TD would be arrested for public indecency at the local mall's "Sleep Number" store, when she complained that she couldn't find the right sleep number on a big bed on center stage, and broke out a wedge pillow for a test ride. With daddy's help, she put on a display like none other, as store patrons gathered around the bed to cheer her on, and place bets over who would cum first... TD won that bet, but her screams of ecstasy alerted Paul Blart, Mall Cop, who rode his Segway through the front widow, and came in his pants so hard, the Segway began doing wheelies in the middle of the store.
ROFL....Damn you Toe....that had me laughing and getting wet all at the same time, you know how I love getting me some on the wedge.
When I was 19 I was arrested, and it was one of the most life altering experiences of my life. One of those "if only" times. Funny how when you look back on those times, you think you're so grown up. Then shit happens and those rose colored glasses get shattered. But hey, it's all good, just part of the journey, and so far for me, well the Grateful Dead come to mind......What a Long Strange Trip It's Been.