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Reply #20 on: May 09, 2013, 12:48:21 PM
I like the keyword in the name of this of this thread, the word "mindless".

Some good points are brought up, but one can really mock God?

It is sort of like a mocking a DJ on the radio. The DJ knows that everyone does not like him/her. The DJ still speaks to those who will listen, his/her audience. Those mocking the DJ may look cool to some of their friends, but really, what does mocking God fucking accomplish?



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Reply #21 on: May 09, 2013, 04:39:02 PM
I like the keyword in the name of this of this thread, the word "mindless".

Some good points are brought up, but one can really mock God?

It is sort of like a mocking a DJ on the radio. The DJ knows that everyone does not like him/her. The DJ still speaks to those who will listen, his/her audience. Those mocking the DJ may look cool to some of their friends, but really, what does mocking God fucking accomplish?

I can mock god. God damn god, and his retarded creation. You are right about the DJ thing, I do look pretty cool in front of my friends. :)

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Reply #22 on: May 09, 2013, 06:25:05 PM

He does have a point. It's a pretty crude type of humour, basically laughing at others' expense. I mean, obviously there are assholes who are religious but is the appropriate response to that to be an asshole to everyone that's religious?

I do like the ones that rely more on wordplay than mockery but then again wordplay is always a winner with me.



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Reply #23 on: May 09, 2013, 06:43:24 PM

Some good points are brought up, but one can really mock God?



Oooooh... Mock God?  Is that like Mock Turtle Soup??   Can I haz a bowl of that?  ;D


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Reply #24 on: May 09, 2013, 07:43:19 PM
Sure you can!

However, you will be persecuted for that bowl.


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Reply #25 on: May 09, 2013, 08:27:28 PM
I like the responses, made me laugh. Thanks for not taking me to seriously.



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Reply #26 on: May 09, 2013, 08:59:38 PM
Woo for understanding, and I support your right to have any faith you choose.

Now...

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Reply #27 on: May 09, 2013, 09:03:33 PM
Church/Christ/God mocking is strictly therapy for me...

As an Italian/American Catholic Lesbian, I have a lot of issues/resentments to work out...

Ya'll can watch!



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Reply #28 on: May 10, 2013, 04:00:23 AM
I have met quite a few recovering Catholics.


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Reply #29 on: May 10, 2013, 05:13:25 AM
Lol, recovering Catholics... That's good



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Reply #30 on: May 10, 2013, 08:22:20 AM
Dad was Lutheran, mom was Shinto Buddhist, and I turned into a Taoist.  I've been persecuted regularly all my life since I'm a filthy, unrepentant heathen.

One of the guys I was working with was shoving his god in my face, so I told him to keep his imaginary friends to himself.  He said "You have to respect my religion!" and I said "Sure, I'll respect your imaginary friend when you respect MY imaginary friend.  Meet Harvey..."  
<waving my hand at the empty air next to me>

He walked away.  ;D  Christians!  NO fucking sense of humor!


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Reply #31 on: May 10, 2013, 08:55:28 AM



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Reply #32 on: May 10, 2013, 01:41:03 PM
Toe, I owe you a woo for that, you got me so fucking good with that one... I almost woke up my fiancee I was laughing so hard.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #33 on: May 10, 2013, 10:47:23 PM

Let's jump down the Rabbit Hole


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Reply #34 on: May 10, 2013, 10:48:21 PM

Let's jump down the Rabbit Hole


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Reply #35 on: May 10, 2013, 11:19:00 PM

Let's jump down the Rabbit Hole


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Reply #36 on: May 10, 2013, 11:21:36 PM

Let's jump down the Rabbit Hole


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Reply #37 on: May 10, 2013, 11:28:22 PM
That got you a WOO, UmmOkay!



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Reply #38 on: May 10, 2013, 11:39:07 PM
Make that a double.

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Reply #39 on: May 11, 2013, 09:22:35 AM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)