few hours later I was talking about the overtime we're about to head into when the December Rush hits, and mentioned that the hours were available if she needed some extra cash.  She said she couldn't 'cos she has class.  You see, she's a SENIOR and has to keep her grades up.

Did you ever see 'Animal House'?  The scene where Pinto has the angel and devil on opposite shoulders, telling him to (not) fuck Carmine's daughter?  My blind friend is thinking "Wow, HAWT college senior... FUCK HER!  FUCK HER BRAINS OUT!"

http://www.traileraddict.com/animal-house/red-band-clip-angel-vs-devil

Nope!  HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR.  Yes, she's 18 so *technically* an adult, but the angel riposted and mentioned something about trolling the schoolyards for pussy not being a Good Thing.  Hell, she's still 5 months away from her Homecoming Prom!


Damnit, I don't think I'm gonna be able to get an erection for a freakin' WEEK now!  

<you'll have to imagine the shopping cart scene, 'cos I couldn't find links for it>

What about the Horse in the Deans Office?
 

Love,
Liz

[coacheric]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtSPFXj_eZM

[GEMINIGUY]

I remember the shopping cart scene.


...and the scene with John Belushi on the ladder peeking in the windows of the Sorority House bedrooms. ;-)

[JBRG]

Back to the original question -- I met my wife through her work. She worked for a fast-food establishment. I saw her almost every morning when I bought my coffee. After a few months of friendly banter, I gave her my phone number and 19 years later, we are still a happy couple.

My own personal code is to not get involved with anybody I work with for the simple reason that I strongly believe that I cannot spend ALL of my time with somebody. A break, even going to work, is needed.

[jondalart]

Women take their clothes off for me again.

Ok, i am working a part time job as wellness coach, and starting a new class.

this class is all women, and most are 20-30 pounds overwieght. Except this hot middle aged asian woman who wants to loose 10 pounds. She is constantly making funny faces at me, lol.

We do weigh ins and measurements, and woman are usually a bit nervous when guys do it, so i ask on my coach peers to help who is female too, as well as i am pervert and cant be trusted. The hot asian woman comes into the weigh-in room, and wont give her age, so she leaves the room. we need the age to program the scale for percent fat and hydration.

She comes in when my helper leaves, and says she is ready now. She asks about taking off her cloths, pointing at her coat. i say whatever your wearing should be the consistant every week. She takes off her coat and top, and she is wearing a sexy black lacy bra, b cup. Wtf, i need to be good. LoL. She is 5'5" and 125 pounds.

I am thinking what a mess i would be if i was a gynocolgist? Lo(

[brody]

I am thinking what a mess i would be if i was a gynocolgist? Lo(

I spoke with a OB/Gyn doc and he said that he has seen so many cunts that had problems that he's pretty much over being attracted.  Plus, he always has a female nurse attending whenever he's with a patient and she is exposed to the wind like that.

It was the fact he said "pretty much over" it that made me ask.  And he said there are the occasional women who come in and everything looks so good that he really has to put his professional on.  He added that his main nurse was a bit of a battle ax little like Nurse Ratched in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."