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Reply #1720 on: August 30, 2023, 03:08:45 AM
Sliced brisket sandwich (moist), pickles, onions, sauce. Texas sweet tea. Loving it.





Looks like it came from Hard 8

I ate at Rudy’s on 183. Not famous for anything, but I had not eaten all day and was STARVING.

Thinking about the Texas Monthly BBQ Festival in Lockhart in November. That would be a good eat…

https://www.texasmonthly.com/event/2023-tm-bbq-fest-lockhart/



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Reply #1721 on: August 30, 2023, 03:19:08 AM
Turkey and avocado sub with spicy dill pickle chips(Scott's subs) and home made scotcheroo bar



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Reply #1722 on: August 30, 2023, 04:13:11 AM
I am so hungry right now. But it is 9 o’clock (twenty one hundred for you Europeans). I’ve got nothing to make in the house, and I don’t have the energy to go out and shop to buy some thing. And I don’t feel like spending an arm and a leg for an Uber delivery. So I guess I’m going to go to bed hungry. Boo.
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Reply #1723 on: August 30, 2023, 05:03:21 AM
A handful of honey roasted peanuts and a Kentucky Mule

Dan made the mule perfectly. 

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Reply #1724 on: August 30, 2023, 06:16:17 PM
Twizzlers. I havent had them in a long time, I saw them while getting some coffee and impulse purchased three packages, (shareable size) One whole bag down, two to go. I can't stop eating them



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Reply #1725 on: August 30, 2023, 06:20:49 PM
Oh Lawd. I picked up a couple bags last week as a treat for both of us.

Both bags gone the same day. :facepalm:

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Reply #1726 on: August 30, 2023, 06:52:33 PM
Twizzlers. I havent had them in a long time, I saw them while getting some coffee and impulse purchased three packages, (shareable size) One whole bag down, two to go. I can't stop eating them

Yum
I love licorice.   My Easter basket gets the strawberry / watermelon ones. 
I could eat licorice all day long.



Last thing I put in my mouth was an omelette and coffee.    What to have for lunch though.  another salad? ewwww so sick of salad

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Reply #1727 on: August 30, 2023, 11:37:10 PM
Hot buttered popcorn.

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Reply #1728 on: September 02, 2023, 05:58:43 PM
The last of my twizzlers. Lasted so much longer than I thought they would have.



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Reply #1729 on: September 04, 2023, 03:56:10 AM
Generly it is my foot

Pussy oh how sweet it is


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Reply #1730 on: September 04, 2023, 02:56:20 PM
My toothbrush. Had to get all those swimmers out of there 😘



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Reply #1731 on: September 04, 2023, 04:52:20 PM
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Wasn't sure which one to WOO but picked this one.
Your "Who Got Laid" is always WOO material. Your tooth brush response in this thread was too funny not to WOO. Actually both should get WOOed, but alas I can only give you one.

Glad the "swimmers" are gone. The scent may have driven the dogs crazy. ;D

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Reply #1732 on: September 04, 2023, 06:52:22 PM
My toothbrush. Had to get all those swimmers out of there 😘

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And a woo

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Reply #1733 on: September 06, 2023, 12:20:36 AM
String cheese. Wasn't looking for it, wasn't in the mood for it, but when I saw it, like the twizzlers, I had to have it. Had three pieces already.

Oh, and I don't peel and eat it like you're intended to. I'll eat it one of two ways. I dip it in cocktail sauce and consume, but it I don't have that, I bite a piece off, use my tongue and teeth to peel off a sliver and then I tuck the big part in my cheek and eat the peeled off part.

Why do I do it this way?? Hell if I know but been doing it for years. Think it has something to do with keeping my hands free because I'll put the main peice back in the wrapper until my next bite.



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Reply #1734 on: September 06, 2023, 03:47:42 AM
I never take the time to peel. I just start by biting at the end and keep going untill it's gone.

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Reply #1735 on: September 06, 2023, 04:10:26 AM
I never take the time to peel. I just start by biting at the end and keep going untill it's gone.

We all know how much you love gobbling down cheese after a cheese run  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1736 on: September 06, 2023, 04:20:34 AM
Touche :facepalm:

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Reply #1737 on: September 06, 2023, 03:35:50 PM
Went to a fantasy football draft party last night.  The amount of food was crazy.  The hostess sent me home with a half loaf of lemon bread, which I loved.  I loved my own, but her icing was so good. 

It is going very good with coffee right now.

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Reply #1738 on: September 07, 2023, 04:35:06 AM
Tonight was corn 🌽 on the cob night. I picked up three ears at the VA's Farmers Market. Every Tuesday three vendors set up.

Nothing like sweet corn fresh from the field.

Ok... I'm weird. Since I was a kid I eat my sweet corn by putting a large glob of butter on my plate. I add salt and pepper and spread the mixture on the corn. All 4 of my wives thought I was crazy doing it this way. My present wife just accepts it. Maybe that's why she's a keeper. :D

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Reply #1739 on: September 07, 2023, 04:41:07 AM
We would just roll the hot corn along the top of a whole stck of soft butter, then added way more salt than needed.   It wasn't until years later that my brother in law came into our lives and shook Parmesan cheese on it.  It blew my mind and knew he was someone special, hahaha.  I've been using it ever since and have introduced new people to it.

I have a clean teeth fetish and hate the corn between my teeth.   I brush and floss before clean up the mess from dinner.  I hate corn caught between  my teeth while eating.

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