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What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

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Offline MissBarbara

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Reply #15 on: January 23, 2014, 10:56:55 PM

The smell made my mouth water, the familiar aroma making a promise that cherished memories were about to be relived. I tentatively pressed my mouth to the source of my nasal delight, finding it nice and moist just the way I like it. The crunchy bits were somewhat unexpected and added a fairly strong flavour. The stringy ropes seemingly holding it all together were a touch more off putting but offered a unique flavour all their own. I'm still not sure what the green bits in the juices were. Through crust and string I eventually made my way to the pinker centre. Soon after, my work was done and simply had to wipe my chin, thoroughly satisfied.

Bacon cheeseburger for lunch.



I woo'd you for this post this morning.

Now I wish I could boo you for it. I've hardly gotten any productive work done today, since all day I've been thinking about a bacon cheeseburger.





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Reply #16 on: January 23, 2014, 11:09:23 PM

I woo'd you for this post this morning.

Now I wish I could boo you for it. I've hardly gotten any productive work done today, since all day I've been thinking about a bacon cheeseburger.





Fresh from the barbeque, melted cheese, nice crispy bacon. What a burger!

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Reply #17 on: January 23, 2014, 11:10:30 PM

I woo'd you for this post this morning.

Now I wish I could boo you for it. I've hardly gotten any productive work done today, since all day I've been thinking about a bacon cheeseburger.


Fresh from the barbeque, melted cheese, nice crispy bacon. What a burger!



You suck.





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Reply #18 on: January 23, 2014, 11:13:39 PM

I woo'd you for this post this morning.

Now I wish I could boo you for it. I've hardly gotten any productive work done today, since all day I've been thinking about a bacon cheeseburger.


Fresh from the barbeque, melted cheese, nice crispy bacon. What a burger!



You suck.





Hey B, that almost sounds like a pick up line  :-*



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Reply #19 on: January 23, 2014, 11:17:59 PM
Hmmmmm, ask me in, let's see, about 4 hours from now.   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #20 on: January 23, 2014, 11:31:14 PM

I woo'd you for this post this morning.

Now I wish I could boo you for it. I've hardly gotten any productive work done today, since all day I've been thinking about a bacon cheeseburger.


Fresh from the barbeque, melted cheese, nice crispy bacon. What a burger!



You suck.





Yes, I made sure to suck up every morsel, down to the last crumb. It was THAT good.

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Reply #21 on: January 23, 2014, 11:44:00 PM
Jack Daniels and coke



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Reply #22 on: January 24, 2014, 12:20:28 AM
It was hard as it slipped in between my lips, slowly my tongue started to meander around the firmness, my teeth bit down and it went soft  ;D

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Reply #23 on: January 24, 2014, 12:27:36 AM
Once I released it from it's confines, I admired it's 7 inches and the slight bend to the left. I pursed my lips and formed an oval and licked the tip of it to judge the taste. Sliding an inch at a time down my oral cavity, my tongue swirled around and I closed my lips and tightly broke off at least 2 inches of the best banana I've ever had.



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Reply #24 on: January 24, 2014, 03:24:33 AM
Hell, I wish/ All three to regulate my blood sugar. There's no fun in getting older  :(

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Reply #25 on: January 24, 2014, 03:26:27 AM
Once I released it from it's confines, I admired it's 7 inches and the slight bend to the left. I pursed my lips and formed an oval and licked the tip of it to judge the taste. Sliding an inch at a time down my oral cavity, my tongue swirled around and I closed my lips and tightly broke off at least 2 inches of the best banana I've ever had.

Hands you another banana.  8)

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Reply #26 on: January 24, 2014, 03:23:43 PM
Blood pressure pills and soda to wash it down.



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Reply #27 on: January 24, 2014, 04:03:15 PM
More coffee.  Seems the only thing that keeps me going in this cold weather.

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Reply #28 on: January 24, 2014, 07:22:13 PM
More coffee.  Seems the only thing that keeps me going in this cold weather.

The only thing?

Feels the red liquid on my tongue, slowly going down my throat.....my lunch, a glass of cabernet. 8)

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Reply #29 on: January 25, 2014, 01:02:02 AM
My heart meds, diabetic meds and pain killers all washed down with three cups of coffee - that's all before breakfast.

During the day, I must drink 15 mugs of coffee either by themselves or with meals.

Quite boring I know, but coffee, food and cigarettes are the only thing I've had in my mouth for quite a long time.

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