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coacheric

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Reply #140 on: May 30, 2013, 03:59:42 PM




Janus

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Reply #141 on: May 30, 2013, 04:14:40 PM


TinyDancer

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Reply #142 on: May 30, 2013, 04:56:55 PM
Hello friends......love y'all!



coacheric

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Reply #143 on: May 30, 2013, 04:59:23 PM
Thanks for the laugh becca. Thats great


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Reply #144 on: May 30, 2013, 07:30:10 PM
Quote from: toeinh20 on May 30, 2013, 07:12:22 PM



I'll say it has!

And a woo for the post...




"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #145 on: May 30, 2013, 07:36:11 PM


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Reply #146 on: May 30, 2013, 07:49:14 PM
Quote from: coacheric on May 30, 2013, 07:36:11 PM
Quote from: toeinh20 on May 30, 2013, 07:12:22 PM






On the one hand, I'm not sure a clean-up is necessary. In this instance, "getting down and dirty" might be best taken literally.

On the other hand, the Suzanne Vega reference notwithstanding, a loofa has many wonderful uses other than cleaning. Throughly dirzzle it with liquid soap or shampoo, and it can take you anythere!

(Note: Apologies for taking this thread off-topic.)





"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


coacheric

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Reply #147 on: May 30, 2013, 07:52:18 PM
Off topic, hell, you just gave me a boner with loofa thoughts!


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Reply #148 on: May 30, 2013, 07:55:09 PM
That is it, I'm attacking my lady with a loofa tonight, thanks B.

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

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Reply #149 on: May 30, 2013, 09:01:09 PM
Quote from: coacheric on May 30, 2013, 03:59:42 PM



A few kilometers from where I live, there is a 'Chaussée d'Amour' or Boulevard of Love. Basically a main road with window prostitutes, one after the other. There are hardly any other businesses on the road except for storage facilities, a few bigger industries, some bars AND to our surprise several antique shops. Didn't take too long to figure out why they were there.

So when you see a nice old couple with a house full of antique statuettes, it's not necessarily the wife's collection.LOL
« Last Edit: May 30, 2013, 09:03:20 PM by Bexy »


Janus

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Reply #150 on: May 31, 2013, 04:49:04 AM


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Reply #151 on: July 20, 2013, 06:10:13 PM


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Reply #152 on: July 20, 2013, 10:41:32 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on July 20, 2013, 06:10:13 PM


Um, apology totally, fully, and completely accepted!  :emot_laughing:

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

TinyDancer

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Reply #153 on: July 21, 2013, 05:05:31 PM


TinyDancer

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Reply #154 on: July 23, 2013, 02:05:40 PM
LOL, this trick works just about every time.



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Reply #155 on: July 23, 2013, 02:13:17 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on July 21, 2013, 05:05:31 PM


In the same category, one from my husband:

"Never, ever scratch your balls right after applying tiger balm on sore leg muscles. BURN! BUUUURN!!"


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Reply #156 on: July 23, 2013, 07:38:56 PM
Sounds like a life lesson to me,

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

coacheric

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Reply #157 on: July 23, 2013, 07:52:03 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on July 23, 2013, 07:38:56 PM
Sounds like a life lesson to me,

Some of us still need a few times before we learn


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Reply #158 on: July 23, 2013, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: coacheric on July 23, 2013, 07:52:03 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on July 23, 2013, 07:38:56 PM
Sounds like a life lesson to me,

Some of us still need a few times before we learn

Ow yeah! He rubbed his eyes once too. LOL


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Reply #159 on: July 23, 2013, 10:23:14 PM
Never finger a girl after chopping jalapenos, at least not if you want to ever touch her again...

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

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