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Offline Well Behaved Lady

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on: January 23, 2014, 03:10:37 PM
It was soft at first but as I worked my way up around the edges, it oozed, the oily feeling, seeping around my lips, my mouth finally getting to the hardness, one mouthful at a time I devoured it. I always enjoy sardines on crusty bread ;D


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Reply #1 on: January 23, 2014, 03:22:19 PM
Coffee

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

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Reply #2 on: January 23, 2014, 03:31:05 PM
More coffee.

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 03:40:20 PM
Half a bagel washed down with OJ

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Reply #4 on: January 23, 2014, 04:13:40 PM
It started off slimy, but firmed up as things heated up.

(Fried egg with slice of toast.)


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Reply #5 on: January 23, 2014, 04:26:47 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on January 23, 2014, 04:13:40 PM
It started off slimy, but firmed up as things heated up.

(Fried egg with slice of toast.)



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Reply #6 on: January 23, 2014, 04:29:18 PM
The smell made my mouth water, the familiar aroma making a promise that cherished memories were about to be relived. I tentatively pressed my mouth to the source of my nasal delight, finding it nice and moist just the way I like it. The crunchy bits were somewhat unexpected and added a fairly strong flavour. The stringy ropes seemingly holding it all together were a touch more off putting but offered a unique flavour all their own. I'm still not sure what the green bits in the juices were. Through crust and string I eventually made my way to the pinker centre. Soon after, my work was done and simply had to wipe my chin, thoroughly satisfied.

Bacon cheeseburger for lunch.

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Reply #7 on: January 23, 2014, 04:39:27 PM


  Mcnuffin with egg. It sucked


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Reply #8 on: January 23, 2014, 04:40:16 PM
Homemade soup.


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Reply #9 on: January 23, 2014, 04:53:59 PM
Three pills


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Reply #10 on: January 23, 2014, 05:12:20 PM


"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #11 on: January 23, 2014, 05:23:22 PM
Quote from: coacheric on January 23, 2014, 04:53:59 PM
Three pills

One to get you going, one to keep you awake and one to keep it up  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #12 on: January 23, 2014, 05:30:40 PM
Hell, I wish/ All three to regulate my blood sugar. There's no fun in getting older  :(


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Reply #13 on: January 23, 2014, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: warmguyy on January 23, 2014, 04:39:27 PM


  Mcnuffin with egg. It sucked

I bet it wasnt even stacked right. All lopsided and shit, meat hanging off one way, cheese the other. Dont even bother asking for salsa. You get handed salt. Dont switch it up and ask for picante then you get handed honey. Gotta listen to all syllables of the word and not guess like my 5 year old.


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Reply #14 on: January 23, 2014, 10:55:14 PM
I could smell the delicious aroma upon first touch, though it might have been a memory of a time past. When I peeled of the outer layers, sweet juices started flowing over my fingers. I parted the inner folds and I realized the wonderful scent was getting stronger. I got closer and closer before gently nibbling it and crushing it with my tongue. It's sweet nectar flowed into my mouth and I was in a state of temporary bliss!

California Mandarins


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