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« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2017, 10:19:22 PM »

Drunk British man, 53, perforates his BOWEL after 'losing control' of a 77cm bendy sex toy up his anus - and even doctors admitted they had never seen an object so 'unusually large'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5179469/British-man-53-inserts-77cm-long-sex-toy-anus.html

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« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2017, 12:21:34 AM »

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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2017, 05:04:31 AM »

Drunk British man, 53, perforates his BOWEL after 'losing control' of a 77cm bendy sex toy up his anus - and even doctors admitted they had never seen an object so 'unusually large'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5179469/British-man-53-inserts-77cm-long-sex-toy-anus.html




'Such irresponsible behaviour can lead to a significant burden on the provision of emergency hospital care.'

Jeezus... they're more worried that this guy is gonna spawn a shitload of copycats than anything else.  OMG, the ER is overrun with foreign-object impalements!
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« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2018, 08:56:25 AM »

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« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2018, 11:29:46 AM »

Assault with a deadly weapon. ..!!!  Shocked
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« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2018, 02:23:11 PM »

First reading it I was thinking 77cm isn't that long.   IT IS 30 INCHES!  wth

I had a friend who worked ER and she had to assist in a cellphone extraction from a female.  This was the mid 90's, so one of those flip phones.  

She was also there when an electric tooth brush went into far and the jabby metal post that holds the interchangable brush on jammed her insides and it was stuck.   The boyfriend tried using tongs to get it out and that got hooked.  So the poor girl comes in with the handle end of tongs sticking out her read end.  Sad


I know a guy that broke his penis.  I don't know all the terminology so I can only describe it as one of the 3 tubes that fill with blood ruptured and his penis got a golf ball sized lump on the side of it.  She describes it as very fast and forceful penetration.  He exited to far and jabbed her between the labia and her thigh and it bent.
Sadly, I didn't get to see the injury.  I even asked for a picture but was denied.  He was told no erections for a month, and no intercourse for 6 months.  The doctor said he could receive oral sex after a month.
It was similar to what is described here.   https://www.menshealth.com/health/what-is-a-penile-fracture
Be careful out there boys.
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« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2018, 04:39:19 PM »




That brief grimace just as the tip hits her nose is priceless, but it’s just punishment for her tongue being at least an inch away from the anus she was supposed to be licking.
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« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2020, 03:58:06 PM »

Was recently discussing similar events with a nurse friend of mine who said one of the oddest he'd experienced was a patient who could no longer go to the toilet as he'd been pushing BluTak (I think similar would be power tak in the US) down his penis which after a while had filled up and got stuck. When asked why, he said because his friends were using slugs and he didn't want to do that... seems obvious when you hear it.
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« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2020, 06:38:36 PM »

............
I know a guy that broke his penis.  I don't know all the terminology so I can only describe it as one of the 3 tubes that fill with blood ruptured and his penis got a golf ball sized lump on the side of it.  She describes it as very fast and forceful penetration.  He exited to far and jabbed her between the labia and her thigh and it bent.
Sadly, I didn't get to see the injury.  I even asked for a picture but was denied.  He was told no erections for a month, and no intercourse for 6 months.  The doctor said he could receive oral sex after a month.
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Be careful out there boys.


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